📸 New snaps! All aspects of my personality ensnared and embalmed for posterity and press releases. Lovingly snapped by @mattatat.bsky.social who I endorse and recommend. 📍 the swampy bit of grass between crookes cemetary and the allotments.

playing Lifeline was a magical time for me

an era of drama where the shot cant linger on a character's face for more than 0.4 seconds. every cut chosen solely because thats when the video generation became unstable. the face of a person stretched over the movements of an xbox 360 npc.

werner herzog voice: sadly the wanderer has gone completely mad. the sea of fog will surely kill him

me, in the trenches, in between mouthfuls of rat: i sure hope we win the battle tomorrow trench moderation team: we actually have a zero tolerance policy against death threats in here. please keep the trench a positive space.

My current show Backchannel was listed #2 in a list of the top 20 shows of 2025 in Chortle. Anyway, if you want to see it it's coming to Leicester Comedy Festival on 15th Feb. Tickets: seanmorl.com/lcf

my mandela effect is that urine used to be sterile

lil bro is washed. the blocks mog the bead slider

sorry but i just dont like the "make hope normal" slogan. perhaps its because my suggestion "stop making being happy strange" was dismissed out of hand.

slipping more and more £2 coins into my therapist's hand until she agrees to make me forget how to read

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre. The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle. The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"

legendary blunt rotation

in france they call pogging the little death. if you pose for a thumbnail youll get rushed to hospital.

from today's stream: mr wobblyman and innate desire for respect

sorry i only drink vimto for men. thats the one with the gun on the packaging

does anyone know if bluesky muted terms are case sensitive? because i don't want to miss out on any posts about frozen water

let it not be left out of starmer's legacy that he brought back babestation

legitimate left wing commentator voice: fire actually isnt cold, its actually quite hot! going on the wright stuff to talk about this at 3pm

i dont see the problem. the government has commitment to build a line between Manchester Airport and Manchester Airpon and a new York-York line via Hull. whats so hard to understand?

small alert: im taking my show BACKCHANNEL to Sheffield and Leicester Comedy Festival next month. the show is marvel. a merging of flesh & technology. an empathy gun pointed at the moon. big laughs, 5 stars. 8th Feb - Sheffield seanmorl.com/sheff 15th Feb - Leicester seanmorl.com/lcf

same

just now @natalan.bsky.social said "i'm trying to get better at dealing with change". so i looked her in the eye, crouched unexpectedly and then she screamed.

mark your calendars. the first time i shouted "yes!!!" at full volume this year was seeing snake pass on corriedale.

On X I had a thread of bad UK comedy open mic photography: grainy images of partially-lit men in graphic tees performing to speckled upholstery in abandoned pub function rooms. It was toxic and I know better now. But in defiance of that personal growth I absolutely must rescue this video.

My Top Games (That I Played (Not Necessarily Released)) (In No Particular Order) Of The Year #1 Valkyrie Profile (1999) Easily my fav game I played this year. Unmatched vibes: art, music & tone. Apex action-JRPG combat system. Warning: fiddly & player-unfriendly even by ps1 standards.

I made a video where I do my top 3 games of every year going backwards from now with no script and no edits. It is accidentally over 2 hours long.

Babushka's Glitch Dungeon is only $1.49 until Jan 5!! store.steampowered.com/app/1876850

if youre looking for an expert in british politics you cant do better than someone who is only just learning people don't like keir starmer and is baffled by it.

at my neighbours party, i said "you cant gunge people anymore because of covid" and someone i just met said "you've just said something incredibly stupid and im going to give you an opportunity to retract it" and he was dead serious but i couldnt stop laughing

the burger king by us has added talking therapy to the family menu. whenever i ask "will you use anything in say in these sessions to sell me burgers?" they cough gently and start a new topic.

The first ever fishing game was Gone Fishin' in 1977, created by Dr. C. William Engel for his book "Stimulating Simulations", which gave you a list of simulation games you could play on your 70's micro computer! Here's what the game was like! #fishing #fishingminigame #videogamehistory

wrote something about how dark youtube is and why Corrie reminds me of mashed potatoes. it's not festive but it's quite nostalgic, which is close?

the turing test was the original sin. i wouldnt pass it because i write strangely and dont use emojis. now humanity has decided it has built god because it starts every reply with a compliment.

me, a citizen journalist for the omelas gazette: the reductive politics of victimhood -- why the suffering child's posting history should give us pause

burger burger: hamburger simulation / psx mediamuse / rythmics, 1998

last night's stream highlights. featuring an incomplete induction to the top hiccup cure. been on a great streak of eudaimonia lately.

Last weird internet thing of the year. In two weeks we'll be holding the third annual Fishmas: a competition in which people simultaneously blind-compete to catch the biggest fish in a fishing game to win a free hat. Happy Fishing! rules & info: www.seanmorl.com/fishmas

This Friday evening is The Morl Society: A livestream of short niche presentations delivered by people who signed up to give short niche presentations. Even I'm not 100% on what they're all about, exactly. Watch live from 7.30pm at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social: The English public have rejected atoms and have embraced the ethereal grasp of Big Ghost. Featuring an interview with @davidwclarke.bsky.social about @nfsengland.bsky.social. nowthenmagazine.com/articles/a-f...

My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social: The English public have rejected atoms and have embraced the ethereal grasp of Big Ghost. Featuring an interview with @davidwclarke.bsky.social about @nfsengland.bsky.social. nowthenmagazine.com/articles/a-f...

the amount of coherent contiguous pedestrian routes in the uk that aren't at this moment blocked by skips, vans, weird subsidence or insane curb elevation is less than 5 miles. all of these will fall into holes and be kicked into shrapnel by saturday night pint goblins.

people here still saying the beauty of the natural world is ineffable. but i gotta say, i think a millennia of poetry really squared the circle on that one. we've cornered it. flowers be lovely.

a similar thing i think about is the prevalence of animal rights commitments amongst scientific racists. At once saying "this group of people are less-than-human and therefore can be mistreated" while elsewhere earnestly believing "animals are vulnerable and deserve protection".