Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight. Don’t bring a tank, either (not fair).

The gyro we all needed!

The perfect companion volume* to the Thunder Road Vendetta RPG! * meaning it came first and was hugely influential on me

oh my god i can't stop laughing blacksky.community/profile/did:...

Does anyone have a sofa or some club chairs they want to donate to Unpub's staff space/registration area at PAX Unplugged in 3 weeks?

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

As I once explained in my LiveJournal days: * a 32-page Pathfinder adventure has 20,000 words. * a 99.9% typo-free 32-page adventure would have 20 typos. * that’s a typo every 1.5 pages. * reducing that would delay every book a significant amount.

"I chose my handle years ago, too: I’m going to be Dongus Rex the Testiculator." thehardtimes.net/culture/us-g...

[P] he has slipped the surly bonds of Earth / and shot the face of God

He should just do what the rest of America does to get their cancer drugs: start cooking meth.

people magazine announces their sexiest man alive

Don't forget to set your clocks back to before it all went wrong.

Today is the day the Trump Admin is starting to hold back funding for food aid. Now is the time to give.

But then he asks me, "Do you know where my car keys are?"

Drinking some now. Only really a hint of eyeballs in it.

'Tis the reason for the season youtu.be/A6V2oCX3Hn4?...

Amazing zines from @davethegame.bsky.social who also FILLED ONE WITH BUGS

Okay, this rules? Yeah, it rules.

this is one of my favorite kind of card designs a card that feels like it is missing a very obviously shaped puzzle piece it really makes your gears start turning and lets the creativity flow props to whoever had a hand in this one 👏🏻

With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook. See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

I believe people who misuse Tolkien to advance fascism should have a brief but life-changing encounter with World War II–era Christopher Lee

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair, but no worries if not!!!!

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

It was a privilege to moderate this talk with @andrewlooney.bsky.social, @davethegame.bsky.social, and Angela Bell ten days ago. Listen to their perspectives as a publisher, freelancer, and self-publisher, respectively, for what tabletop games can do for the world: youtu.be/SffJKA-Bpn4

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

This week's new releases include "Harrow: The Blighted Plane Corebook", "Hexallia", "The Moonlight Path", but the top spot goes to 9th Level Games for "Thunder Road Vendetta" www.geeknative.com/2... #ttrpg

Tried out Wrasslevania with @9thlevelgames.bsky.social at Game Kastle and had a blast playing wrestler Helena Cell until she was ripped apart by Ultra Dracula. Plus, got to get my copies of Thunder Road RPG and preview the dice car. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/9...

Fart is making a comeback — as a shit

Sometimes RPGs are like board games would be if you had a significant number of players who said “I just can’t see the point of a game where you’re not trying to checkmate a king”

Anyone who says "Pour One Out for Gleemax" in response to WotC screwing up yet another electronic initiative wins my admiration.

Anyway, today's the day every game designer dreams of: getting a copy of your game, paid out of your own pocket, because the company who made it shut down before they sent you one.

I keep getting annoyed at the people posting the "look how bad this Google AI search result is! Ha ha" which, glad you recognized how wrong it is THIS time, but if you keep using it maybe you won't recognize it NEXT time. And it still registers as you using it regardless.

Old Soviet joke: Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three? One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Going to start working on my spec script for Predator vs. Godzilla vs. Jason

Hey if you’re local, it’s a good time to donate to the Capital Area Food Bank with SNAP benefits dropping. I encourage people to donate locally if you can! CAFB is very good and just started extra distributions this week for furloughed gov employees too give.capitalareafoodbank.org/give/332469/

We bisexuals can never stop working, we can only become stairs.

Great news from @renegadegamestudios.com for fans of some of the best #dnd board games that have been out of print for a while!

Well well well

Calling all BIPOC indie game devs! Want to showcase your new game at #PaxUnplugged this year? Apply for the PAX Together Demo Days program by Oct 31 🗓️ Application linked in our bio! @officialpax.bsky.social Co-sponsored by @worlds4all.bsky.social @sidequestbooks.bsky.social and Nomnivore Games✨

Don’t have previously put in the newspaper that I got mad.

I don't know what visual metaphor you need for the moment, but this should do it

Hey, so another piece of advice for people who are S-Corps: there is a company called Opolis that acts as your employer of record and will provide health insurance and other benefits.

D&D x Trader Joe's

Local to College Park, MD?? Come see us at Game Kastle Saturday Oct 25th to demo Thunder Road Vendetta RPG and WRASTELVANIA 2-6pm!!! Signups open ➡️ https://warhorn.net/games/search?q=9th+level+games&loc=

Got this ad on Reddit the other day and I can't stop thinking about it. Just so many levels of bad and wrong

This nonsense makes me so mad. *You do not and cannot know if you will be “most people” when you buy your insurance plan*.

Out: Dubai chocolate In: Cincinnati chocolate (spaghetti chili filling) Next big thing: Boston chocolate (clams)