🎵 But you don't really care for music, do ya?🎵

it's so funny to try to legitimize a moronic argument by claiming that it is supported by a growing movement of diverse thinkers and then you list the people who belong to that movement and every single one is stupid and/or racist

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Hot chicks who don’t come to middle-school twerp’s birthday party could be “left behind,” says middle-school twerp

seeing two world leaders get held accountable for shit in 24 hours:

🤭🤭🤭

The left [gesturing widely in a way that’s hard to pin down what I’m gesturing to] needs to take AI [gesturing more vaguely] seriously or something [moving both arms now] something will happen I think

AI is the “asbestos of the internet”

every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around

People defending thiels buddy newsom before he’s even announced his candidacy

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

The AI-induced RAMmageddon is taking the established tech we actually want—TVs, PCs, phones—all so the likes of Elon Musk can power their little deepfake porn generators.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

anybody who tells you you have to vote for Gruesome Gavin is fundamentally not serious and a closet Republican They would vote for Trump 100 times out of 100 if he was a bit nicer to "The gays" and "the blacks" over any Democrat Many of them probably voted for Romney too

WHO IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT? FIND OUT ONLY ON NETFLIX

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Incredible. We got to "Is a pedophile island really all that bad?" five times faster than I thought.

This newspaper will unilaterally edit the statements of politicians if they use profanity, obscuring what they actually said to avoid printing curse words. So this is a choice and it's not hard to guess why it's been made.

Between him and Hackman we’ve lost some classic guys who would hit the note exactly right for every character they had to play.

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom 👍

RIP to the man who told me to call him “Bobby D”

last three years has been nothing but CEOs making more money in a minute than you will in your lifetime talking in visionary voice about

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

Reason Dems lose is that if a GOPer were asked this question about Obama at any time in the last 10 years he would have started singing the Horst Wessel song and shot up 20 points in the primary Meanwhile in 2026 Dem leaders are doing "diplomatic" 2010 Obama answers that get 2010 results

Cancel your Plain Dealer subscription and offer to help your older relatives cancel their Plain Dealer subscription

CONFIRMED: Got his dink sunked at area 51 by one of the tall greys

currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol

Still thinking about the time someone wanted Grok to nudify Anne Hathaway but wasn't specific enough

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

This came to me in a dream hence the ungodly posting time

Wait, of all the things, Hasan is getting cancelled for correctly pointing out how Dems abandon trans people? And people are pointing Gavin fucking Newsom of all people as proof of a pro-trans Dem to rebuke him? Man, America really is cooked.

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

It is *2026,* and it's two and a half years until Election Day, and you're telling me I already need to support a Dem who literally just declared it Ronald Reagan Day

Clammy Sam Altman (singularly bad joker makeup, genuinely the worst joker voice you've ever heard): It's simple. We kill The Smiling Man

me in any conversation about anything lately:

How did this only do 15k I say it once a month

i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.

i'm sorry but if this is you or you're ever close to this you just have to kay why ess no exceptions