I was actually excited about taking skyrizi for my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis but I asked my doctor about it and he asked if I was allergic to skyrizi and I was like "yeah." and he was like "then you can't take it."

wait they're actually calling it that lmfaoo

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Also, who even is this? 😂

people today don't know the text of the First Amendment because they never bought the censored version of Janes Addiction Ritual de lo Habitual from Columbia House

Cooking food using the stuff at the Airbnb

does the mouse see $$ if I buy this from the NIN store cause I'm groovin to this

She Deep Throat my Woodward til it Bernstein?

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian

Post perfect albums from the 90s that are Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and Alice In Chains.

ICON?!?!?!?!

if you wear this to a Phillies game and I'm more than one 25oz 8% IPA deep you're getting decked

the best morsel here is "other tragedies were mentioned" which almost certainly is 9/11 lmfaoo

Well, "Dog Bites Man" and all...

OK, so this is the supposed suspect. Ran it through AI to clean it up.

lol

What if his name ends up being Mario

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

We are witnessing levels of epistemic dystopia only previously contemplated by extremely emo French philosophers.

I'll not often "hand it to" reddit but

Has anyone checked on Gavin Newsomes son

oh my god they're actually doing it

Original artwork too woke 🌈

I would NEVER condone violence except when it’s done on nazis, zionists, fascists, racists, sexists, xenophobes, homophobes, transphobes, billionaires, politicians, and the New York Mets.

Wait how did I not know this existed

I have been pretty strict about no drinking on weeknights but I'm going to the liquor store immediately after work this afternoon.

Cupid & Psyche, by Benjamin West, 1808, 📸 via @V0LofTheWild

which of these would you be more embarrassed to wear

Phils determined to tootblan themselves out of competing in this game

do you think he regrets them now

The City of Broad Shoulders vs. the Quisling of Queens

criss angel's book is on archive.org

I discovered a hack that allows me to have a weekend lunch with my parents at a reasonable hour: suggest an "early dinner" 🧠

Alex G's I Saw the TV Glow score. Some really moving pieces on this, makes me want to rewatch again. And I *love* the Pink Opaque main theme, could listen on repeat.

Michael Stipe at the start of “The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite” voice

My kid showed me how to stream it for free and I genuinely don't understand why anyone pays for anything, this is life changing lmfao

I saw Iggy Pop open for Pearl Jam (!) this date in 1998. I wrote about it a little here, i think about it a lot: medium.com/@StubLove/pe...

How do you say 'i love you' to an answering machine

omfg is the Phillies game on apple don't do this to me

Under no circumstances should I ever see any of Wario's veins

I just know my dog is like "how did I get stuck with the jerkoff who has to get up every 19 minutes to flip a record when we're supposed to be snugglin'"

I dropped my phone and couldn't pick it up cause my dog was on my lap but I'm back now

I hate having to dine across from a mirror

Mussel Postin'

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