shaved body and gender euphoria stocks went up greatly 📈📈📈

i love ariados seeing niche anti-meta use like a LOT but unfortunately it’s also a talonflame victim and talonflame already counters sneasler :(

[xander mobus voice] CHUDALINA…and 𝓛𝓾𝓶𝓪

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

just saw a video of a guy hard modding his ti-84 to put chatgpt on it and he tried to show it was effective by asking it 5+6/9. it had to load

service industry work is crazy because what do you mean i’ve been awake since 5:10am and i’m sitting down for the fourth time today at 4:26pm

your future oncologist is crying to the big boss because she had to take out trash and wash dishes at the cafe she works 3 hour shifts at

i think managing a campus cafe gives me a similar perspective on today’s students as teachers and professors have. and let me tell you, it is as bad as they say

much love to the people whose real labor behind my phone screen lets me have a bunch of clothes in the mail

Lord, the men you sent to be plumbers are squeezing lemon juice into their Hellman’s mayo and calling it an aioli

commenting “congrats on the worker!” under strangers’ social media posts about their pregnancy

winter is the torture vortex but time is real again and we shall have a beautiful summer

how is 2026 almost halfway over bro what it was just january like 3 weeks ago

good afternoon gang, don’t forget to transfer wealth from your boss to your landlord today o7

why is this first season of champions vgc so brutal man i cant do anythingggggggg

never ask me some stupid shit like “can i have an iced matcha latte” or “when do you guys close” or “can i have this bagel toasted” i am literally exploding you with my mind

how to professionally tell someone to kill themself for inconveniencing you ?

hmm perhaps i should not instantly start listening to youtube videos about how gen z and the economy are cooked every morning as i get ready for work

wide guard and aerodactyl being meta are recession indicators btw

received confirmation today that my workplace is so boned when i eventually leave

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

nothing like coming home to my apartment complex after a lot of time spent away in the day, only to find a dog poop by the elevator on my floor!! waow!!!

warmup doodle of ouji ralsei #deltarune

worker burns down a warehouse because they don’t pay him enough to live, man throws molotov at same altman’s house, community resident does a drive-by against city councilman who approved a new data center in their neighborhood. all in the span of one week idk man i think people can’t take it

why is there a tree that smells like cum when it blooms

seattle is funny because you take 1 step into its gay neighborhood and suddenly you can’t tell who’s a 14 year old boy and who’s a lesbian

someone tell potato to look at the gosh darn camera

maybe my boss who hates me will finally listen to me now that one of her favorites is working at my location and she doesn’t think we have enough support either 🙃

I don’t mean to be dramatic but this motherfucker needs to be gone gone and anyone who worked for him, enabled him, supported him, or voted for him needs to be in prison at best

work is so cool because some days are like What If Everyone Let Me Down And Was Mad At Me

at some point we’re gonna have to contend with the fact that covid kids are not developmentally okay

crazy how working nothing but mid shifts for 8 months made me feel crushing dread at all hours, but now i’m only opening and i feel like i can actually try to be a person

Saving up for RAM the way my parents saved for a house

bro thinks we’re crying for an fbi director

there r too many liberals on this app bruh the discover feed is useless

reuniclus without its goop :3 #art ✧ #pokemon

why are porn bots following me help

every time duolingo shows me an ad i hit myself in the head really hard until i forget everything i just learned

accidentally farming butch aura during my commute around the puget sound area because i’m lazy and like wearing black clothes and cargo pants

gf is not a fan of my technique where i make the room really cold so she or my dog will snuggle with me

domain expansion: you’re feeling bricky and the bathroom is full of women standing in front of the mirrors and then someone walks in with her baby

Conservatives were on the record in January 2023 in the NYT saying explicitly that they targeted trans youth to be able to ban transitioning for everyone. They admitted it but then every dumb centrist was like "but what about the evidence on trans youth." And here we are.

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

everyone makes fun of people who clap when the plane lands but if i was the pilot i’d be like \(^0^)/ yippee!

i’ve recently discovered that it’s significantly faster to call both elevators in my complex and just tell it i’m actually going up instead of down when that one arrives first