Not sure on these new rule ideas

I also agree about the old hard bread

Not sure on these new rule ideas

Just realised why I've been getting limited interaction on here recently. If you've had the same problem, go into your settings and toggle this to 'Everybody.'

It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening

Just realised why I've been getting limited interaction on here recently. If you've had the same problem, go into your settings and toggle this to 'Everybody.'

Christy has just put out his Halloween video for patrons and it's finally made me understand what 'spooktacular' means. You can sign up for a bunch of rewards here if you like: www.patreon.com/cw/christyco...

Wow! I can't believe I've been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ub...

Yeah, this happened to a buddy of mine, at first we found it disrespectful but watching him clothesline two guys at once was so moving and such a lovely tribute RIP Jessica you will be missed

Hate it when you're trying to organise a funeral and have to change venues at the last minute because the undertaker has rebranded to an American Badass undertaker and keeps riding his Harley-Davidson over the graves

Frankly it's none of your business why I'm on the roof of my house shooting lightning from my fingers and cackling

This is fantastic

they cozy maxed Gregor Samsa

Due to the AWS outage this post will not be going viral today. Apologies for any inconvenience.

The fourth episode of What Just Happened is available on BBC Sounds and you can listen to it right now. For balance, What Just Happened (2008) stars Robert De Niro, Sean Penn and Stanley Tucci and currently has an IMDB score of 5.6 out of 10.

A new series of the brilliant Radio 4 show Carbon Lifeforms starts today at 6.30pm and I got to write a few little jokes about the death of our planet, you've simply got to laugh haven't you

Accidentally learned too many platypus facts in a short space of time and had to go stand outside for a few minutes to calm down

A new series of the brilliant Radio 4 show Carbon Lifeforms starts today at 6.30pm and I got to write a few little jokes about the death of our planet, you've simply got to laugh haven't you

Very confused by this. What am I supposedly buying these men for? Who priced them so low? Why is Saka priced the same as Glenn Hoddle when Hoddle is 67 years old?

Clifford the Big Red Dog isn't that big or red

Franco Baresi

And on the seventh day, God got the first ever Sunday scaries and abandoned the project forever

This week's episode of What Just Happened is on BBC Sounds now and you are well within your rights to listen to it here: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I love stand-up comedians going, "Hey, it's cheaper than therapy!" Falling off a ski lift is cheaper than going to the gym, but they are also not the same.

If you like my videos then why not support me so i can make even more stupid content. Sign up to Patreon for exclusive content, early access to videos and even Patreon only live streams where I will make a new song with your help that will then go on my socials as one of my videos

I auditioned for celebrity @thetraitors.bsky.social but I didn’t get it for some reason, so thought I’d share my audition.

Why does this look like a poster for a Disney film where Tom York is the new principal in school for gifted loners? #straighttodisneyadd

Screenshot moments before I was suspended from LinkedIn

🎙️ What Just Happened? 🎙️ Get your free tickets for the live recording of What Just Happened? in Monmouth on Wed 8 Oct! 🎧 https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/little-wander-ltd/what-just-happened-bbc-radio-wales-live-record/e-gpogrd

Don’t normally rate Taylor Swift but this new one’s alright

This is why you never outsource your videos to my Uncle Kev.

@cloxdale.bsky.social told me bread only had 4G. Please help me solve this discrepancy. I want to feed ducks.

Pretty spicy episode from Aberystwyth this week, some jokes that I thought were just for the room made the edit, we simply love to hear it 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Had such a lovely time being on the panel for the radio show ‘What Just Happened’ in Aberystwyth last night! If you’d like to give it a listen, it’s available now via BBC Sounds. Gather thy ears! 📻🦡

Christy is one of the funniest people on the planet. If you've ever liked one of his videos you can now support him at Diet, Full Fat or Mexican tier. You'll also be supporting me - we've been writing together for years and we're psyched for the silly plans ahead. www.patreon.com/cw/christyco...

I Trapped Two People in a Loveless Marriage for 45 Years. If they stay in it until death, I add $10 million to their estates!

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

📻 Tonight 6.30pm on BBC Radio Wales! Comedy 🔥sizzle🔥 of this week’s news with a Welsh twist, loved writing on this show & would love you to listen: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

What Just Happened is BACK for a brand new series. It's a topical comedy panel show (remember them?) and last night's recording in Milford Haven was a treat. Get it down you, 6.30pm on BBC Sounds. 👂 📻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

It’s about to kick off, big time!

I’m in Chicago for the next week! Please tell me every fun thing to do in Chicago. Already done this one obviously

I’m in Chicago for the next week! Please tell me every fun thing to do in Chicago. Already done this one obviously

“Basically some guy sticks his hand up your ass and a pig tortures you.” -Kermit the Frog’s agent

That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down

(Baby carrot producers) you know what, throw a cup of water in there

New Sabrina Carpenter album is great

On the plus side, maybe any passing aliens might see the St George’s crosses everyone’s painting about the place and think we’re sending them little kisses from space xx

It's a beautiful day to trot this one out

It's a beautiful day to trot this one out

Spent the day babyproofing my flat. No idea how they keep getting in.