is it just me or are mechanical watches are extremely autistic coded?

can anyone think of a time one nation invaded a nearby country across a narrow body of water and installed a puppet regime, and also took territory from the Danes? seems like something I’ve heard before but I can nazim to recall…

This war will destabilize the entire region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs. no it won’t

this lady

I hope Dan Caine understands that he will be in the dock along with Trump and Hegseth.

super happy that i have cultivated my feed to the point where everyone i follow is ANGRILY objecting to the "rigged elections in venezuela MIGHT provide justification for this invasion"

ezra klein: "trump is doing regime change the right way"

MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.

herregud, norway is so nihilstic, the NUMBER ONE oil producer in europe but cuckoo for cocoa puffs when it comes to EVs.

Look, don't the econ experts say liquidity is the most important feature of a financial system?

So anyway. The first Black Woman Mayor of Detroit was sworn in today.

zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

mah wifeeeeeeee

They showed the gays kissing on TV for the live ABC broadcast east coast new year’s ball drop, I choose to believe this is progress

hey chat

I mean the funny thing about Bluesky is that you can already update records, it just breaks a lot of things when you do. For example, if I anyone has liked this record while I ws editing it, those will still count towards the total but not show up when you try to look at them.

Best wishes for the coming year

We’re winning the league this time lads

2026: the year it happens

update

The last time I was happy about getting a new mayor was NEVER. I'M 45 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE WE'VE HAD A MAYOR I'M HOPEFUL FOR

New York City has a new mayor

Millions of peoples' health insurance skyrockets in a few hours. Let's check in on the president.

Needed this reminder today.

Since I dumped some really bad news on y'all I wanna tell you about the other side of social media. It's children of anti-vaxxers turning 18 and filming themselves getting vaxxed.

Citizen of Somilia:

murder, she, she screams in silence

If I were tracking my child's erections you would not be able to torture such an admission out of me Mortality makes fools of us all but this is a pathology

The past year has been terrifying. Really, the past two—I lost a lot of sleep in 2024 over the promises of the Trump campaign, promises they immediately sought to make good on. But at the end of the first year of his would-be dictatorship, I am calling it: we are going to win.

I have watched 350+ Red Sox games in the last two years and could likely name most of their players but if I also had to try to secretly kill Osama Bin Laden I think I would be like does Bruce Hurst still pitch for them?

many such cases have fun in Buttchug, Indiana, billionaires

a bit idiosyncratic i suppose, but i have my reasons

Keifer Sutherland told me he liked my Halloween costume I run into that guy from parenthood walking his dog I bought a beer for @badsandwich.bsky.social one time I have a minor ongoing dispute with an avenger (my neighbor) over inconsiderate blocking of our street

Bluesky is the new place to go for high-level political discussions because half of the pundits, for lack of a better word, have credentials like "Guy who plays in a Portland post-punk band". "Professional video editor in San Diego". "Commodities trader in Nova Scotia". "Person named Sharon"

What a quote.

not that this is in ANY way important, but what the fuck is going on here? "Oh! How beautiful are our Emperor's new locks! What a magnificent mane there is to the crown; and how gracefully the coiffing hangs!"

have you even CONSIDERED that my utopia was an authoritarian nightmare state in which voting was meaningless? checkmate liberal

In my first job in LA, I worked with an older guy who was born and raised in Santa Monica. Super conservative/evangelical, he couldn't go a day w/o telling me how bad California had become. He jumped at an opportunity to transfer to Alabama. I heard his wife hated it and he was back in 3 yrs.

Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.

I don't understand what the problem with porn is. porn works fine! we don't need this shit!

Pizza* is good. Sorry if this offends. *St. Louis pizza not included

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Find you a man who loves you as much as Donald Trump loves Vladimir Putin

so basically white house staffers are burning entire data centers to the ground having grok generate ai slop to nudge president grandpa’s melting brain toward whichever culture war flashpoint the nazis are moaning about on twitter and succeeding only in convincing him of the existence of mutants

Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.

justice for us downtrodden, the tall white handsome men

any other watch people who follow me on here? these are CLEARLY radium burns on this dial, right?!?