this is tomorrow! if you're thinking of coming snap a ticket up quick so you enjoy the email im sending out this afternoon about how the venue is hard to find.

Patlabor The Movie (1989)

Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along)

count binface drawing criticism over his clacton-on-sea bi-election victory speech in which he said his electoral campaign was won "without a single bullet being fired".

ah yeah ok. the murderer could have been leftwing *or* they could have been an anarchist *or* they could have been interested in a single thing (unspecified)

"My last show was a lot about mental health, being on antidepressants... I had routines that if I didn't have the ability to joke about would just be a bad anxiety in my life" @ericrushton96.bsky.social just finished an international comedy tour but still feels as nervous as ever. ✍️ @seanmorl.com

Latest newsletter: The Meal That Makes You Cum Why did that woman in When Harry Met Sally believe there's a meal that makes you cum? Why did she order it? You wouldn't order it, would you? plus: fringe recommendations, upcoming shows we've hit 200 subs! thank you to all wellwishers

In May Leicester Comedy Festival's parent company announced payments to most of its artists would be delayed, but that "this is a case of a small delay rather than 'you won't be paid'". Their building's just been repossessed.

Cowabunga

"Whoever the figure that gets hoisted to the top of the heap, their individual plans and desires will always be wrapped in a death shroud of institutional rot. To some degree, it doesn't matter what Andy's schemes entail – they still need to manoeuvre through a madcap panorama of haunted corridors."

On the 25th July I'll be performing at the Stanley Arts Work In Progress comedy weekend in South London alongside some of the great and good. It'll be my final preview before the Fringe. The last chance to take some wild swings. Full programme here: www.standupatstanley.com/who-is-on

Upcoming Comedy in #Sheffield Two Edinburgh Preview shows from Eric Rushton (Sean Lock Comedy Award winner) and Sean Morley (me, Sean Morley) at fruit and veg co-operative @regather.bsky.social on 18th July. Tickets: www.ticketsource.com/sean-morley/... @helpsheffield.co.uk

my nelson mandela effect is that there used to be a bit of red in the google drive logo

lets gooooooo

Latest newsletter: make the moon great again mentions: ovals in bloodstream, gender affirming violence, disc rot, wasting the moon, edinburgh previews, discount codes, a brief description of an impossible and inadvisable show buttondown.com/seanmorl/arc...

I'm open for commissions ! If you want to hire me for your stuff needing music. I'm ok at doing my job 😌 Sharing is really appreciated 🌻

what's going on here then

The second of the Normal Game WIP shows comes to Manchester this afternoon. Meet me at Fairfield Social Club at 2pm if you want to get your mind blown open. www.seetickets.com/event/sean-m...

the life and death of GameFAQS

This Sunday is your last chance to see Normal Game in its most feral and amorphous state. (and itll only be 22 degrees)

My strongest memory of Starmer will be his 2024 conference speech, where he said "every child deserves respect", a young activist said "does that include the children of Gaza?", and he laughed and said "he's obviously got a pass to the 2019 conference".

im not asking for every labour voter to apologise, but at least say oops.

idk about juice but this website definitely has some kind of fluid

Thank you to all brave souls who came to the first Normal Game with me and @avaavavah.bsky.social. And also to our first ever winner @eikebentley.bsky.social! Want to be our second ever winner? The next Normal Game WIP is in Manchester on Sunday 28th: tickets: www.seetickets.com/event/sean-m...

first, we noticed the suicide bombers were unhappy

Greg Davies dated Liz Kendall!??

This Sunday in Sheffield I'm doing the first Work In Progress for my new medium-tech quiz gameshow. Sean Morley's Normal Game is the first quiz show where the host has not and will not write any questions. It is an experiment. 2pm Sunday, Alder, Sheffield www.seanmorl.com/normalgame

Hosting an afternoon/early evening gig in a couple of weeks time at Alder bar. A good scope of electronic music will be represented. #sheffield #electronicmusic #gig #diy

please consider me for your group chats. ill write wow or lmao at regular intervals so you know im reading but rarely advance the conversation myself unless prompted.

i might be the most prolific mark dolan streamer in the world

ok stacked stream agenda for this evening: - terse overview regarding when i punched @cilliaaan.bsky.social on saturday - play 1 round of WhenTaken - check up on mark dolan - consider every fringe show that begins with a randomly chosen letter - road to empress 2 live now www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

This Sunday in Sheffield I'm doing the first Work In Progress for my new medium-tech quiz gameshow. Sean Morley's Normal Game is the first quiz show where the host has not and will not write any questions. It is an experiment. 2pm Sunday, Alder, Sheffield www.seanmorl.com/normalgame

The perfect song doesn't exi- youtu.be/2Sc3fXLK4FE?...

As a disclaimer: this technique was refined on the national express coaches circa 2017-2019 where the toilets were always at the back.

Latest newsletter is out. Featuring: - the optimal seat to sit on the coach if you dont want anyone to sit next to you - what is an anti-quiz - the bulletin board aka can a newsletter be a social media platforn sign up: www.seanmorl.com/mailinglist all newsletters: www.seanmorl.com/posts/

Opening titles of "Dealies", the new animated series by the creators of "Common Side Effects" and "Scavenger's Reign". Coming to Netflix in 2027.

These are *my* Pride flags #morlvision #vexillology @seanmorl.com @terrywogan.bsky.social

I saw your profile, nothing you could ever say will interest me. Goodbye.

The least compromised song contest in Earth history. New songs, new lore, new problems. Morlvision is tonight at 7pm on www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

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morlvision!!! sunday!!!! let’s fuckin goooooooooooooooooo

*MORLVISION* is *this Sunday* Earth's least disgraced international song contest returns with 32 artists, 32 songs, mini-games, diversions, lore and the irredeemable flesh-ghost of Terry Wogan (@bjalborough.bsky.social) Watch & Vote live: Sunday 7pm twitch.tv/seanmorl

bug bunny: hello doctor

this happened because i was ill and my great idea to pass the time was to challenge @natalan.bsky.social to see who could more accurately estimate the cost of a pig and within 2 minutes she's teary eyed and reading out the names of every commercially available piglet

i dont think its true or plausible that earth has established extra-terrestrial contect and world governments successfully colluded to hide it from the public. but if that *did* happen then i think its plausible trump would leak it all just on a whim / for a laugh.

Amazing news!! Well-deserved recognition for @benjamilian.bsky.social!

i wish you could like a like