a good chunk of my job is getting emails from GPs notifying us when a patient has died so that we can update on our local records, which leads to some fun emails that are only titled “DEATH”

during a chat with my sister earlier i was *so* certain that there'd be a rubbish tip review vlogger on youtube. doesn't seem to be the case :(

i love being friends with other autistic people. i went to one friend's house earlier and once we reached the natural social conclusion she just said "right, off you trot then"

listening to with love and squalor by we are scientists in full for the first time in i wanna say over a decade and it’s amazing how much memory really is stored in your brain until it has a reason to come out

idk why i keep looking at the weather app for machynlleth next weekend cos i know i'm gonna be ill-prepared no matter what

i don't think llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch would've caught on had they not added the gogogch

spent this evening watching poirot for the first time and i love the Who Framed Roger Rabbit-ness of the intro

i love seeing a new grey hair pop up on a regular basis. keep em coming i say!!!!

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according to wikipedia the person who defeated Orbán is Mr Beast?

they should rename this type of butterfly to the national rail ticket butterfly

happy 2 years of me living in my current flat!!!! living on my own has significantly helped my overall wellbeing and i'm so happy/lucky that it's something i can even do :)

a couple of nights ago i was made aware of Funeko, the mascot for the japanese ferry company Hankyu Ferry, and i haven't stopped thinking about them since

when i started taking feminising hormonal medication for health reasons and growing my hair out i was worried i was gonna be read as female even moreso than usual, but i am getting read as male a LOT atm. just “sirs” up the wazoo!

going out when the clocks change is so fucked up. i swear i got home at a more sensible time!!

2 interesting number plate sightings on my way back from the gym: first was a german-style plate but it had GB on the blue banner and was white and yellow, and then it turns out the spanish car i saw at work was NOT the same one i saw at tesco express in november!!! 2 spanish cars!!!

why does it seem like everyone has a tabby cat but me >:(

i can tell i've hit the jackpot with this charity shop gadget find when i try to look up some tech help and it's all from 2001

i've been quite lucky in my life thus far i'd only ever really been exhausted for more than a day after a trip when i'd get a cold from it, but my goodness i have been absolutely wrecked since thursday. i feel physically fine, but mentally i'm absolutely knackered

earlier today my sister said the dreaded words to me: "are you sure you're not into trains?"

does anyone know any sites that measures distance via road/rail routes rather than as the crow flies?

i think one of the most skilled jobs in the world is being a bus driver in rural cornwall

it’s 6am and i’ve just seen a sign saying i’m in cornwall, and only now i’m finally understanding why everyone keeps saying to me that this trip is mad

i literally don’t understand how anyone can think playing any loud audio from your phone on the train is fine. ESPECIALLY when the thing you’re playing is a set from live at the apollo.

the seat setup for southeastern trains is bananas. 2x3 seats with the 3 seaters facing each other?? and the tables are so tiny 😭

nothing has made me feel like i’m travelling to the south more than seeing someone in the seat in front of me on this train deshell an avocado

when you book train tickets there should be the window seat option and then a sub option for if you actually prefer to look out of the window so that those people can actually have a proper window seat

omg i just went through the morpeth curve for the first time!! you can really feel it!!

the variation of accent i’ve heard in my trip so far has been great (this will be ruined once i start going to the south)

who needs to listen to podcasts on the train when you can just have 4 middle aged brummies very loudly talk about pubs

good morning, last night i went down a rabbit hole on czech heraldry, and i found this incredible bit of niche complaining which i’m still thinking about

help i've fallen in love with the early modern versions of the coat of arms for Lestkov, Czechia

i can see a non-uk number plate from my office window but it’s not close enough for me to tell exactly where specifically it’s from. if that car can still be parked there in the next 2 hours so that i can have a look during my lunch break that’d be great.

still thinking about earlier when i saw a hospital note stating the patient was currently in Hewell Prison, but it was spelt as Huel

it feels like it wasn't even that long since i was yearning for the sun to set past 5pm, now it's not too far til it sets after 6!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🌞🌞🌞

not surprising that sal won, and very well deserved, but not by much of the overall vote??? wow #sanremo

such a long break just to say that sal has won #sanremo

the PERFECT and CORRECT top 3!!! #sanremo

well the jump in energy from arisa's song to ditonellapiaga's in that recap woke me up #sanremo

listen we know sal's winning so sayf getting 2nd will make me very happy #sanremo

stop showing the artists in the green for their reaction!! i don't wanna see it! #sanremo

27th for dargen!!!!!! wow!!!! #sanremo

stop giving close ups of dargen's feet!!! #sanremo

so many lads getting emotional about their mums tonight 🥲 #sanremo

tu mi piaci tanto is my personal fave this year, it's the perfect combo of catchy song with performer who dances like a teenage boy who's being made to do a drama lesson #sanremo

emigrato (the song the sanremo intro tune is from) is great btw #sanremo www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8To...

this is the first year i've really noticed how different arisa's speaking voice vs singing voice is and it's blown my mind #sanremo

andrea bocelli on a horse? why not i guess #sanremo

per sempre si has been the biggest grower for me this year, now i *finally* get the hype #sanremo

the orchestra's gone all yeehaw!!! #sanremo