Genuinely horrifying: Google is about to destroy search as we all know it, which will decimate most of the sites you love. "Instead of returning a simple list of links, Google Search will drop users into AI-powered interactive experiences at times."

If you think “manners cost nothing” then you haven’t tried my 8 week online Manners course. It’s insanely expensive.

Thought of the day: have a ponder to yourselves how many owls do you think have ever watched a Fast and Furious film in their time? I reckon no more than 10 but no less than 1. If I get my way, many many more will get the privilege soon (as soon as Alan Sugar answers my calls).

I love it when I get on a train and ask another passenger “is this the train to (XYZ)” and they go “I hope so!”. Endears me straight to them and lets me know that whatever happens, whether we’re going in the right direction or not, we’re in for an adventure ♥️

I thank my lucky stars every day that I’m not a lady bird as it must be quite the sensory nightmare having to drag your belly that close to the ground wherever you go. Just imagine trying to walk like that after a big dinner.

i've never had a therapy session last longer than two minutes that's all the time i need to solve my therapist's problems

me: uh excuse me demon: what me: i think you have me in the wrong hell everyone else is a turtle demon: not my problem

There are fewer than 100 — and possibly fewer than 50 — left Trump actions will expunge these endangered Rice Whales from the Earth forever and all to boost big oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico www.pbs.org/newshour/sci...

Absolutely enraptured by boiled eggs on toast atm and it’s so nice that I can easily go online and be amongst fellow boiled egg fanatics. Really sad to think that without the internet, I would have had to go from person to person, subtly trying to talk about eggs, just to hopefully find my people

Doing my daily affirmations into the toilet mirrors at Manchester Oxford Road

Here's a wee thread of free software I use when making videos and writing. Blender is the obvious one for 2D and 3D animation, but please tell me about other little apps that are cool. tldraw (tee ell dee raw?) is a simple whiteboarding tool, especially handy using a pen on a tablet. www.tldraw.com

🔉 AUDIO 🔉 🎙️ What Just Happened? 🎙️ The new series is now available to listen on BBC Sounds! Hosted by Robin Morgan, with Kiri Pritchard-McLean and guests! 🎧 https://f.mtr.cool/vfesiyhezi

Sigh. Another World Donkey Day spent alone. Not even a single World Donkey Day card through the letterbox, or a Donkey left under my World Donkey Day tree.

Spent the day babyproofing my flat. No idea how they keep getting in.

"Somewhere over the rainbow" gee thanks, that really narrows it down

It’s the last What Just Happened of the series and I’m hearing rumours that you have to show proof of listening at the polling station before voting next week? Crazy if true but better safe than sorry

Wonderful WIP from @annathommy.bsky.social - never apologise for being human :-) Also congratulations on designing the @machcomedyfest.bsky.social crew t-shirt… amazing talent

Hear me and this funny flock of people talk about what's been happening this week in Wales on 'What Just Happened'. Out on BBC Radio Wales at 6:30pm, or you can snuffle it out on BBC Sounds thereafter. This week it’s Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Priya Hall, Robin Morgan, Will Hayward and a flea called me.

I had such a lush time on the panel for ‘What Just Happened’ that I laughed my entire bum-bum off. It was Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Tadiwa Mahlunge head to head with Esyllt Sears and me, with Robin Morgan hosting of the mosting. To hear us nattering Welsh news, trot on over to BBC Sounds. 📻🦡

NOTHING worse than eating a pastry in public when there are no pigeons near to enjoy the flurry of dusted off-flakes. Truly, what is the actual point? I feel like I’m throwing money off of a balcony when everyone below has already gone to bed. Pointless. Flakes in the wind.

I remember this episode of Red Dwarf.

The flying poutine monster

Angine de Poutine:

Got chips, cheese and gravy and I had two Babybels that needed using so I just popped them on top and now I’m afraid I’ve created a monster.

We're back for a new series in the run in to the Senedd election in May. And if Welsh politics is something you do not give the first shit about, there are also jokes about other things like a man building a boat from Jaws. It's a big silly show with a great panel every week, have a listen here:

Uh oh, the word on the street is that I will be doing my debut show ‘How to Juggle a Ferret’ at the Edinburgh Fringe this August. 14:55 @ CabVol 2, Monkey Barrel Comedy. Details and tickets in bio.

Someone left this chocolate bar on the bus. I fear that the universe is testing me again.

When are they going to make a new sandwich that fixes everything

Beavers bring SO many benefits: especially to aquatic ecosystems, but also the climate, flood reduction, rural economies, etc., etc... And they *coevolved* with Irish ecosystems, so would fit in perfectly. We need to be having a national conversation about this. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

You have crossed paths with the free blood pressure cat. After seeing the cat, you will receive ONE (1) free blood pressure. Deal is limited to one free blood pressure per person, not exchangeable for cash nor other blood-related goods.

Got to see Amélie in the cinema today and I feel like the lava lamp hiding inside of me has been switched back on again. 🙂‍↕️

I forget I have ADHD until moments like just now where I stepped onto a bus and the driver was playing ‘This Love’ by Maroon 5 full pelt on his phone. Threw me so much that I just stood there blank-headed, looking at the poor bus man like a 90s Furby ready to instil fear into an unsuspecting child

For World Book Day this year, I will be dressing up as one of my favourite characters from the 2000s Argos catalogues - Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh shoulder bag collection.

📢NEW SERIES📢 Live From The UK is BACK ON @bbcradio4 tonight at 18:30 and after broadcast on BBC Sounds I am so proud to host this show bringing you some of the best grass roots comedy from all over the UK for the next 6 weeks. This series comes from Edinburgh, Liverpool, Belfast and Brighton 🎉🎉🎉

Hello slugs and bugs. 🙂‍↕️ I'm very blooming excited to say that you can hear me doing stand-up as part of 'Live From The UK' on BBC Radio 4 tonight at 18:30 (or on BBC Sounds laters ons). I had such a gorgeous time recording from one of my old stomping grounds, Swansea ♥️

Tonight in Manchester 🙂‍↕️