Congratulations to your 2025-26 Premier League Champions, …..Manchester City???

First “they called us bottlers, now we’re holding the bottle”, now this. MLS is on a generational run of title celebration

Find someone who looks at you the way Dec looks at the Premier League trophy

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Nice touch to have 115 employees clap him off

This coverage has to be a wind-up.

TOP SEVENTEEN IS OUR EVERYTHING

No match thread today cuz I’m watching the relegation battle

One game with the future of the club riding on getting a result. De Zerbi starts Djed Spence at right wing 💀

Things are so bad for Tottenham that they're catching strays from the Louisiana House of Representatives legiscan.com/LA/text/HR32...

@michaelcaley.bsky.social you see another Meat Wall reference dropped in The Times?

Good morning, especially to fans of the Premier League champions who also got to watch their basketball team pull off an unprecedented comeback in game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals

Great sports day or greatest sports day???

Two straight nights of overtime in the NBA playoffs but, errr, only one is a classic

Sorry to report that this has changed dramatically

This is the video. The one that captures today.

Still only about halfway through processing this

Warra trophy

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This has been almost as good a display of pure quality as Arsenal vs Burnley

Think they, correctly, factored in the fact it was Bruno Guimaraes he was kicking.

He raises a fair point, we’ve got the Europeans beat quantitatively AND qualitatively!!

Waking up as a capitalist on the network neighborhood of Bluesky

This Pistons-Cavs game is putting the “ass” in “basketball”

slightly increase a band The yes yes yeses

Well, at least that West Ham Central guy from the Rice signing is sad

Take a bow, @tomoc.bsky.social. This is sensational.

Imagine rooting for a basketball team capable of missing a three. Wouldn’t be me.

Still feel like absolute shit

Scrappy start. Feel sick

Don’t think I’ve been this anxious before a game since Man City at home in February 2022

The Knicks look like the favorites in the East for the first time in like 30 years and it's driving people so insane they're trying to institute full communism.

To the best I can tell, every person on my timeline who has posted about yesterday’s council election results seems to think the results prove their priors correct. Odd that.

They should invent a term for when someone misrepresents themselves to lure a victim into a false relationship as part of a scam.

Congratulations to Jonathan Kanter and the antimonopolist movement!!

Radiohead - Paranoid Android Tame Impala - Let It Happen Portishead - Roads Rilo Kiley - Does He Love You? The Cure - Lovesong Arcade Fire - We Used To Wait Pixies - Where Is My Mind? Sufjan Stevens - Chicago Led Zeppelin - Kashmir The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony (I used a 1-song-per-artist limit)

Words to live by here

the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"

The only way this Knicks game could be better would be if Trae Young was still on the Hawks

Seems a bit of a waste to play the second leg when Atleti have already played at the Emirates this season. Just call it the same 4-0 home win and move on is my take

Comfortably the best performance we’ve seen from the MGM frontline

Would never have happened if Mussolini had only had a BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM

What a third quarter from Karl Towns

Is it not over after all?? I had that Kai injury down as a season ended

We were gonna win the league, then we lost Calafiori, Timber, Saka, Kai, Trossard, Eze and Ødegaard. Enjoy Arby’s

Eze too? Fuck off