I'd say there's conservatively a 40% chance I get laid off in two weeks so it's of the utmost importance that I go dummymode on the B&N Criterion sale and also pre-order Alice in Chains S/T vinyl reissue while the gettin's good

Well the Bad Guys won the World Series, but the lowlight of Game 7 was my wife (non-philly-area native) asking if the Blue Jays had ever won a World Series before

Fucking hate th Dodgers even more for making me root for Max Scherzer

If you want to hear the NIN Tron score on a big theater soundsystem but don't want to have to watch Tron, I recommend going to see Bugonia in the adjacent theater like we did, you get to hear a lot of the score during all the quiet parts.

I'll be honest, I love a "dislike" button. I don't even care if it does anything. Like I really don't want it trying to guess what I want to see or train an algorithm or whatever. it just feels good.

we ran out of candy tonight, never happened before. I got really moody about it. Feel like it's a failing. Shouldn't happen. Not to me.

This is my longest running male relationship

DR FRANKENSTEIN: *turns to Igor* hand me the dick

this year take 'Thriller' off the Halloween playlist and replace it with 'The Crypt Jam' and see how grateful everyone is

(Jeff Tweedy voice):

“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”

I’m not from Philadelphia, but I like to pronounce certain celebrity names in a Philly accent, such as Jodie Comer or Yorgos Lanthimos

Let them blast cigs again

Hooters disappointment.

Woke 2

Thank you Gail 🙏🏻

I remember How the darkness doubled

Jeff Epstein? The ballroom namesake?

Started early this year 🙃

Transphobic Boston Townie: "we gotta stop the gendah agender"

we dress like students we dress like housewives or in a suit and a tie

Please pray for my Misfits crimson ghost cardboard decoration, I discovered today it got crushed/bent in storage and it affected me emotionally in ways I wasn't prepared for

(synthesizer playing jared letoly)

The Lord Reacts to Hearing Secret Chord for the First Time

I forgot to take pics until the very end. incredible. We must protect David Byrne at all costs.

as far as I can tell, my parents had this shirt custom made to make fun of me for being a fat toddler

We need an Anti-Anti-antifa movement

Some of y'all are posting to live and not living to post

Does bro's sweatshirt say "BUILT TO FALL" lol

Leo is enjoying The Shining (1980)

it's not FOR us

Reminder for Phillies fans that Rocky got knocked down twice in the first two rounds at home in South Philly before coming back to win SUPERFIGHT II

I didn’t see that “Vonnegut going out for an envelope” thing until maybe two months ago but I’ve been thinking about constantly since then. getting out to Do A Thing is something we should consider ourselves truly fortunate to be able to do and I wish more people felt this way

Good Morning it's Phillies game day

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

kendall roy acquiring vaulter cringe shit

I'll be the one:

ok so what are we calling this look

This guy's supposed to be good??

The pride I feel in my people when an opposing pitcher looks annoyed and has to cover his ear with his glove to hear the pitch com 💖

Brandon Marsh up the middle

Cocky meter broke