Nways I am going back to dawn of war last thought is some of you clearly only have transition goals of being allowed to sit at the mean girl table

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Guys I’m in Malta

i do not like this lyman stone, i do not want him in my home, i think he is a stupid prick, a theocrat dumb as a brick, he is incorrect on the middle east, on immigration he is right the least. his arrogance is a mighty test, in 2020 he voted for kanye west

Snow

Gd she is incredible 😍

Lady across the aisle from me on the train is watching subway surfers machine-narrated Reddit post slop tiktoks at audible volume

The rumours were true. It’s a one-way ticket to hangover hell

Keep a close eye on your sons, lest they become women who post like this

Domino’s may seem like a good idea at 4am when you’re schlammered, but you will always regret it

zohran being sworn in on a quran in a subway station is everything that’s great about america to me

the thing in and of itself

I'm going back/to Mountain City Or else they'll hang me/this I know I killed a man/in a feud of whiskey I am a cruel/Bootlegger's boy

chat you ever just. woman who's way out of your league

If not bear, why bear shaped?

hey chat

Happy New Year, Minnesota! 🎉

Happy New Year folks, here's to a better one

Happy New Year, Minnesota 🥂

y'all I'm looking at Vancouver real estate. I am, after all, my mother's child

i hear he's going to be executed in the next few minutes? in which case, let us gather to pay our respects to Eric Adams

happy goyische new year to my east coast friends

the dixie chicks were treated very unfairly

you guys are using pick up lines?

liquor before beer, never fear. beer before liquor, never sicker. alternating baijiu and cider, you may become a confider.

We will never be free until we get a PR/VI united statehood and Marianna/Guam united Statehood

It’s baijover

Hearing word from credible sources that Francis Fukuyama is planning to marry a British Conservative and then kill them before spraying enormous quantities of superestrogen from millions of secret locations around the world, so that he can finally bring about the End of His Tory and the Last Man

Half of a Baijört acquired

If we’re doing congestion pricing discourse I’ll say that being in Manhattan last month made me think the charge should be doubled and the congestion zone expanded

Me: I come from a backwater full of poverty and unemployment. Educational attainment is low and there is not much hope. Anyone who can leave leaves. I want to find a new life in New York. Them: Welcome! What country are you from? Me: Oregon timber country Them: Go back to where you came from

Don't kiss boys at midnight. It's New Year's Eve not New Years Steve Be a lesbian #newyearseve #nye #newyears

Jerry, nae

MNGOP are not serious people

Lisa Demuth, GOP candidate for MN Governor, bragged that she used her position as Speaker to collaborate with a YouTube conspiracy theorist and spread disinformation that would help her campaign.

Skytrain is free tomorrow evening so I think I'm gonna ride around the burrard peninsula. maybe go wild and crazy and end up in maple ridge

Alberta Premium Rye: pretty good?

I said estrogen minimized my acne

saying “goyims” makes you sound like gollum. “Nasty goyimses, corrupting the race, precioussss”

I once burst out laughing when the son of my host came home from school and asked if someone saw his "crocsim"

"I live on the North Shore" - statements by the evil (Lake Pontchartrain), deranged (Long Island), alcoholic (Lake Superior), or car-brained (Burrard Inlet)

One of the greatest of us

omg today's the day I can share that whenever I'm at a party and Red Wine Supernova comes on and she says the line "She was a playboy, Brigitte Bardot," I respond aloud to no one in particular, "oh you mean hot and also extremely racist?"

Skamania county? No, it’s North Vancouver

Seabus time!!!

Senakw looked pretty good today

I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO M

Hotdish

when I'm down bad for a woman and coping and seething: