I've been beaten into a state of not caring how corny I sound. Kindness is love and love is the only thing that matters. Be kind to people. Also listen to CDs

ME: "Jesus, why does your close friend Speaker Mike Johnson relentlessly bear false witness?" JESUS: "WHO???"

Please go and raid the Super Bowl—average estimated price $8K—and drag away people on prime time. What a fucking genius Lewandowski is.

I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year. Republicans in Washington did this. This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.

“Undocumented immigrants shouldn’t take up valuable space in our ERs-they should just crawl out to the woods to die like the wild animals do.” ~ Vice President JD Vance, basically. Can’t wait to see tourism numbers after ppl find out they can’t get emergency care in US hospitals 🥴

This time though, the blame really does seem to fall on one person, and one person alone: White House budget director and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought.

I love Chiitan.

Hahahaha! This is great! Recommend sound up.

Totes not weird.

Look, when even Chris Cuomo gets it, that’s embarrassing for all of us

Holy SHIT they've identified an actual biomarker!!!

It won’t stop, fam!

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

WOW IT IS GREAT TO EXIST

DHS appears to suggest that it will deny citizenship to "globalists"

Yom Kippur is a day of reflection, of forgiveness, of restoration. This year, may we all pray for a better, kinder, more peaceful future. Wishing all who observe across the five boroughs and the world a meaningful, easy fast. G’mar chatimah tovah.

If you’ve noticed long wait times at ERs it’s probably because people use them as the medical treatment of last resort because they can’t afford decent health insurance and because so many medical professionals have left the business after the start of COVID.

*ahem* THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS, Mike. You are a believer in the ten Commandments, right?

I am angry about this, but I have fewer levers to work with against Florida politicians than I do with a giant media corporation that is pervasive in my country.

Six Democratic senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee (Durbin, Schiff, Whitehouse, Klobuchar, Coons, and Welch) voted yes on two Trump district court nominees this morning, and my question remains, why do senior members of this party keep voluntarily ceding political capital to Donald Trump

If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.

So, the ADL is front organization and we’re not going to let “globalists” immigrate to this country. Got it. And college speech must be policed because of antisemitism? Uhhhhh…

Wikipedia has never been free of misinformation. However, it is readily accessible and covers the basics of many concepts, movements, and histories. Musk wanting to replace Wikipedia is about narrative control. We are seeing the attempted erasure of certain truths in real time.

I think it's a wonderful time to remind people that Wikipedia runs on donations and is dedicated to being a source of true and unbiased information! donate.wikimedia.org

May she journey forever amongst the imperishable stars.

Federal workers are about to have their livelihoods upended because of this shutdown. We'll hear talk about "sacrifices" that the American people need to make. Meanwhile, Trump is bailing out Argentina with $20 billion worth of taxpayer dollars.

Rip Jane Goodall What amazing work you did with your life. A heartbreaking day

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Good soup 🎃 vs spooky soup 🦇

To be clear, saying you're going to "avoid politics" is an INCREDIBLY political statement, especially in an age of fascism.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

You know, they have the recording of you talking, right?

Is this the most important thing to focus on, folks?

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

"no more superficial individual expression"

Chaotic good exists in this world.

This is especially bleak given that the tool was not intended to assess parole worthiness.

Sushi place here has robo-car delivery.

#Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. You know, like you do. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...

Hey look, some 100% good news for a change!!

#10minutesfromhome #Alphabetchallenge #WeekNForNight No sunset tonight (too bloomon cloudy ☹️) but I managed to catch the geese!

You know, a weekday.

I just got a letter from our natural gas provider saying that our utility rates are changing for the upcoming year: they’re… going down? As a former Californian, I don’t know how to process this information.

A *Reagan* appointee.