whole comic was based on these two tweets coming soon: the other comics

the Birdo comic! let's see if i can make threads as fast as possible... #Mario (1/4)

starfleet academy is a sickeningly racist show hiding behind a paper thin veneer of progressive #girlboss nonsense

we finally finished voyager. definitely my favorite star trek, it's like if next generation was fun

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

It’s back on baby

the when be like “skeeball sorcerer”

we have a $250 bill due next wednesday. the fridge is empty. he got a job that starts monday but it'll take awhile before things start to stabilize. i'm scared.

remember: if you’re getting the urge to fed post, the walls of a public bathroom are unsurveilled and will reach more people

learning lots of new words from tumblr lately for example "transandrophobia" and "omorashi"

Washington- they’re trying the internet age restriction stuff here. Do you want to give up *your* privacy because someone else can’t properly parent *their* children? Comment, call, don’t let it pass!

i went in to bone temple saying i was gonna take a drink every time someone said "jimmy" and I had to tap out like 30 minutes in because there's literally 8 or 9 jimmies from the very first scene

despite myself i actually kinda liked The Bone Temple, primarily for just how wacky it was. like the 1st one was a (relatively) grounded sad-piano sick-mom type movie & bone temple is about a weirdo cult who wear wigs & are all named Jimmy & they go meet Satan & he does a song+dance number for them

LETS GOOOOO

i cant wait for Jimmy And The Bone Temple 2: A 28 Years Later Story

as someone who's always wanted to join a cult, The Bone Temple was a great movie for me

what if I built a mini-golf course in the back yard

can i *looking down at my pre-prepared index cards* eat strawberries off your taint?

just because you came into a dog bowl and i lapped it up that one time does not mean i’m a puppygirl

columbo is cool and all i agree but let’s not give an employee of the lapd too much credit now

the only good cop is a dead cop which is why peter falk took one for the team which is why it’s ok to like columbo which in a way makes him sort of like jesus but better

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hey all! me and my gf met david liebe hart in glendale today. he's lost both his health insurance and his food stamps and could use some money. pp/venmo in replies. i'd appreciate if everyone could boost this!

theres a voyager episode in season 7 where tom paris goes into janeway's office and asks if he can leave work to go join a pod race and Captain Janeway Certified Cool™️ Boss says "hell yeah" and let's everyone clock out early to watch the race

another benefit of using signal before you need it is though messages are encrypted they can still tell when someone started using it or if they're using it. having normalized usage before many people in a region join at the same time in theory makes harder to infer usage is part of a recent pattern

The Star Trek Voyager Season 6 Holo-Gooners Trilogy: S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)" S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon" S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"

The Star Trek Voyager Season 6 Holo-Gooners Trilogy: S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)" S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon" S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"

*just watched 11 episodes of star trek voyager voice* voyager truly is the coffee shop au of star trek

what is strange temperatures

This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way. Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

clocking in at the racism factory (sitting down to watch 8 hours of Star Trek Voyager (and shaking my head the whole time so people online know I disapprove))

this and some problematic lesbionics would fix me

*me, staring at the pile of empty monster cans in my room*: "i miss having a pile of empty monster cans in my room😔 .....wait.......😁"

i don't know about you guys but i personally want toxic age gaps and power dynamics in my yuri

ok that one sounded bad out of context

someone is out here name searching Bombalurina from Cats (1998)

https://floppy.loop0.sh a write-only message board hosted on a bootable floppy disk! once it's full it's full!

now that stranger things is over what's the next big genre show? like we had walking dead game of thrones etc what's the best show from the last 3 years that im about to start hearing about the inevitable terrible 4th season of

hello everyone please listen to my song i finally finished it :3 youtu.be/gi1vKnMMgYg

sometimes when I'm making food for myself I think "is this excessive?" and then I think "....yeah😎"

The situation's grown much, much worse than this. i'm trying but i'm out of options. i need help bad

We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse. This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares. Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…

i will call 100 gas stations for a dumb gag but our power did just get shut off because i can't reply to my landlords emails so idk

It shouldn't be understated that this severely cripples PBS & NPR, especially non-metro stations - but make it known it doesn't spell the END of public broadcasting outright. It always has been built off public donations, & they are now as critical as they've ever been. www.pbs.org/about/about-...

people didnt believe me about the jack black gay 69 scene in A Minecraft Movie (2025) and I have a feeling theyre not gonna believe me about the jack black piss play scene in Anaconda (2025) either. do u all think I need to tell lies about jack black to defame him? I simply report the news

i want you all to know this is a thing jack black says about himself in his latest movie

the smug snitching and the blatant post-9/11 fed propaganda in The Blacklist are so constant and so insufferable that when a genuine serial killer showed up, unrelated to any terrorism boogeyman, i caught myself actually rooting for her because at least she wasn't a fed or a snitch