trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble. A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments. We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.

you're in her dms. i'm in the walls of her lower colon. we are not the same

sunday night fortnite and a pit job

top 5 photos taken moments before disaster:

thank you 🙏 always appreciate constructive feedback from the fans 💯💯🔥🔥

I didn't really get it, but maybe I will later, and I like you and water anyway! Keep it up the great wuork! #Restless

“—yeah dude, that’s why i stopped drinking water. there were too many sweats”

blue collar worker who’s really into yaoi, call that BL trade

i want a nice infusion water bottle so bad

is it sappy if i want to raise a kid and make a tradition out of going to build a bear every Christmas

🚨ATTENTION SEATTLE MUTUALS AND GREATER SEATTLE COMMUNITY, THIS IS A PSA 🚨 get the FUCK out of the way of the escalator when you get off it oh my god. i am going to start shoving you people. i’m starting to wonder if *I’M* the one who was raised in the city and everyone else is from wyoming

taking my sweet, angelic gf to build a bear and telling the cashier we’re buying the entire store

more selfies team lmk what we think i think i'm getting better at makeup

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

need

If you got flappy bird on your phone don't delete it you can't get it back

A self-avowed socialist just got elected mayor of the biggest city in America and quoted Eugene Debs to start his acceptance speech. Do not let some loser on here convince you this isn't the biggest accomplishment the American Left has delivered in decades.

no matter the horrors life brings me, my girlfriend has big boobs and now i get to see her whenever i want instead of spending $400 on a plane ticket

gf reactivated this site is officially alive

cucking my vampire wife by taking her with me to my blood draw appointment

no matter the horrors life brings me, my girlfriend has big boobs and now i get to see her whenever i want instead of spending $400 on a plane ticket

went on a beautiful hike but couldn’t stop thinking about how much nicer it would’ve been if it was all completely paved over with concrete

da happy catty

the woke left will never stop me from hitting the burnt vape. the fax machine straight to the brain keeps me safe from woke 5g gay waves

why the fuck does this job listing want me to have 3-4 years of office assistance experience and a bachelors degree to shred papers for people and go on coffee runs

they should give you a 1 week free trial period for having a vagina

Gaza Freedom Flotilla has released statement that Black labour leader Chris Smalls (Amazon Labour Union) faced violence that no one else on Handala did. He has been severely beaten in Israeli custody. Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.

casually commuting home for the evening and learning that there was a violent homicide today just one stop ahead of where i get off, ok swag

A streamer in his native habitat.

do you guys think toby knows about togore at this point

for @karistarry.bsky.social!

i’m the most demure bitch on the train

i’m gonna create an evil bag rotation and nominate suletta’s mom, varrick, demi from mormons, and tingle

Get ahold of this Bunstampede! 🐰🐿️ 🎨 by @budoti.bsky.social

it genuinely amazes me that people have sex in public bathrooms, like i’m not even hating but how do you stay horny when strangers are blasting ass near you????? 99% of these bathrooms are gross as hell too

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gf deactivated this site is officially dead

the leftism leaving my body when uber eats charges me $20 extra so the driver can have a living wage

i’m about to be on some zen shit that would make the buddha himself turn his head

why is mcdonald’s consistently the only thing that can break my eating disorder whenever it rears its ugly head

okay i have officially worked the evilest job i’ve ever gotten myself into. i’d never noped out of something after 1 day until today

mcdonald’s is a worryingly asocial place. it’s like if the suburbs were a restaurant

[guy who’s never heard of wingstop] the wings do WHAT

dragons is bugs but bugs is also dragons...

when i was a kid i didn’t understand ping so i thought that mario kart had a worldwide mode and then a regional mode for xenophobic people