Supes at #NoKings Manhattan!

Cancel my calls, if you need me, I’ll be gibbering in the corner.

The media’s overriding concern is not being accused of bias by the right, which means all coverage is framed around granting the right the maximum benefit of the doubt, however implausible. Such that sewage becomes “a brown liquid” until other possibilities are ruled out. Maybe it’s cake batter!

Steve Bannon: “The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit.” Media: "We cannot with certainty identify this mysterious brown substance."

The premise here appears to be “He can’t be a king as long as I can think of additional abuses of power he hasn’t yet committed,” which is not how this works.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

We just live in a john carpenter movie now.

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.

The military has apologized for damaging the vehicle, saying they confused it with a Colombian fishing boat

It's incredibly telling that student newsrooms have shown more bravery in the past few years than many national outlets

We always get these huge Trump announcements with much media hype and fanfare with lots of big promises and assurances, effusively praising himself looking for awards & prizes, while experts say the details are scarce or nonexistent. Then a short time later we get the reality.

This story is extraordinary even by 2025 standards. Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, made a deal with Bukele and agreed to renege on informant agreements in a years-long DOJ investigation into MS-13, totally undercutting credibility of such agreements. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Love to see how something as simple as stealing his shades turns this arrogant asshole into a crying baby. And then he made himself bleed. I feel like Skateboard Kid was baiting him to see how many times he would fall down.

You really cannot comprehend how obsessed this administration is with social media, and really just Twitter, and how much all of its decisions are about landing massive Twitter dunks for a cheering crowd of 30-40k hardcore Nazis

They used angle grinders to break the windows? Or cut through the windows? Because if it's the former, they could have just used a rock. "I need more details of this museum heist," is what I'm saying.

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

Folks who are rightfully frustrated at the indefensible NYT coverage, please do note: in terms of actually reaching people, this is way more important

"you gonna bring together the marxists, the socialists, the antifa advocates, the anarchists, and the pro-hamas wing" mike johnson threatening me with the end of leftist infighting lol

the grievances of the Right are 'legitimate' and exist because the Left 'goes too far.' The grievances of the Left(s) are illegitimate because they are disfavored groups who should be grateful to get to live in this country.

Remember, the Speaker has absolute control over every piece of legislation in the House, so he can always negotiate anything. EXCEPT a Discharge Petition. Grijalva will sign the DC, and force the Epstein files bill to the floor. As another Skeeter pointed out, this is the Epstein Shutdown.

Enshittification of life

There are three kinds of TTRPG: wargame, horndog, and heist.

Every AI Trump video

The key to getting this football kicked is strategic partnerships with Lucy

I think college is a scam. I think high school is a scam. I think elementary school is a scam. I’m not 100% sure I know what a scam is. And at the end of the day isn’t that an indictment of our school system?

I've often said that journalists are terrible gossips, because at its heart journalism IS gossip.

Ah crap the left was correct too early again about ICE.

Perfect 🙃

Compare yesterday's millions to this and how we couldn't escape breathless coverage of the Tea Partiers at their peak.

In 2020 when I said Democrats should refuse to seat Republicans I was told if they did that nothing would stop Republicans from doing the same.

Anytime you ask “why did the Times cover it this way?” or whatever corporate media it is, remember that influential moderates are the tool of the wealth class and are there to normalize whatever the wealthy want and create doubt regarding reform and change.

You know what? There are multiple times in the book and movies where the monster is referred to as Dr. Frankenstein's "son." It's totally OK to call the monster "Frankenstein". Go ahead, do it. It's fine.

And that king would have punched this wannabe.

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Somebody who isn't born yet is going to write a banger paper on the political spectrum of the frog as a symbol in the early-mid 2020s

spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with this meme is actually just real life

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

yer mum’s calling Ditto “womanface” on twitter

The Dem base is now way, way to the left of its elected representatives, for sure. Boomer moms are out in the streets begging Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries to get their shit together and fight back.