I brought that baby some myrrh. Babies fuckin' love myrrh

Doing a bonus second stream for the Premodern Challenge in a few: twitch.tv/calebdmtg

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

*kick* FUCK

Good morning

May all of my followers escape the wrath of Jólakötturinn, the Yule cat who consumes those who don't receive clothes for xmas

Excuse me I'm 37 1/2

Dave had another busy day! First vets for his last shots, then a short walk to burn off some energy. He met 4! dogs on the walk, two greyhounds, a collie, and a poodle. He gets nervous and shivers when meeting a new dog, but when they walk away he's like "wait where are you going??" some tail wags

Waking up the right way: blasting Mawiza's UL, loud groove metal from Wallmapu (Chile/Argentina) Heavy riffs, passionate vocals in Mapuche, thick sludgy drumming. An extremely anti colonial sentiment. One of my favorite albums of 2025 For fans of Gojira, Alien Weaponry, The Hu

Top 5 games of the year: 1- Midnight Walk is a claymation point and click adventure game with straightforward puzzles fleshed out with exceptional character design and a series of stories focused on legend and fable. Even the place you store your collectibles is steeped in lore

Do you want to watch a little tv? No the regular size one is good thanks

quality stacks deserve screenshots twitch.tv/calebdmtg

Had the best afternoon with little Dave the pup today. We went on our first family walk (had to take it easy the first week) and he was a total champ. Only gave off one brief warning bark at an approaching pedestrian and kept his cool with blaring traffic and other dogs losing their minds

This has been my favorite card added to the vintage cube in a long time. Very fun to bounce with Karakas but also has so many cool synergies like Top, Brainstorm, GSZ, Memory Lapse, so on One game my opp Ousted it and I got two 1/1s. That's a good bird!

good ol mono red bazaar (???) twitch.tv/calebdmtg

Today in "my GOD does caleb need a break" I'll be trying out Night in the Woods, a highly rated indy game with adult themes like the impacts of capitalism and generational trauma twitch.tv/calebdmtg

The last time my nephew came to visit we had a blast with him, super cute and happy little dude But we got no sleep and the house smelled like pee. "Glad we're never having kids," we said smugly Anyway now we have a puppy and we get no sleep and the house smells like pee

wow ok. most dps I've seen in this game

I thought my mind couldn't be broken any more after botc but we wound down by watching the Mexican food episode of Great British Bake Off and holy shit. Just a whole room of people who had never seen a taco before.

Tonight's script! seems absolutely bonkers lol twitch.tv/calebdmtg

My two themes for Thursday. Puppy definitely giving off demon vibes 😈 Looking forward to doing a Leviathan script tonight! The demon doesn't kill people but if the townsfolk kill two good people they lose, and if the game lasts to night five demon wins

I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering. www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...

I am the slowest editor alive why did I think I could make a half hour video

As promised! Lots of wags. No barks yet but a couple excited whimpers. 3 months old, 4 lbs. Part Chihuahua part ? No name yet. Current frontrunners are Dave, Guts, and Falkor

shorter stream tonight going over the new Holiday cube and test driving the format (free preview drafts are in the store with code 2025HOLIDAYS) twitch.tv/calebdmtg I'll be dipping to the shelter around 6 to pick up our NEW PUPPY. He will be at his smallest and most pathetic. I will post pics

Got kind of a mean one in a bant old border desert cube. I got the blessing so I could make sure my mill plan was good but it's excellent at rebuying countered pieces

Well that all makes sense

WILD game to end on! I was going to gush about it but just realized it might spoil the game if someone wanted to watch the vod.

our script for Blood on the Clocktower tonight :D should make for some wild games! I'll be going live in a sec to go over roles/rules and answer questions, and then we'll be starting around 6:30 cst twitch.tv/calebdmtg

got a weird hankering to draft the 2007 invitational cube 00 cubecobra.com/cube/list/20...

By far my favorite spell in the game. I know I'm a bad person because my favorite thing to do is fire off a pile of them and cackle thinking of future players having to face that shit

my discord challenged me to some real #premodern nonsense

Looking to get into Premodern now that it's on MTGO? Here are three links to get you started: 1️⃣ premodern.guide — My intro guide to the format 2️⃣ www.tcdecks.net/format.php?f... — Go-to place for deck lists 3️⃣ data.duresscrew.com — Matchup win rates

couple notes about animate dead in premodern, because as a legacy player it took me a second to realize why it's bad -people maindeck disenchant in this format -stifle is played in tier 1 decks -you can't even animate Akroma! here that's a full third of the animation targets

Premodern Is Coming To Magic Online Read More Here👉 www.mtgo.com/news/premode...

That's a good question actually. What Xmas movie has the most fuckable main character? 🤔

We finished our Clank Legacy campaign the other night! I went on a tear winning 6/8 games, mostly by valuing mobility>all Def going to take a break from Clank for a while aha. Fun for sure but this was a lot of one game

Red-belly on the move in a winter wonderland. Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary, Chicago. 12.7.2025 #birds #woodpeckers

Trash panda: 6th place, no treasure

Think this is my new favorite whisky? Really digging the Bruichladdich stuff in general but this one... 😋🥃

Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.

Low pauper turnout, five rounds of swiss + t4 Playing a fairly stock UB terror list Got r1 vs mono red 💪

Blood on the Clocktower is so much fun. My brain is still spinning Often when I lose I feel like there's something I could've done differently to tip things, which is a hallmark of a great game imo

Got a couple games in during a nice soak. Good to be back in the top 100 💪

Late stream start time tonight, going to be going live around 615pm cst for more Blood on the Clocktower! Friday night will be either cube or pauper with bonus Once Upon a Galaxy content starting after my usual schedule (around 10pm cst)

me trying to carry in the groceries

late night youtube is giving me mixed signals