34 years ago today, we witnessed this epic scene from McBain for the first time. “Saturdays of Thunder” premiered November 14, 1991.

*UNDER MY DUMB* 10:00pm - Mystery Hour: Waffle House 10:25pm - Movie Jo Night: Satan's School For Girls 11:59pm - The Mads: Walk The Dark Street 1:13am - Movie Jo Night: Daughter of the Mind 2:59am - The Mads: A Night of Shorts 2 4:24am - Movie Jo Night: The Elevator

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

This probably sounds hopelessly naive but when I was a kid we were taught that America is a melting pot, where diverse cultures come together and intermingle and make something new and better than what came before. And goddammit I believed it! When did that stop? WHY DID IT STOP BRING IT BACK

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

Jon Arbuckle visits his old friend Squidward

This is not the reason Spidey has always been my fave, but it helps

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy

Hi team #StarTrek, please give a read or a share, and thank you 🙏🏼

Sorry, leg cramp, sorry

So I googled "geocities" because I couldn't quite remember if they capitalized the C – turns out they did, my memory for utterly irrelevant minutia remains impeccable – and friends, I recommend you go google GeoCities for yourself for an adorable surprise

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

Day 24 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets

Her first day of school... the kids were fine. It was the trash bigot adults.

an animaniacs style song about how every republican president destroys the economy would flip 4 senate seats minimum

‘Stop emailing each other all the time you fucking idiots!’

Politics Post: A lot of people are about to encounter the word "ephebophile" for the first time, and that's okay, except that it's not okay, and here's our special expert correspondent Woody Allen to explain why...

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

So I googled "geocities" because I couldn't quite remember if they capitalized the C – turns out they did, my memory for utterly irrelevant minutia remains impeccable – and friends, I recommend you go google GeoCities for yourself for an adorable surprise

DUMB TELEVISION 11/13 [TIMES ET] *BIO-DUMB* 10:00pm - Movie Jo Night: Planet Earth 11:20pm - The Mads: A Night of Shorts X 12:26am - Mary Jo Pehl: Weird Music Videos 2:05am - The Mads: The Choppers 3:11am - Movie Jo Night: Pray For The Wildcats 4:46am - The Mads: The Devil Bat

Classic NY Times: powerless underage victim is actually the scheming perp; much-older member of the US Congress is actually a passive victim

Godzilla has no fucking idea how to load that paper and is begging you for help.

Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.

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Thanks to the Sherlock Holmes illustrations by Sidney Paget everyone now reads the deerstalker hat as shorthand for detective, but they were originally, as the name suggests, popularized by hunters. And that's what Prickle is doing here: hunting. Hunting for Pokey.

@gabemara.bsky.social is a producer here at MaxFun, and works on TV Chef Fantasy League and @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social. And he has a message for Celia! If you'd like an overly-specific compliment from MaxFun staff, and help us with our move too, go to maximumfun.org/movingday and nab one for $10!

It took awhile but I finally came up with a suitable theme for my birthday celebration today 🎉🎂🥳 #HappyBirthdayToMe

DUMB TELEVISION 11/13 [TIMES ET] *DUMB: FULLY LOADED* 10:00am - Movie Jo Night: Killer Bees 11:26am - Movie Jo Night: The Horror at 37,000 Feet 12:51pm - Matt & Emmy & Chris & Terror At London Bridge 2:33pm - Movie Jo Night: The Devil Dog 4:21pm - Movie Jo Night: The People (1/2)

Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin

DUMB TELEVISION 11/12 [TIMES ET] *NEW DUMB RISING* 10:00pm - The Mads: The Giant Gila Monster 11:06pm - Movie Jo Night: Planet of the Apes 12:07am - The Mads: A Night of Toons 1:05am - Movie Jo Night: Skyway To Death 2:19am - The Mads: Bride of the Gorilla (1/3)

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Grown men keep coming up to me, big burley men, Staten Island's finest, tears in their eyes. "I can handle a lot," they say to me weeping "but I'm terrified about a mayor who wants free childcare and affordable housing."

Dang, didn't expect this of Little Critter.

Every other week, we focus on a Marvel series that sits on the fringes of mainstream Marvel continuity. The first episode of every new series that we cover is available on the public feed. The rest of the episodes are exclusive to our Patreon supporters.

Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise

important reference material

For reasons I have no intention of investigating, my boss is playing a CD called "Le Best of Cirque du Soleil" (yes the title is in Frenglish). Pray for Mojo

What your dick is about to do is going to be unusual, uncommon, out of the ordinary. You’re going to see rivers where there should be dry places. That’s why you can’t figure it out. It’s not going to be logical.

No kinkshaming to the random pervert who convinced a major brand to pay for their fetish art, but the rest of us did not consent to this.

🗣️ YAAAAAHOOHOOHOOEEEEE!!! @bv-tv.bsky.social #CrowdControl

Tailor-made advice.