every single one of these emails could have been a text. they had texting in 2017 I think. people could have texted their pedophile friend to ask what time the pedophile/race science party started but no. they all have a deep and abiding love for SMTP

There is absolutely no moral excuse for working for the NYT. If you work for them, you are evil, you are scum, and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

clown. town. that is all.

every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

Sulz has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that having him in charge of a major international publication is not just dangerous but also borderline treasonous, if it cannot be taken away from him it must die

... cursed thought what if the peetape was real but it ties into the fact of trump being a pedophile

BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.

*sickos dot gif* but it’s the pope looking through the window

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

when I’m out walking my dog: “hot shit, coming through!”

I live across the street from a real Avenger, & we’ve clashed REPEATEDLY about their drivers/assistants/employees stopping to load/unload vehicles in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET (it happened again today). I’m not saying I’m a supervillain but, as my nemesis is a superhero, I’m not NOT a supervillain.

i always re-skeet praise for chicago (and for libraries)

Chicago, and it's not really close. (Before you jump out the window, the question says "that you've been to.")

Tedious correction is the soul of BlueSky

I have thoughts, and they aren’t going to fit neatly into Bluesky posts. Briefly: 1. The deal sucks. 2. Probably not as much as you think it does. 3. It’s good to be mad. 4. FFS, be madder at the GOP. 5. Strategy is hard. 5b. Timing matters. 6. The fight isn’t over. 7. Go pet a cat. (Or a dog.)

No kings, only this queen

It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown

The real reason the right opposes higher education is that if kids leave home and are exposed to more varieties of music they’ll realize that country music sucks. (I am at Tractor Supply.)

i want a prequel to children of men. i think it would be fascinating to explore the world leading up to baby diego being born. like, there’s probably a ticker on cable news shows counting down the number of pregnant women, changing to 0 when baby diego is born.

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

trust the plan patriots in control

AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO

might fuck around and get into watch repair

They appear to have 'taken back' their call, FWIW.

Alright, getting attacked on here by both leftists and centrists who either think I hate the Dems too much or not enough. My work here is done. *swishes cape*

My friends, start saving up for that expensive bottle of hooch. Trump ain't gonna make it to the midterms.

Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”. We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want. Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”

Bluesky's superiority over Twitter is solely on this post being on the top of my feed all day today

common misconception: Andrew Cuomo's White Ford Bronco is actually owned by Al Cowlings

i do want to point out that this does challenge the ironclad conventional wisdom that no one gives a shit about democracy

are you serious?

Very important that anytime Helen Andrews is mentioned, we repost this CSPAN debate where her former lover accuses her of being a sociopath www.c-span.org/clip/public-...

bad politics takes AND bad coffee opinions? you better believe that's a blockin'.

Power, a protege of Lemay, might have been more extreme, when civilian nuclear strategists from RAND proposed a “counterforce” strategy, which would have required SAC to restrain itself from striking Soviet cities at the beginning of a theoretical war…Power responded with the following:

Johnson out here articulating a better platform for us than Ezra Douthglesias could dream.

voted for Mamdani because he read in the New York Post that voting for him will lead to the collapse of the decadent West.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

Oops! All Chicago

it's not sufficient, and it has to be followed by doing the hard work of rebuilding a functional society but last night does show one thing: "vote harder" is, actually, pretty effective

The democratic socialist future of America will require millions of Leslie Knopes doing the thankless work of the bureaucracy required to provide services to the people. If you think people like her are "neoliberal shills," you're not really a democratic socialist, you're just a cosplayer.

no nates, no cohns

this one turned out fantastic 48 hour cold proof, IYKYK #breadsky

Prediction: The Senate is now in play.