we don't need cis people making art about how trans women are weird little freaks, that's our job.

is it not kind of mad that we are all about to be destroyed because of men's inability to create fulfilling inner worlds.

Come to my gig tonight in Bristol! I'm on first, at about 19:30. I have basically written a whole new coming-of-age musical with a live band and teenage performers. We've put in a lot of work!

Come to my gig tonight in Bristol! I'm on first, at about 19:30. I have basically written a whole new coming-of-age musical with a live band and teenage performers. We've put in a lot of work!

I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.

Sweet

Best genres in the secondhand bookshop today:

Best genres in the secondhand bookshop today:

Venetian Snares blowing every other 12th album out of the water with "Rossz Csillag Alatt Született" Yes, even Bowie's "Heroes"

When someone asks how caffeinated you are and instead of saying "I drank a Red Bull" you say "I dread a bank rule" (One for @robinallender.bsky.social and probably nobody else)

An ongoing thread with some of the most exquisite screenshot choices I ever did see

The only time I'll be a political centrist. No black country, no white country, only halftone country

[Johnny Cash Folsom Prison Blues voice:]

All transgender art should be this joyous and weird. Thumbs up for loins!

Please complete this consultation to confirm that, obviously, trans women are women and trans men are men etc etc. Otherwise it's just gonna be the tedious germ minority shouting louder than everyone else as per usual www.hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is

I’m the worst named one of these!

Yeah I support ID CARDS: I f it’s D anny John Jules C hris Barrie A nd Craig Charles in R ed D warf and the man from S crapheap challenge 😎

Just came up on FB memories... Me, to 11yo daughter: "You know what I mean, stop playing Silly Buggers." 7yo daughter: "Can I play?" Me: "It's not that kind of game." 11yo daughter: "Stop gatekeeping Silly Buggers, Daddy."

Just sat on the toilet for too long and my legs have gone to sleep so now it feels like someone else is walking me to the fridge to eat three pickles straight from the jar

As the sort of completist who must watch every bonus feature and listen to every commentary on every physical disc I own, "Retired Filmmaker George Lucas" is really spoiling me with a Joey Chestnut-sized digestive challenge

An excellent thread vindicating my continuing presentation as a rainbow-vomit kaiju woman-thing with a potty mouth

It's my first gig in 7 years... Please be kind!

Quantel Paintbox, the rabbit that we rescued from a broken home a decade ago, is now so old that he struggles to clean himself. However, it turns out that he *really* enjoys being pampered with luxury shampoos in the shower

THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!!

It is 100% my fault that Agnès Varda is hanging out with Um Jammer Lammy and the Snorks. I couldn't be more proud

Post four fictional characters that you relate to and let people make assumptions about you.

[trying to sext while suicidal] fuck babe you're gonna make me shoot ropes long enough to hang myself with 😩

Wonderful to realise that "tall woman does her job" is precisely descriptive of my life, and therefore I must live in constant fear

Hey! Do you like weird animation? The sort of thing they used to show on Channel 4 back when linear TV was the place to be? Well my friend Holly has curated the playlist for YOU! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The left is completely silent on the subject of where mummy goes when she covers her face with her hands - which, generally speaking, she loves doing and will continue to be interested in regardless of whether I cry about it. So the stage had been left entirely clear for the Paw Patrol

Script girl on a 1960s Czech New Wave film

Putting on Osymyso's "Intro-Inspection" at the same time as John Oswald's "Plexure" and witnessing the first Shazaneurysm

Getting my rheumatoid arthritis fixed vs Buying another avant garde Japanese erotica Blu-Ray Sadly I know what my body needs most

This is really difficult to accurately quantify. What is an "album"? How loosely do we define an "artist" (and do we include collaborations/side projects)? However, I think there are only 3 artists who breach the 30 LP ceiling for me (with some creative accounting): Madlib Matmos Sonic Youth

100% worth losing one’s human rights in return for the feminine allure of the underboob sweat waterfall

Dear the internet, Where does the phrase "Karma Police" come from? 'Cos I've just found an incredibly bleak short story I wrote in 1994 (when I was 12 years old) which includes it, a full 3 years before the Radiohead song came out. Second question: how much will I get from suing Thom Yorke? Thx!

Dear the internet, Where does the phrase "Karma Police" come from? 'Cos I've just found an incredibly bleak short story I wrote in 1994 (when I was 12 years old) which includes it, a full 3 years before the Radiohead song came out. Second question: how much will I get from suing Thom Yorke? Thx!

Post a pic of you that's not actually you

Post a pic of you that's not actually you

Taking my fresh sneakers for their first walk in the city that will inevitably grind them to dust

“yeah no I’m fully aware that we’re at the climate change point of no return but the computer that always tells me I’m right is very very thirsty” 🥺

My dad watched the first episode of "Vic Reeves Big Night Out" and was so excited that he forced me to stay up past my bedtime for episode 2 so that he had someone to talk to about it

Hello! I formed a band about a month ago, then we recorded a song and filmed a video. I am extremely proud of it. 💐

RIP to the GOAT (with a goat)

Cod Adam!!! @seanmorl.com

Hello! I formed a band about a month ago, then we recorded a song and filmed a video. I am extremely proud of it. 💐

It is my pleasure to gaze upon true incel genius

If you don't know Morlvision, it is one of the coolest music event of the year, where a whole community enjoy creating fun and weird songs. You should really give a listen to that incredible moment of music and video creativity.