A single strand of uncooked spaghetti inserted into the urethra #FoodUpAPenis

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

2025 music format ranking: 1 Bootleg cassettes 2 Radio 3 Supermarket 4 Person with loud phone on bus 5 Illegal downloads 6 Tapes 7 Passing car blasting music 8 CDr 9 Vinyls 10 Talented bird 11 VHS 12 MP3 13 Minidisc 14 LPs 15 CDs 16 Hold music 17 The gym 18 FLAC 19 Records 20 Streaming

andrewlloydwebsite.com A collaboration between me, Henry Shitmat, Tim Stone and Dave Rankin

REST IN POWER QUEEN

Congratulations to Mrs Majeika on her transition!

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

Okay I had one other idea

This is all I've got

Okay I had one other idea

This is all I've got

November 8th marks Intersex Day of Remembrance. Intersex Day of Remembrance is a day to remember those who are no longer with us and highlight issues that the Intersex community face. We stand in solidarity with our Intersex siblings, team members and supporters! #IntersexDayOfRemembrance

Meanwhile, I love sending an email. The trick is to remember that every outgoing email is potentially the start of a beautiful conversation and a lifelong friendship, and every time I don't receive a reply it is a slight on my character.

Nonbinary intersex activist Jim Sinclair on Sally Jesse Raphael's show in 1989

Sexy Eiko Ishioka Faye Dunaway egg advert

RIP Saya Gyi U Sugaku Quantel Paintbox (aka Quantel aka Real Life Tube aka Old Man Poop hands)

Yeah I’m a bender, they call me Yaoi Geller

Spunkin’ Lice Partay

Genuinely hoping that Trump ruins the White House just like Kanye ruined his Tadao Ando house, completely gutting it of glass and utilities and camping in the boiler room

Raspberry Beret Once in a Lifetime Rap God

Anyone else feeling a kernel of joy because of "The Z Guys" (Zack and Zohran) potentially representing the start of an arduous crawl out of this whole mess? @zackpolanski.bsky.social / @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Have you got any more end-of-alphabet pals ready to deploy?

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Select All Images With A Fire Hydrant

Me, a trans egg in 1995: I wish I could magically transform into Sean Young like in "Dr Jekyll and Ms Hyde" (currently in theatres) Me, a nonbinary femme in 2025: I wish I could magically transform into the middle thing from the "Dr Jekyll and Ms Hyde" poster with the amazing boggly eyes

we don't need cis people making art about how trans women are weird little freaks, that's our job.

is it not kind of mad that we are all about to be destroyed because of men's inability to create fulfilling inner worlds.

Come to my gig tonight in Bristol! I'm on first, at about 19:30. I have basically written a whole new coming-of-age musical with a live band and teenage performers. We've put in a lot of work!

Come to my gig tonight in Bristol! I'm on first, at about 19:30. I have basically written a whole new coming-of-age musical with a live band and teenage performers. We've put in a lot of work!

I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.

Sweet

Best genres in the secondhand bookshop today:

Best genres in the secondhand bookshop today:

Venetian Snares blowing every other 12th album out of the water with "Rossz Csillag Alatt Született" Yes, even Bowie's "Heroes"

When someone asks how caffeinated you are and instead of saying "I drank a Red Bull" you say "I dread a bank rule" (One for @robinallender.bsky.social and probably nobody else)

An ongoing thread with some of the most exquisite screenshot choices I ever did see

The only time I'll be a political centrist. No black country, no white country, only halftone country

[Johnny Cash Folsom Prison Blues voice:]

All transgender art should be this joyous and weird. Thumbs up for loins!

Please complete this consultation to confirm that, obviously, trans women are women and trans men are men etc etc. Otherwise it's just gonna be the tedious germ minority shouting louder than everyone else as per usual www.hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is

I’m the worst named one of these!

Yeah I support ID CARDS: I f it’s D anny John Jules C hris Barrie A nd Craig Charles in R ed D warf and the man from S crapheap challenge 😎

Just came up on FB memories... Me, to 11yo daughter: "You know what I mean, stop playing Silly Buggers." 7yo daughter: "Can I play?" Me: "It's not that kind of game." 11yo daughter: "Stop gatekeeping Silly Buggers, Daddy."

Just sat on the toilet for too long and my legs have gone to sleep so now it feels like someone else is walking me to the fridge to eat three pickles straight from the jar

As the sort of completist who must watch every bonus feature and listen to every commentary on every physical disc I own, "Retired Filmmaker George Lucas" is really spoiling me with a Joey Chestnut-sized digestive challenge

An excellent thread vindicating my continuing presentation as a rainbow-vomit kaiju woman-thing with a potty mouth

It's my first gig in 7 years... Please be kind!

Quantel Paintbox, the rabbit that we rescued from a broken home a decade ago, is now so old that he struggles to clean himself. However, it turns out that he *really* enjoys being pampered with luxury shampoos in the shower

THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!!

It is 100% my fault that Agnès Varda is hanging out with Um Jammer Lammy and the Snorks. I couldn't be more proud

Post four fictional characters that you relate to and let people make assumptions about you.