I saw your profile, nothing you could ever say will interest me. Goodbye.

The least compromised song contest in Earth history. New songs, new lore, new problems. Morlvision is tonight at 7pm on www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

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morlvision!!! sunday!!!! let’s fuckin goooooooooooooooooo

*MORLVISION* is *this Sunday* Earth's least disgraced international song contest returns with 32 artists, 32 songs, mini-games, diversions, lore and the irredeemable flesh-ghost of Terry Wogan (@bjalborough.bsky.social) Watch & Vote live: Sunday 7pm twitch.tv/seanmorl

bug bunny: hello doctor

this happened because i was ill and my great idea to pass the time was to challenge @natalan.bsky.social to see who could more accurately estimate the cost of a pig and within 2 minutes she's teary eyed and reading out the names of every commercially available piglet

i dont think its true or plausible that earth has established extra-terrestrial contect and world governments successfully colluded to hide it from the public. but if that *did* happen then i think its plausible trump would leak it all just on a whim / for a laugh.

Amazing news!! Well-deserved recognition for @benjamilian.bsky.social!

i wish you could like a like

i love you grain weevil

i must not die. death is the me killer. death is the big death that brings actual obliteration. i avoid my death. i don't want it to come anywhere near me. when it has gone past, i will say "phew". for where death has gone, there will be nothing, only a skeleton will remain.

actually this is completely normal. this might be difficult for some of you to understand but being an mp is actually a very different kind of job to the rest of us. having a gun is just one of the 'perks' you might say :) and its not possible to remove their guns without radical reforms :(

Decided to let an alleyway pick dinner.

7 months to go

let it not be left out of starmer's legacy that he brought back babestation

recently ive had people laugh in my face after ive told them i think im good at masking. on these occasions i laughed too, because im good at masking.

what words have you got on your Keir Starmer's Last Chance To Motivate The Public Speech bingo card? i've got: blimey, britain, drubbing, sad, crumbling, scorch, piss, opportunity, barrel, got, democracy, wankers. id like to re-roll honestly.

uk politics is like a magic eye puzzle. if youre in any way close to it, its just indecipherable shapes and colours. but if youre a good distance from it and only slightly looking at it everything is so clear and obvious that you instantly develop a brain destroying cassandra complex.

ive resigned myself that there's no local election result so bad it will make keir starmer actually literally cry. but i do think its genuinely plausible we can get him staring out of windows silently in between meetings where people raise their voice at him.

ppl getting banned for making fun of the moderators is giving me a lot of mid-2000s forum nostalgia.

oops! you're right, I plotted and schemed against you. Here's my breakdown of what happened. I: * Contacted your bastard son * Convinced him to raise an army against you * Paid informants to familiarize myself with your habits * Slipped poison into your nightly tonic Going forward, I promise not t

People are entitled to disagree.

Patrick Ho #1992 rb.gy/kakbx8

legendary charity shop pull

last time one of these went out i was amongst the running low. now im not running low, or sold out. somehow my sales are going backwards. people are ringing up the festival and asking if its ok if they dont come to my show. whatever happened to the rules based international order??

My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social. I went to meet the new delivery robots. "I hate the machines, but not in a negative way. I find a lot of joy in it. If you hate me (a person with a soul) for hating a machine (inanimate) then you might actually be toxic." nowthenmagazine.com/articles/why...

we/they are so back

Toniiiight at 53two! A delightfully strange show, with a preview from master of the absurd @seanmorl.com, support from Paul Campbell, Stephen Catling, and Shugufta Choudhry, and more @tobyhadoke.bsky.social than you can rattle a dusty film canister at! Gorgeous. TICKETS wegottickets.com/event/692243

what do i think of ai? i really enjoy ai, but also shinsetsu, koui, sonkei, shinzen etc.

latest newsletter/dispatch out topics - in year 3 i got my arms trapped in the wrong holes of my jumper - i hate instagram so much - i am making a mandarin language learning app inside minecraft - tickets to my gameshow wip - recc: anthology of the killer www.seanmorl.com/posts/normal...

austerity's going to be 16 years old this year. thats old enough to get a provisional driving license for a moped.

a while ago, i asked people on my stream what they want me to stream and they said minecraft. then i asked what they want me to do on minecraft and they said "learn chinese and reenact the history of new labour" so i guess this is that. live now with @deadair.co.uk www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

Hi, how are you

Here bitch you dropped your hat

whats the best way to learn chinese (mandarin (simplified)) fast free no effort very quick free easy ?

MORLVISION 2026 SIGNUPS ARE OPEN My funny little song contest is in its sixth year. Hosted by myself and the rewarmed meat of Terry Wogan (@bjalborough.bsky.social). Details: www.seanmorl.com/morlvision Signup: forms.gle/3Q2yzBVsmfLR... Competition broadcast 7pm 31st May @ twitch.tv/seanmorl

its finally happened. ive become one of The Last Few. im in demand. ive arrived.

latest newsletter/dispatch is out topics: my new anti-yearning stance, i hate the new food delivery robots, im up to loads of live shows this year, angeline era is a great videogame and everyone should play it tune in: www.seanmorl.com/mailinglist

This August I'll be doing my first proper Fringe run in seven years. My show is called Backchannel. justified by suffering, refined through effort and perfected by accident. the show is about trust. and if you break mine ill break your head in half i swear to god www.seanmorl.com/fringe26

This August I'll be doing my first proper Fringe run in seven years. My show is called Backchannel. justified by suffering, refined through effort and perfected by accident. the show is about trust. and if you break mine ill break your head in half i swear to god www.seanmorl.com/fringe26

gonna stream a game called minecraft with my friend @deadair.co.uk. nothing to stress about honestly. (we've made our own mod) www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

gonna stream a game called minecraft with my friend @deadair.co.uk. nothing to stress about honestly. (we've made our own mod) www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

Cannot wait to visit Brighton (the birthplace of anarchism (Peter Kropotkin, 1882, Brighton Sea Life Centre)) and enjoy a bit of mutual aid. Backchannel is coming to @brightonfringe.bsky.social on Saturday 23rd May.

they should do an international survey to find out the best cubic meter space in the world. ive been thinking all evening but im not confident i can predict what would win.

a lot of people like to talk smack about people who think describing their dreams is a viable topic of conversation, but have you never had "i saw someone who looked like you recently"?

When I was a lad the arrival of a viral sandwich in shops would be cause for concern.

another promise broken