trans girl first base: discord esex trans girl 2nd base: become sisters trans girl 3rd base: make breakcore out of her barking💕

its froggher friday!!!!!!

i did not enjoy my time with the super mario bros galaxy movie

I will continue to say that the ‘93 Mario Bros movie was god tier and that gamers were stupid to hate it so much. They were just jealous that Mario fucks

a boy is a sort of larval state for beautiful women

beetle ?!

EVIL DIES TONIGHT

Cod zombies and sweaty armpit heavy t4t sex?

never wanted a shirt more than this one

happy trans day of vengeance 🏳️‍⚧️

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welcome to froggymart 🐸☂️ #lowpoly

yugi...

it's problematic to not help me today

okay. so. uh. I just lost My job we're gonna need. like. as much help as I can get if we don't wanna be completely fucked if anyone can afford to help out at all, My partners and I would really really appreciate it

im a vegetarian, the cannibalism and blood drinking is just for fun

i bought 70 fruit roll ups today

i shitposted too close to the sun

I'm a feminist - I only allow other women to dehumanise me

i like to magnify the horses

"are kirk and spock gay?" boring question. long since settled, of course they are. the real question i want answered: is kirk actually bisexual or just pretending to like women?

anyway wrath of khan is overrated and so is generations

im sorry to all the transgender perverts following me but star trek is on my mind all the time lately bc its the only thing interesting enough but still expendable enough to watch while we wait for the nightmare roommate to leave at the end of the month

i could fix her (make her worse)

seems like a big deal that amazon quietly enabled a pretty easy method to dox anyone with a public-facing wishlist

If you're not romantically, sexually, and totally obsessed with me, then I'm afraid you've missed the point of everything I've been posting, and you should probably unfollow

years ago my old friend group got into a heated argument because one girl was adamant that mcree from overwatch couldn't be usamerican because it would be cultural appropriation because he's a cowboy and cowboys are from mexico. when one of us sent her this pic she blocked them

I did the thing omg she did the thing

is it too woke to say im a crazy messed up pathetic idiot and i should be strangled by a beautiful woman

dead girls need aftercare too!!!

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

double feature idea: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) & The End of Evangelion (1997) movies about how therapy is evil

yesterday we watched the one where they find an alien planet with literal nazi germany on it and kirk and spock put on literal nazi uniform with literal swastika armbands and they find the fuhrer and it turns out the genocide was just a big oopsie that wasn't even the fuhrers fault

i take it back. chakotay may suck but he's still better than riker because at least he's not doing imperialist military sex tourism

fun fact: robot women

im gonna invite friends over to come finger my robot daughters cd tray

also got plans for some sort of mechanical keyboard fleshlight. like there's a layer of silicone between you and the keys but yeah there's just hard plastic squares in there when you fuck her

I think the world is ready for an all-lesbian stage adaptation of Clerks

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(remembering boobs are sisters, getting so horny i pass out)

A common trans feminine fantasy is to imagine yourself as someone with a much higher social standing and support network, such as a dog.

Shy robot daughter x Professor mother that is so proud of the creation of her daughter that she gushes to anyone who will listen about her specs and measurements

working on a design for a chastity cage for a cd tray

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i’m so tired

burger.

Over a quarter of the way there! If you can't give, clicking "follow" on the page actually does do a lot for the campaign