theyre trying to make him a sympathetic figure and hes still trying to explain how amazing oz pearlman was

Kash patel

@jonbois.bsky.social watching the news

I really think it’s important to underline that there was apparently no security breach. The gunman was confronted and stopped where he should have been according to the design—at the magnetometer perimeter. What this piece argues for is an *expansion* of the security perimeter in time and space.

Donald trump plotline: nearly gets shot while he falls asleep during a magic trick Rfk b plot: a robot tells him to cut off a dog’s penis to cure somebody’s cancer

Dramatic video from Getty Images from behind the dais. They actually got Vance out before Trump. https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/vice-president-jd-vance-is-escorted-out-by-secret-service-news-footage/2273151734?adppopup=true

guys it was leeroy jenkins coded, all that has become cringe shall manifest as world history

Israel alone killed over 75 journalists in 2025, something many of the people I'm currently reading breathless posts from have still said nothing about.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the mentalist?

The murders of Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, along with the attempted murder of John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette barely lasted a news cycle. The attempted arson of Josh Shapiro's house didn't break through at all. Compare that to the coverage of charlie kirk.

journalists keep getting bombed in lebanon and gaza but sure i'll take an hour of silence because jake tapper had to hide under a table for a minute

I'm just annoyed my TL isn't full of UDFA news anymore

guys dont be mean their dinner party with hitler was interrupted

This is what music videos used to look like in the 90s. Before MTV went to crap. So lucky to have grown up then.

2,000 professional journalists literally on the scene when it happened and no one knows what is actually going on?

taylor lorenz snuck a gun in under her mask

does he know tim killed 19 kids at the electric sun msuic festival

Heartbreaking: 30 Year Old Man Guesses FeaturesOn Bladee Song With STUNNING Accuracy

Dave Canales learning Monroe Freeling's mom is a yoga teacher:

goodbye death panels! hello death panels!

Goddamn these people are such fucking losers

These guys love crashing a plane into the ground to spite the turbulence

me, a time traveler: so, you got any advice on how to deal with this crisis or—? founding father speaking from 1780: no, no, but i beſeach thee to speak on other matters. i ſhould much like to hear further tales of this garfield and his multitudinous antics to acquire foreign delicacies—laſagnas

Pat McAfee, former NFL player, podcaster and college football commentator, has died from eating a car battery. He was 47 years old

Bring the Butlerian Jihad

Ideal relationship dynamic

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

trying to post through it rn

Here's your first look at GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, in theatres & IMAX November 6. VFX, Written, and Directed by Takashi Yamazaki. #FilmedForIMAX

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Katie Fortterman

Donald Trump’s final most brilliant defense: im actually too stupid to know who jesus is Checkmate liberals!

What if this i s just iranian pete hegseth

hell yeah

Ai jesus: Repentance can be found simply by asking me through your prayers and embracing god our all mighty father, and you can also bet the mets this weekend with promocode: “eucharist” for matching deposits up to $500 on Kalshi

The first ever somethingawful presidency

I literally believe that the US should be partitioned like Germany at the end of WW2 after this. Balkanize the whole thing. Don't let any successor state have a military.

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

I cannot wait for him to fuckin die

From the people that also said “experts disagree” about a guy teleporting to waffle house

this is how i write as a 30 year old in community college with a drinking problem

the double doozy of becoming aware of how racist this guy is and his allegations of "inappropriate behavior with teenagers"

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

look you can disagree with hasan's politics or whatever, but his role in pixar's sodas meant a lot to me growing up and it got me through a lot of really hard times the other month when i listened to it for the first time