Always some twat with a guitar at a party.

Can’t believe Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem band took FIFA’s money.

Nice to hear the Eboue song

Madonna’s bit filmed in Boreham Wood

Get Bananarama on

Robbie Williams has played better than Messi today.

A yellow card? For Argentina!

They should’ve got Bucks Fizz to do 5 minutes during the hydration break.

If that’s not at least a yellow we know the refs have been told to not book them.

Stupid game. Get Madonna on.

I love a brass band in red shoes.

I now can’t wait for the halftime show!!

Simon Pegg needs to save Ethan Hunt quickly.

‘Moments of tactical stupidity’

Ah. Who doesn’t love a song you forget even while it’s being performed?

Listening to Grandmaster Flash on streetsoundsradio.com at UK Fresh ‘86. Imagine being told at that concert you would be able to hear it again 40 years later on something called the internet!

40 years ago I somehow persuaded my parents to allow their hip hop obsessed 15 year old to go to London for the biggest hip hop concert this country had ever seen. What a line up! The programme is all I have of the day. No mobiles and we didn’t think to take a camera! What a day that was.

Agent Tuchel fucked England and is now going after Arsenal! Any other broken players we can give him?

I try not to use the verb "to deserve" in a football context, as it's meaningless most of the time. But Argentina deserved to win tonight - and England most definitely deserved to lose.

Hopefully Wonderwall will die off like England’s chances.

That’s better.

Next important game: Coventry (H)

Never seen England in a World Cup final. Not sure I ever will. It’s just not what England do.

Damn. We’re in a bit of trouble now.

And Alan Shearer sums up the feelings of TV viewers worldwide ‘think we’ve had enough of looking at him’ when yet another shot of Gianni Infantino is on the screen 😂😂👏👏

Even Victoria noticed we’ve scored. Big night.

This ref would look shit in the Isthmian League.

One foul on Messi. One yellow card.

Would love to see Wenger give Infantino a ‘Benny Hill’ slap

World Cup Semi-final! Quite exciting isn’t it?

France have been utterly pathetic.

Looks like Spain will be playing football occasionally during the breaks in the FIFA concert on Sunday.

All those smug people who had France in their sweepstakes…….

Well played England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Not sure the better team won. Rode our luck a bit but a World Cup Semi-final is exciting. Glad Martin is going home for a rest. Glad Haaland is sad!

I’m sure this place is flooded with ‘Stay Humble you ****’ so I won’t bother.

Daddy Humble flicking the Vs and telling us to fuck off

Awful dive.

Bring back the golden goal

Jude’s quite good. Come on England. That’s more like it.

Going to sleep at the back when you think your captain has been fouled is inexcusable. England looking more and more like the international Spurs.

……

After another quick phone call…..

THREE extremely unethical situations at the World Cup require more football stakeholders to challenge wrongs. 1. Banishment of the Somali referee 2. Balogun red card political interference 3. Treatment of Iran team Players/managers/officials/administrators. Pressure on FIFA should be unrelenting.

“I didn’t even know what a red card was”

Wow. Not the worst thing Tr*mp has done but a disgrace nonetheless. He doesn’t understand football at all despite ‘getting FIFA.’ Hope Belgium knock them out. What will he do then?

Bedtime (apparently!)

How has this whiney song become an anthem ?

That was very very impressive England. Well played.

11 minutes???

Someone explain to Spence what ‘defending a lead’ means.