A very reassuring set of commandments for someone who greets the snails on wet mornings

Fred Laurel-and-Hardy-Blu-Ray

When you find out that a CD-R of your unreleased music that you gave out to 30-40 friends roughly two decades ago has been assiduously archived on YouTubeDotCom a few months ago. Someone cared! (Please also enjoy the rare jpg of Egg Josie) www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_FG...

i feel like if birds had a written language it would have a lot of triangles in it

[picture in your head that I am singing this to you:] I went to the ice cream parlour! I went to the ramen place! I chomped down a mango sorbet! I slurped up a few sakés!

Things I’ve cried about in the last 24 hours: 1. A description of a wound 2. A cartoon 3. Redlining in Baltimore 4. Drinking ice coffee for the first time 5. My friend not enjoying playing drums any more 6. Someone’s book being poorly promoted 7. A farmer who transitioned 8. I don’t have a tail

haven’t seen it this pride month yet so reposting rn, gm all

Three Stooges But A Transfem Polycule (suggested by @senorwoberto.bsky.social) Curly: hey moe are we out of that fancy laundry powder Moe: you idiot I'm going by "Oak" Larry: hey leave her alone she's autistic Oak: oh yeah? (Slaps both in the head) now you're both autistic, dumbbells

they call me Walter Benjamin the way i'm eating pussy in the age of mechanical reproduction

i might be the most prolific mark dolan streamer in the world

These are *my* Pride flags #morlvision #vexillology @seanmorl.com @terrywogan.bsky.social

These are *my* Pride flags #morlvision #vexillology @seanmorl.com @terrywogan.bsky.social

“Normal” is an illusion born of fear🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 You are exactly who you were meant to be. One day, we won’t need pride flags or categories, for every love and identity will simply be accepted as human. Until then, I’ll keep sending this: Your heart is precious. Your soul is beautiful beyond any label

The spirit of “Songs in the Key of Z” is alive and well and you should bathe in it from 7pm on Sunday 31/05 at twitch.tv/seanmorl

King of the Nothing

My insistence that the world is still a warm and beautiful place is sorely tested by the fact that the world is a cruel and stupid dogshit hell

Hi. Sorry to un-lurk here to promote my doings but I really need some work. If any of you would like a video made (I mainly do music videos but other stuff too) then please contact me. Here's a kind of 'best of' playlist. Cheers! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈

Decided to let an alleyway pick dinner.

Kier’s face taking the centrist position between the colour of his shirt and his backdrop

I have eaten the microplastics that were in your balls and which you were probably saving for jism Forgive me they were delicious so micro and so plastic

Distracted boyfriend meme but Richard Dawkins walking with his ex-wife Lalla Ward (aka Romana II off of Doctor Who) and craning his neck to check out K-9

Sluggo is lit

The @barrstard.bsky.social Collection

oh dear! who would wheatpaste outside the local labour party offices with these radical messages ??? 😱😱😱

"Flowers for Digimon"

Always knew @antlervel.vet was onto something

Handy mnemonic: you can tell when there’s a blue tit in ya fuckin’ garden because it says “BLUE! TIT! in ya fuckin’ garden”

Pigeon Lesbians

That’s right. As it should be.

I always thought that the Ingrid Bergman film “Gaslight” came out in 1944 but if this Blu-Ray says otherwise then maybe I was mistaken

Alan Moore on now.

Gromit Youth

On my walk home from Bristol Trans Pride today I went into a charity shop and bought every single Harry Potter Blu-Ray so I could remove them from circulation

On my walk home from Bristol Trans Pride today I went into a charity shop and bought every single Harry Potter Blu-Ray so I could remove them from circulation

What is hard is to keep alive on a world you don't belong to.

Saw this pic of Kurosawa and Tarkovsky and immediately thought “Matmos press shot” (the highest possible compliment to @lordchiefjustice.bsky.social and @drewdaniel.bsky.social imho)

at the Jan club straight up Švanking it. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. Majer

On my way to work today I saw: Hundreds of people in the freshest looks celebrating Eid al-Fitr An excitable queue outside the yet-to-open HMV, ready to grab a physical copy of the new BTS Two scrawny topless white boys attacking each other with bikes above their heads, like stags butting antlers

"don't wear a band's shirt to their show!!" why in the world not. are you that afraid of people seeing you being enthusiastic about something. grow a soul

im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit

Audrey repping my favourite film I've watched so far this year. Big Buff Plastic Lau is my daddy

MIDI

i love her

don’t blow me a kiss. get your ass up and give it to me properly

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