Paul bearer pedophile ass

The guys in front of the La Cienega Home Depot would have hot mopped and tiled the reflecting pool in 3 days and you'd never have to touch it again

the last thing a middle-eastern wedding reception sees

Truly amazing that Israel worked their asses off to oust Joe Biden (probably the best friend they’ve ever had in the White House) in favor of a guy who would follow a bee out of a penthouse window if he thought it liked him.

Your reminder that fairy tales are full of stepmothers because women once routinely died in childbirth, from postpartum sepsis, or from other infectious diseases and left behind housefuls of motherless children. Stable nuclear families are made possible by vaccines, antibiotics, and safe abortions.

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

you do have to wonder whether perhaps the outsized reaction cis guys like this have to transmasc folks is the fear of what happens if a framework of masculinity that isn’t centered on violence, dominance or patriarchy ever took root more broadly. they would have no way to define themselves as people

Nate Bargatze went MAGA after his movie bombed. Jelly Roll flipped his ATV, cratered a world tour, then got divorced. Kevin Hart ran his production company into the ground. Charlie Kirk got murked, now CPAC is passing around his wife. Folks, I'm getting tired of winning. I just need One More Thing

it's like. you give a chimp a gun. and the chimp goes around and shoots a bunch of people. but also the chimp shoots hitler. and in this case what this means is the chimp shot himself and the chimp was hitler. if you get my meaning. great work chimp

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...

Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Idk why but my ride or die hoopty in Forza 6 is Christine For some reason this souped up SOB has me smashing all the offroad speed traps and stunt jumps while also looking CLEANNNNNNN

🤞Trump dying in a spin up tornado 🤞

SUPER SMASH BROS.

Watching everything be better without you from Albania:

The only Finals game the Knicks lost was the one with Trump in attendance. lol.

god i love the bandwagon

basketball games have the worst and also best endings of any sport

Fuck AI go Knicks

sweatin'

Orange Cassidy really said:

ok, all in for Mexico now

Double rainbow for all you beautiful gays this morning

Turbo Cancer of the Butt Area - worst or greatest noise band name?

Look I know it's hack bad to joke about them all being closet cases and cuckolds but... They make it so easy

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

When Democrats have an easy win served up on a golden platter, they always choke harder than the Spurs up 27. Been the story my entire adult life

Agentic ai is joining the war on scams on the side of scams.

How about you Switch 2 reading the Holy Bible

We didn't use AI. And if we did, we didn't generate any images. And if we did, it was only images for reference. And it wasn't, nothing made it into the final game. And if it did, we'll patch it out so it's fine. And if it's not, it's cool because everyone is using it. And if they're not, th

framed like a supposedly dead villain locking eyes with the protagonist in Venice as the last shot of a movie

jobcentre LLM creating slop for recruitment agency LLMs to misinterpret, sending hallucinated LLM slop to employers for jobs that have been listed online by LLMs, ensuring no humans are involved in any part of the process: the perfect summary of today's economy

Donald Trump has swallowed a basketball whole like a large and stupid sea bird and died.

‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence

Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.

nooooooo look we just used AI in the preproduction phase you don’t even see any of it in the final product why are you complaining didn’t you see we gave lara croft bigger tits than she had in the Rise games

no no you don’t understand, we only used AI for the part of the production pipeline where we didn’t want to pay employees, it’s different

The NBA Finals have been pretty great so far, and have given fans basically everything they could have hoped for, with one exception—the chance to think more about President Donald Trump. That ends now.

The Paris crowd is going INSANE for Oba Femi. #WWERAW

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol

Late at night, and without permission, Reuben would often enter the nursery and conduct experiments in static electricity.