What we might refer to as a "Kavanaugh Stop"

Sorry are two of those animated non human characters? What did Patrick Star and Curious George do??

That’s fine. Get a loss out of the way early. We played like shit. Whatever the manager tried first half did NOT work with that group of players. All the “Liverpool get lucky” chat should be well and truly over given they scored off a corner that was a goal kick and after the extra time, right?

If you give the handball it has to be a pen

FEDE FUCK YESSS

Mad king ass

Mo lmao

Isak could’ve had a penalty there but did the honest thing to try to score smhhhhh

This “wait your turn” bullshit is the perfect example of why the Democratic Party is as unpopular as ever. We have incredible talent. The time to use it is now.

Connor?? I mean girl I guess

We are really really lucky that this didn’t go to half down more. That’s the most positive thing I have to say. Macca has to come off. Bring me Cody.

Need Cody to come in and Macca off.

Sorry Mo getting suplexed in the box and not even a look is so predictably funny. Surprised they didn’t say he committed a foul by getting yanked backwards on top of the defender in the box

Stengel’s dedication of her goal to Beardy on IG has me crying 💔

It’s going to be funny when Whiskey Pete sends them to Maine instead of Oregon

Macca and Wirtz together in the midfield is not working

Can't understand signing Flo Wirtz and asking him to make headed duels in the midfield

Alisson bailing out Konate how many times now

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Crazy that they can’t check whether it was a corner

“Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I am number 218”

When your foe score three goals, Your back three’s full of holes, That’s Amorrrrrrim 🎶

No one should be disappeared, and running from masked men who are intent on kidnapping you is an evolutionary reaction. I’m so hurt for him and everyone dealing with these soulless bastards

Roy Hodgson delivered 1.33 points per game no matter which club he was leading. One win, one draw, one loss. Reliable. Ruben Amorim seems incapable of keeping his head above 1.0 per game. Now at 34 points from 33 matches.

United just got opened like a soup can by a team holding on in a defensive block…. I didn’t know what tf ten hag was doing… but I know what Amorim is doing and that is losing.

Is literally anyone shocked?

you don’t have many first amendment rights as a federal employee, but it’s not *zero*

so ICE is a jobs program for men who like to hit women and get away with it

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I don’t care. Neither deserve to be brutalized by the racist secret police

Put that in your balloon d’or or whatever and stuff it

Every morning I wake up and the first thing I do is thank whatever deities exist that Temwa Chawinga plays soccer for my favorite team

Bia said I’m sick of hearing you talk about the goal that was taken off so lemme score another

I really hate light shows

Mike: “why be a silver fox when you can be a blue fox 🤗” My mother, who I did not realize was listening to the game from the other room: “Why be annoying when you could be quiet” She’s not a fan of the announcers lol

If they called her for pushing Bailey that’s…. Soft.

Surface Tension deserves all the love and I'm glad they're getting it.

I feel bad bc I want good things for Chicago but I also want that guy who uses Soccerdonna as a magic 8 ball to feel so much pain.

DEB 💜

Surface tension getting love!!!! LFG

Moment of silence tonight for former Boston Breakers manager Matt Beard

Why was Mary Long in an arsenal jersey showing off the KCC shield?

Paul George said this season “can’t get no worse than last year” at Sixers media day today and then seven minutes later news broke that the team owner’s name was in the Epstein Files.

I hope Des Moines schools fights back because 1) this was an attack on them and 2) the alternative is that they were negligent and the attacks on the district will continue and the kids will pay the price

This is why they're attacking Des Moines schools by the way

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

He is so fucking weird. His dream gig is if he could some how be Perez Hilton with nukes

This is the 20th time the Supreme Court has granted an emergency request made by the Trump administration since January. That's TWENTIETH.

I got excited; I thought he died again.