appropriate time to share one of my latest jams, I call it 'The Moon is Upsidown'

AI can’t make great art because AI can’t have bad parents

lmao gritty’s comment

describe yourself using only words that appear in the word cloud inside the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind DVD case for some reason

Sufjan Stevens’ ILLINOIS was recorded in late 2004-early 2005 so he really has no excuse for not having a song about the Dave Matthews tour bus septic incident.

He did eventually have to cover the f-holes with tape which I find pretty funny

btw this is a good purchase right

I looked down at my phone for literally one second and Kyle Schwarber is already up come on trea

Tfw it’s the freakin weeken

Can you be totally real with me and tell me if I should keep cooking with this or if it's grounds for expulsion from the Millennial Indierock Dads Club

they're updating this legacy system at work which means this delightful intranet site with animated gif emoji from the early 90s is going away

Chuck is a Role Model

LEGENDARY

never been as seated as I am for this

sure whatever he wants

GODZILLA HAMMER

Look at him go

The juice is always worth the squeeze. I love squeezing things.

Dpesn't this prove the exact opposite of what he's saying? That they don't actually give a shit if the gane is good or not and just want to farm outrage?

I can't believe we coulda had a Springsteen concert instead of this bullshit

y'all mind if I

Bit on the nose as far as visuals go

being a hockey fan cannot be good for your health

what she sees

he should ask Claude the immortal question

The medication I was prescribed to lower my blood sugar lowered my blood sugar so now insurance won't pay for it, flawless system we came up with.

Weapons (2025)

the plot of Metal Gear Solid becomes more believable as you get older and realize that yeah, your boss probably would spend millions of dollars cloning one lightly insane but reasonably competent employee rather than try to hire and train someone new

going to Vinyl Night at a brewery I hope it's not all girls there

Sixers gonna win it for Topper

Donathan Baseball looking truly appalled in his new Phils managerial image

80 bucks a month, I better be

Imagining these two stranded on an island

what's your sign?

at Wawa after 3 beers

if you've never watched golf as a Hater, I highly recommend it. Part of my weekend routine. Love watching these goobers try to hit the ball outta the woods

I am listening to Prince tonight.

actually grateful for the Apple TV Surprise this season 😮‍💨

This is kinda like a "Abraham Lincoln was alive at the same time as the fax machine" thing

Ideal relationship dynamic

I'm not saying the can is the only reason I bought it but I'm also not saying it was *not* a reason

cooked up a beat for hump day

cooked up a beat for hump day

You should be able to file to be a Conscientious Objector from any corporate job

Was having trouble solving this crossword above the Wawa urinal but then I looked to the right and there was an answer key

Ate absolute shit trying to make a Barenaked Ladies "One Week" joke to a Gen Z'er today

Why did we decide it was ok for the most important things in our country (concerts and healthcare) to have completely opaque pricing

see ya guys

Ok starting....nnnnnow.

30 years of pitchfork coverage has led to this (derogatory)