hey everyone I think I figured out that the nyt has a retainer of boobs, chumps, doofuses, dipshits, and morons on staff at all times. Mostly data entry, sanitation, protecting the bee in the mason jar, etc. It's interesting that they also write 99.9% of everything the NYT publishes. Weird.

youtu.be/SHtKQmuf6Eo?... finally, James Dolan (mysterious blues musician) is honored. The Knicks. Have been fixed.

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

I figure @jessehawken.bsky.social might need this ad for A&M cassettes with Geena Davis for research purposes.

don't mind me, just having overwhelming secondhand gender euphoria from this art

[oc, sabine] a bean because i missed drawing her

Idk if this got the reaction I wanted* *Desperate Swooning

Medium well, right?

happy memorial day to the post of all time

you couldn't make the blues brothers today you'd have to make them the blues SISTERS and they'd have to KISS

having to explain to babytrans girls that "i don't want to fuck you" and "i will move heaven and earth to make sure you have HRT if you need it" are not contradictory things

She gives you this look and whips out the impact wrench

nobody is lying to their kids enough about stupid shit that doesn't matter. you need to tell your kid shit like "oh yeah people inflate and float away all the time" or "balloons came out (twenty years before child was born). they're a recent invention" or "we have a ghost moving in so be nice"

Wemby vs. Chet sounds like some 2009 Teletoon shit Cartoon Network was pushing really hard in August

The Sex Pistols.

kamala harris not just would have also bombed and/or invaded iran, she would have subpoenad hasan piker for doing free speech too

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This is still easily my favorite stutter so far: womens.

the fatal flaw in my efforts to hook up with a cis woman is that i have to talk to cis women

hey so lots going on i know but this right here is a whole fucking slow motion ongoing tragedy

The only people who ever bring up "Bluesky echo chamber" discourse are pundits who believe it's their god-given right to mash the world's face into their ill-informed opinions whenever they want.

"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

being so fr do you think anyone in the local community went to the pancake dinner where the proceeds went to supporting victims of jigsaw

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

Slightly diminish a book The Angry Grapes

probably Wrestle Hill.

Heathcliff gets introspective #furryart

"this place is an echo chamber! social media is about exchanging conflicting ideas 🗣️" weird echo, idr saying any of that dumb shit

I love that trans people and harmless freaks are once again being targeted on a social media website they helped get bigger by the creators who are embarrassed by their audience and not embarrassed by the barely legal p0rn posts they like in public

I miss a smaller internet where some websites were for Pictures of Buildings That Were Obviously Pizza Huts and Invader Zim midi files and not "not only do we have to be the marketplace of ideas we have to be openly hostile to the people who made this place what it is", and every site is like this.

hey quick question What's the problem with wanting a smaller space of like-minded people who just want to be left the fuck alone

give this guy a five-picture deal with a24 or neon or something

Ranked Competitive Breast Growth

Half of the dc villains are hot women with hammers and knives and the other half are monsters so the answer is 100% clear to me

i'll always remember where i was when i heard the devastating news that the president hadn't been shot

the media: SOMETHINGS HAPPENING america:

Get in

"who was president from March 2020-January 20, 2021?" is one of the most fiercely contested questions in American politics

I will never learn Linux. I would rather bite my own face off.

hey re: world historic events, just let me know if somethin changes. i'm not interested in stuff that almost happened or whatever. im busy

Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead

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For a while I thought that inxs song was called "dead inside" and I think that makes it better

Tangentially but related, if someone says ‘diversity of thought’ to you they fully intend to put you in a death camp