Hard to tell but I *think* some of my coworkers were talking about how Trump is bad luck in sportsworld

Gonna start shouting “YOU LIVE IN SACRAMENTO, THIS IS NOT YOUR LANE” to random people I meet

Any way my main takeaway from living in southwest mpls and car-commuting to the outer suburbs is that everything about it is way too easy. Too much on-street parking, too many freeways, gas too cheap. Meanwhile there is absolutely no way to commute by any other mode

Hey hey, look who it is

I guess the silver lining to all the green line extension stops being in the middle of nowhere is that we can do a heck of a lot of TOD

Replace AQI with IQ. Now the smoke doesn’t seem so bad, huh?

When Lorde sang “some days I’m a woman/some days I’m a man” I felt that

Jerry “goat” Cheese

I love learning things on the Internet

Bruh why does Argentina keep winning matches they have no business winning

When I said “make Minnesota more like the northwest” I didn’t realize I was holding a cursed object

Dick Durbin is short for Richard Rurbin

my preferred version of liberalism empowers each to thrive in their own way. some people genuinely prefer rural life. otoh rural living has significant externalities, including a tendency of turning people into enemies of liberalism, so it's fucking stupid for my theoretical society to enable that

Hey Siri what are material constraints

This is my first time being out at a job and tbh it’s pretty great

Stonks and stones may break my bones

Idk why you guys are treating a guy who chose to live in Doha as a serious respectable poaster

The worst you can say about the 2025 Minneapolis DFL convention is that there were serious issues with balloting by the party. This is not unusual at a convention! Calling it "fraud" and attributing that to Omar Fateh shitty and racist.

The government doesn’t want you to know this but Minnesota winters are actually way more tolerable than Minnesota summers

Wait I’m not a temporarily embarrassed millionaire I’m a temporarily embarrassed New Yorker

To date, immigration officials have shot and killed 11 people, including two Minnesotans. Across the country, they operate with no respect for human life, the law, or consequences. There's no reforming this agency. Rip it apart.

I’m a tradwife, which is short for traditionalist wife, because I don’t believe in new ideas like border controls. It’s a postmodern perversion

One of y’all should give Ron Wyden a gundam

Are cars not made of flesh in the cars universe,,?

it's one of the reasons people are always running into each other in the past; there just aren't that many of them, especially when it comes to the kind of people who wrote things down.

Turns out there’s a war on cars podcast? why did no one tell me are you all homophobic

hey chat isn't it so funny that we basically reinvented the greek chorus from first principles

no baris smh

look at my left-wing housing policy dawg

Checks out

Graham Cracker, the democratic senate nominee in Maine,

"I represent the Daily Kos wing of the Democratic Party" - Paul Wellstone - Phoebe

Asked and answered

On the one hand I’d like England to lose. On the other I’d like Argentina to. On the third hand another Argentina-France final would not be quite the thing

They’re calling it the Phoebe Curse. Whoever I back for president gets Worse within six years

Beep boop

hey guys do you wanna have discourse about the SALT cap?

changing drug pricing and negotiation: good cutting admin costs: could be tolerable reducing behavioral health payments: what the fuck guys have you been paying attention at all for the last decade?

was listening to OPB and the $400M medicaid funding gap came up, and boy howdy that's not a gap that gets closed without hurting some people. there are a couple palatable things that would close the gap somewhat but getting all the way is not going to be good

you see all kinds of things at the SLP Trader Joe's. today it was identical twins wearing identical outfits. oh but it's not crazy to put your toddlers in matching clothes, you say. well, these people were probably older than me

tbh I get pretty repulsed when people meme on it

if I don't have ADHD then all these ADHD people gotta stop being so relatable

blame the dubya for that www.minnpost.com/cityscape/20...

Whyyyyy is the green line extension aligned the way it is

So they just straight up murdered another person huh

Fellas, is it sapphic to find love?

70% IPA

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Am I blue collar or white collar if I wear a blue t-shirt under my white lab coat at my factory job where I sit and look at things and then put ‘em in a box and ship ‘em

Sorry why are we relitigating “Sky is bad at knowing when people are flirting with them” it’s so tiring