(whiniest, most bitch-made voice anyone has ever heard) guys can we please clean house on this side?

“I SAID FLUSH IT ALL GARFIELD, A HELICOPTER FOLLOWED ME HOME! WE’RE FUCKED GARFIELD!”

(38 year old voice) i made cds on mommy’s beige puter

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

Wrote entire books about how people who believe fairies live in gardens are idiots only to fall in love with a calculator that calls him smart

every time i rewatch the dark knight, i think fondly upon this art

must be nice

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

Related 15th anniversary

look i was a bernie supporter so i've had to reconcile the fact that a lot of his online supporters were dumb as rocks but certain platner enthusiasts are really not doing their candidate any favors by advancing the "all american men have a nazi phase" argument

I decided to move Taz onto the island and it was a good idea

Don't Mess With A METRODVANIA PROTAGONIST Who Hears A Mysterious Voice 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓽 and Loves The 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖐 𝕺𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖉𝖔𝖝 𝕮𝖍𝖚𝖗𝖈𝖍

I will never forgive AI for destroying one of my favorite emoji/symbols the humble sparkle

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

I feel bad for kids who are growing up with an online advertising landscape that 20 years ago would make you think you had a virus

Useful thing to use here

unspoken rule of commissioning

Rip to a racist dumbass who nevertheless wrote a corker or three in his time youtu.be/aMmRgo5GTO0?...

Still true, as it happens

Like so many men before me, I have been “soft canceled.” Denied every single thing in my industry except constant employment, tens of millions of dollars, and thousands of hours of prime tv time to say whatever I want with no repercussions.

It's a living

Who would ever want this

the basic reality is that this court has already destroyed the united states as a functional republic and none of the reforms necessary to rebuild it will survive the court as it currently exists any democrat not committed to expanding the court is not serious about fixing this country

If Democrats do not immediately expand and rebalance the Supreme Court at their first opportunity, nothing else they do to rebuild democracy will survive and MAGA rule will remain entrenched.

He only agreed to the deal after the steelers threw in a 1988 pontiac firebird and def leppards back catalog on cassette

Ah Wrestling

Tim Walz explains the perfect social media relationship: - person I’ve never met - calls himself ‘norm’ but I don’t know if that’s his real name - follow him because he’s usually talking about sports

is there any better metaphor for the democratic party than an old man on his deathbed trying to impede progress

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer. “It’s time I did another movie.”

I would post that one of the reasons there are all these assassination attempts is that Donald Trump is Hitler. And as with Hitler, that tends to draw some backlash, from all sorts of people.

The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

Oh wow really

I want cis Americans to sit uncomfortably with the fact that most of these restrictions were ushered in through the liberal act of "just asking questions" about trans people.

Did trump stage a false flag to get his ballroom built Is that really what happened

Dude forgot to take the sticker off his pants

Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

jon bois did one post so obnoxious this guy tried to kill the president

ironclad law of posting that when someone starts unironically talking about being cancelled we're t-minus 6 months from the right wing pivot

running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom

".... But I repeat myself"

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"