Snooker is a scam invented by corporations to make you buy more delightful little waistcoats

“Pele…who I assume is one of the greats” says Donald Trump

I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway

The only thing Neuer should be complaining about is his moustache

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

My last word on the matter

Not sure on these new rule ideas

Is cultural bankruptcy a term yet? www.thedailybeast.com/the-no-1-cou...

This article is a really good explanation of how, on paper, VAR is supposed to work. It is also completely detached from the reality of how VAR works *in practice* www.theguardian.com/football/202...

"The demands of the game stay the same. There's only three things that happen in a game. You've got it. They've got it. And no one's got it." - Dyche 07/01/25

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL: You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

Immense

Ref is an absolute coward, completely terrified of the crowd. They're being allowed to twat us up in the air and getting calls when we breathe on them

I'm at the end we were defending for that half. Thought Katie Reid was borderline faultless. She has the potential to be the best in the world #awfc

This policy is the ultimate expression of what is wrong with the last three decades of technocratic liberalism. It hands public money to bad private sector actors. It will win over zero of the reactionary voters it is supposed to mollify. It will massively annoy every other voter in the process.

yeah they're guys who like a cartoon frog and hate minorities. they think the president should be more racist. it's spelled groyper. no mom i don't know these guys.

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

they're calling it brunchmaxxing and it's huge on tiktok. kids dare each other to buy the costco gallon tub of hollandaise mix and they try to eat the whole thing in a month and now asparagus is out of stock nationwide. canadian bacon prices are up 600%. Le Guide Culinaire is a bestseller on amazon

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

look, it might not have worked with the public, but at least it was the wrong thing to do morally

Credit to Ed Davey for this. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

@tim-stillman.bsky.social Anything new on Reuteler?

“It’s an absolute scandal... the most arrogant thing you’ll see this season” 😡 Luke argues that something needs to be done after VAR chalked off Fulham’s goal in their game against Chelsea. Tune in to today’s Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

no one giving a fuck about chelsea’s invincible season and treble is cracking me uuupppppp

Bit of a mean way to refer to the Starmer Cabinet

Tough but fair on United. I fully agree with it.

Any event where I have to listen to Wes Streeting speak for 17 minutes is, by definition, not a party

Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke

That is some hit by Cascarino

This Russo, Blackstenius, Mariona three way fight for the Ballon D’Or is riveting.

Welsh National Anthem always hits different

@clivepafc.bsky.social Don't know if you've seen this guy's stuff before Clive but I figured I'd send it your way as I think he's right up your street www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gOX...

They finally made the milk from that hotel

It's shameful that we were even considering renewing him. The people at the top of the club were not blind to this situation, and still considered it in the interests of sporting expedience. Lessons should be learned.

I see you have become addicted to arguing with people online. that's cool. personally I'm here to joke around and have a good time