Hearing him say "f__king crackers" is something I wish I could experience for the first time again.

me pitching this to my editor for my next book like "hello carl. would you like to read about the unholy union of gambling and dating apps. no? too bad."

I'm sorry that Charlie isn't alive to see this.

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

go outside

i’m starting euchre Bluesky vertical. where my fellow midwesterners at? #euchre #euchsky

endorse

I'm going to say it plainly: Vote scolding is good, vote shaming is good. You should be reminded that the choices you make have consequences especially if those consequences are dire. If you don't like people pointing out what your decisions lead to, try making good decisions.

it is an extremely funny satire of online leftist culture for a guy to get canceled over misgendering someone while threatening to have them killed

the true poster remembers. nobody is stopping you from giving yourself context. i made this just now as an example.

academic stolen valor [sad trombone]

if you call for doxxing someone *who you then go on to misgender* because they offered an explanation of something *that is not an endorsement*, i don't think you should be allowed to use this website, and if you follow someone who does that, i think worse of you as a person [sad trombone noise]

THE NEW YORK JETS HAVE DONE IT AN ENTIRE NFL SEASON WITH NO DEFENSIVE INTERCEPTIONS THE FIRST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY Opposing QBs finish the year with 3,674 passing yards, 36 touchdowns, and no interceptions

FWIW, Mama Garcia said she wishes Zohran Mamdani could run for president and does not think JD Vance has a chance to be president.

karl (derogatory)

me putting a pin in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me circling back: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.

is it just me or are mechanical watches are extremely autistic coded?

can anyone think of a time one nation invaded a nearby country across a narrow body of water and installed a puppet regime, and also took territory from the Danes? seems like something I’ve heard before but I can nazim to recall…

This war will destabilize the entire region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs. no it won’t

this lady

I hope Dan Caine understands that he will be in the dock along with Trump and Hegseth.

super happy that i have cultivated my feed to the point where everyone i follow is ANGRILY objecting to the "rigged elections in venezuela MIGHT provide justification for this invasion"

ezra klein: "trump is doing regime change the right way"

MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.

herregud, norway is so nihilstic, the NUMBER ONE oil producer in europe but cuckoo for cocoa puffs when it comes to EVs.

Look, don't the econ experts say liquidity is the most important feature of a financial system?

So anyway. The first Black Woman Mayor of Detroit was sworn in today.

zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

mah wifeeeeeeee

They showed the gays kissing on TV for the live ABC broadcast east coast new year’s ball drop, I choose to believe this is progress

hey chat

I mean the funny thing about Bluesky is that you can already update records, it just breaks a lot of things when you do. For example, if I anyone has liked this record while I ws editing it, those will still count towards the total but not show up when you try to look at them.

Best wishes for the coming year

We’re winning the league this time lads

2026: the year it happens

update

The last time I was happy about getting a new mayor was NEVER. I'M 45 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE WE'VE HAD A MAYOR I'M HOPEFUL FOR

New York City has a new mayor

Millions of peoples' health insurance skyrockets in a few hours. Let's check in on the president.

Needed this reminder today.

Since I dumped some really bad news on y'all I wanna tell you about the other side of social media. It's children of anti-vaxxers turning 18 and filming themselves getting vaxxed.

Citizen of Somilia:

murder, she, she screams in silence

If I were tracking my child's erections you would not be able to torture such an admission out of me Mortality makes fools of us all but this is a pathology

The past year has been terrifying. Really, the past two—I lost a lot of sleep in 2024 over the promises of the Trump campaign, promises they immediately sought to make good on. But at the end of the first year of his would-be dictatorship, I am calling it: we are going to win.