Do any of my 5 followers know a good photo editing app i can use thats like how picsart used to be? I liked that app but now its an AI slop app, I just want to be able to do crude image overlays and add text and whatnot

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

"gallons of milk" is one of the weirdest unit choices I've ever seen or hope to ever see

The only thing jonathan chait ever wrote that i cared about was the squid porn thread

Microsoft copilot told me im an embarrassment wjat do i do

Im going to kill myself @6ers

Sorry everyone im trying to do better posts but i forgot to ask copilot for advice

Everybody wants to assume theyll be in power the next time they can stuff peoples mailboxes with stimulus money but theyre also terrified of doing it at the wrong time and in a way that doesnt benefit rich people

Youtube has absolutely been ruined, its awful to look at and even worse to use

Being a child is liking all of the DBT Isbell songs Growing up is respecting the Patterson songs Being a man is about understanding the Cooley songs

Kate Bush (1980)

Okay sure

Is he funny?

been staring at this image on and off all day

This parking spot is saved in the Name of the Lord God Almighty

Holy fuck, “Tony Dokopoli fucking DIES, when unsecured lighting fixture falls on his head as he attempted to do ‘warrior magic’ for VP Vance”

lmao

Hey, man

The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway

[germany at the negotiating table, versailles, 1919] lmaooooo congrats on winning your super bowl lil bro enjoy it fr

If i were the chinese government in a video game i would be absolutely find a way to spam this move

Fish At Pretty Good Place In Its Life Right Now https://theonion.com/fish-at-pretty-good-place-in-its-life-right-now-1819573188/

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

The kids probably don't remember when Bari Weiss tweeted "Immigrants: They get the job done" after Mirai Nagasu (not an immigrant) landed a triple axel in the Olympics

Oh my

One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on

“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”

Jesus: I am the light of the world Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go

he will be shipped to abu dhabi

beer mom

Im so glad i dont pay for anything for the nfl, fuck that shit ass league!

"But Kirk, the real genius of Muad'Dib's strategy was that he knew, and Shaddam IV didn't, that the Atreides family atomics were ready to make a new path to Arrakeen. When Stilgar and the Fedaykin appeared astride Makers in the new gap, the Battle for Arrakeen was all but over. Arrakis was Fremen."

Is there a MRS Skin?

We need a Mr Skin of the Left

Watching the IT show, where’s rachel Sennot

I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be

Good Thing Nobody Else Was Involved In Victimizing Them 👍

In Honor of Jeffrey Epstein Files the Sixers have redacted their hype video

it is extremely funny that the American populace unironically treated the era of seeing of "help wanted" signs as a bad sign

Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation

The NYT has a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein in the same way a palm tree has a relationship with its leaves

Good to see Drunk History is back

Mr President, the people are clamoring for you to go on the new Fear Factor and eat A Bug