journalists covering themselves in glory as per usual, I see

i'm not telling you to spend $300 on a coat but i'm also not not telling you to do that

any female born after 1966 can't cook... all they know is run around with their rag top down, drive to atlanta, be bisexual, and do right but not right now

It’s a problem with that acronym, because almost everything works for both referents “Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.” “I know. And it has so few women.” “It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.” “And don’t get me started on BART delays.” “Wait what”

Per anonymous sources, Rahm Emmanuel may be anointed God-Emperor of the Universe as soon as December

I hope this finds you well

The plan? Abolish ICE and CBP, and dismantle DHS. Let FEMA do its thing independently, send customs to treasury, TSA back to DOT and the coast guard to the navy, and kick the odds and ends back to DOJ. most auspicious

I will NEVER vote for Zohran Mamdani

hedonic treadmill going extra hard today in stancil's mentions, I see

It snowed :)

After that, though, We're going to abolish Vermont and we'll do it very strongly

Some people will tell you that STEM stands for Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math. That is incorrect. STEM is an acronym constructed from the groups represented in STEM: South Asians, Transsexuals, E-girls, and Men

Saw the Zohran campaign sign generator on Instagram and had to get this out of my head. Ok goodbye again.

remember when Tim Ryan ran for president

If you're straight, no you're not

Christonormativity strikes again: some youths in my vicinity are having a conversation about familial Christmas traditions. The one Jewish girl says her family doesn't really celebrate christmas. the other people act like that's the craziest thing they've ever heard

Milwaukie is the West St Paul of Oregon

I always feel like a poseur when engaging in Portland discussions but then I remember that I lived there

anyways here's the platform for 2026

Hi, urogenital expert here, this isn't funny. Balls only do that when they're in extreme distress

She's beautiful and I love her

Repost this image to scare Ben Cline

Who up going to see Julius Randle at a Walmart in Shakopee

Apparently my mom has ADHD? And just never mentioned it? Never officially got a dx?

This building is wild because in my mind it's one of the iconic buildings of St Paul and I'm quite fond of it, but I'm finding out that Serious People (journalists and architects) think it's the ugliest building in the cities

jon snow, and the entire night's watch, are border police, and they should be regarded the exact same way we regard border police in general: i.e. if my son joined them i'd disown him

You see this with a lot of the coverage where they'll do a bunch of interviews rather than just crunch some numbers, because stories are easier to tell with people or whatever, which would be a compelling argument if man on the street interviews ever produced anything interesting

Everybody’s Bi Theory: Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing

yimbytown Fort Collins surge in late-counted votes lol. Conway gains two points since election night and Francis gains four

Biting my tongue not to get involved in Sabrina Carpenter discourse

Referring to the mayor-elect of New York as “Z. Kwame Duwaji” so nobody has any idea who I’m talking about

Man it would suck to get stuck in Minnesota in December with nowhere to live because air traffic controllers weren’t getting paid because the government is run by malevolent dipshits

Hubert H Humphrey, ca. 1968:

This article is funny (and by funny I mean irritating) because clearly most of what it's talking about is quantum computing, but then it randomly mentions a quantum compass, which is just. a different thing. but everything that functions using qm principles gets lumped into an amorphous blob of hype

He's one of us

When the blonde women of the rural Inland Empire send our people, we're not sending our best. We're bringing fascism. We're bringing racism. We're chuds. And some of us, I assume, are good people

oh, word?

FYI: a mixture of acetone and toluene smells wretched. Who could have predicted this

Trying to describe my dog:

tappan zees nutz