remembered los amigos invisibles and i'm jamming out

does anyone else have the issue with buying clothes where you have to choose between if it fits your waist or it fits your chest? every shirt i buy it's like "okay so this is the right size for my waist but too small for my chest" and inevitably just nothing fits

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

when my girlfriend wins a pokemon showdown match i genuinely feel myself get a lil wet

i'm a lesbian except for smart nerdy dudes who have a very specific aura

i think the thing about "genital preference" is that it's mostly bullshit gender essentialism until it isn't and most of the people who think they have a preference, dont.

my type in men is scott the woz and wolfeyvgc and if you're wondering i do not understand it either

you're in her dms. i'm in the walls of her lower colon. we are not the same

you're in her dms. i'm in the walls of her lower colon. we are not the same

damn maybe i’m not that clocky maybe everyone wasn’t lying to me

ate a chewy steak and now my jaw hurts like i just sucked fat cock

taking my sweet, angelic gf to build a bear and telling the cashier we’re buying the entire store

🚨ATTENTION SEATTLE MUTUALS AND GREATER SEATTLE COMMUNITY, THIS IS A PSA 🚨 get the FUCK out of the way of the escalator when you get off it oh my god. i am going to start shoving you people. i’m starting to wonder if *I’M* the one who was raised in the city and everyone else is from wyoming

everything is really overwhelming today

Doing big numbers on mathbook

bocchi the rock

blue collar worker who’s really into yaoi, call that BL trade

We tried letting doctors say who's really trans and control our access to healthcare and the sheer quantity of rape and sexual abuse and sadism those doctors used that authority to indulge in should, on its own, be enough to abolish gatekeeping as a practice/ideology.

claire doodle

complaining about older anime's animation is weak super baby shit. it's one thing to complain about low budget 70s shows but i've seen complaining about 80s ovas animation. mf those are some of the best looking examples of the medium! that you're just ignoring! it's silly

metallica their first 4 albums: what if we were quite literally the greatest band of all time metallica the rest of their career: we love money and imperialism

Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble. A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments. We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.

more selfies team lmk what we think i think i'm getting better at makeup

is it sappy if i want to raise a kid and make a tradition out of going to build a bear every Christmas

living in a notorious seismic zone while having a paralyzing fear of earthquakes is so silly

This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable. We stand with you today and every day🏳️‍⚧️

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

more selfies team lmk what we think i think i'm getting better at makeup

release the bill clinton cut

"it's always a beautiful amazing woman, with just, some guy" you realize that's the best case scenario, right?

if you're quoting people's posts for a megathread because they were mean to pete buttigieg for abandoning vulnerable minorities congratulations you're lower than scum

i'm the product of emotionally unstable hillary clinton mother and emotionally uninvolved bernie sanders father. for what it's worth.

i love my girlfriend. idk like i could probably come up with some kind of funny post but idk she's just the best

if you're a cis woman thinking about talking about trans maxing, maybe instead you should think of the inevitable heat death of the universe and how eventually you will be forgotten and all of your accomplishments and trials will have been for nothing. leave us the fuck alone.

i gotta watch abbott elementary that show seems very funny

hey guys i put on hit vibes and i no longer have depression thank you everyone

"you need to go out and meet people! community is out there!" i'm okay dude i do not like those mother fuckers and i'm tired of trying to

idk dude i don't really have any friends but i do have a girlfriend so i don't really think i need friends rn

so are we saying hitler did that because he had a micro penis because that is kind of funny but i think we need to be more discerning of widespread horrific evils than "hitler had a small dick"

steamdeck is almost back in my hands and then i shall game for the rest of my days

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

i will be deleting this probably

guys i think i really like doing my makeup

in the past couple months i've been called stunning twice which is very nice but in my head this is me

i will be deleting this probably