Happy President's Day

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

NO FUN.

The CEO of my company is talking like this. I'm scared. Not because I think the AGI projection is correct, of course. It's nonsense. But I'm worried they'll fire us all anyway because one of these twerps convinces them AGI exists.

We need an outreach program to teach our sleeper cells of Gentle Giants to leverage their size and throw a proper punch.

(commenting on a recipe page) I didn’t use this recipe.. I decided to cook something else entirely. Yummers!

Ah bro wtf what did I miss

Been busy, about to get cozy pour a bourbon and catch up on Philly Sports Drama™️

"Nick Castellanos Appreciation Post" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

I am having so much trouble determining if this is real. Promoter's other events are not helping:

I gotta say, my dad is really improving. A couple years ago this would have been a heart-stopping 8AM "call me as soon as you get this I need to talk to you" voicemail

“Okay Google what does a room with blue walls look like” “Hey can I play minecwaft on your computer pls” “Just a second. Okay google show me my own pictures”

ok that was cool where's the pathetic YouTube clips of kid rock to put a cherry on it

butts and piss, piss and butts

im sorry

can you fucking imagine what it must have felt like when this one stuck the landing

I was so mad at work today that I searched my CEOs name in the Epstein files

I'm not talking about like "it's going to help us be more efficient" I'm talking an unhinged rant like: "ask it to write a love poem for you wife. Ask it to convert it to Hemingway's style. Ask it to translate to french. Ask it to translate it back to English. Ask it to analyze the text" bro what

I am in the middle of the most genuinely disturbing all-employee CEO speech right now omfg I can't even tell you

I'm sure everyone who follows me has read this already; but what a great piece. A reminder of what sports writing can be, on a dark day for journalism

my kid told me about how tweeted something that he expected to be a hit but it got no traction. I raised a poster.

Oh. So you hate the city of Philadelphia.

10/10 ICE protest sign

To whoever needs to hear this:

Probably gonna be the Safdies tbh

I'm still employed (for now) but I just got a shipping notification and yes, I really need this now

What devs want vs what this website is actually for

I was so excited when I weighed myself this morning but then I noticed the scale got switched to kilograms somehow

I'm sorry but I'd spend $7,000 here

"more than likely"

fuck ice today and every day

(had three drinks voice): "this sandwich is so--this is the best sandwich I've ever had!"

positively goated mail day

The weakest, dumbest, least capable people controlling everything we see and hear

"No Opener". I've got some very bad news for the Spin Doctors...

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good

da bears, and things of that nature

big broncos fan always loved the broncos

Big Side D does not want you to hear this

People who were upset about that "Civil War" movie poster need to apologize right now

The absolute accuracy of this.