You would not believe the gyrations I just did to get out of my recliner without disturbing her Royal Queenlyness 👑 #cats #CatsAreWeirdos

Good morning, I really need every 3rd post in my feed to be just like this one

I do this all the time anyway so nothing will change for me

lmfao

Meowdy, partner.

I’m pretty sure I believe now in Hell and that this is it.

The number of times I say fuck you to one of my Apple devices should at least get me a commensurate discount on the purchase of their replacements.

what if we all went goblin mode

Good morning readers

having cats rules. a hairy little guy who screams at you while you're on the toilet? sign me the fuck UP

Bluesky feed is like ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ cute kitty! ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ [adult content] ------------------ we're doomed ------------------

I'm guessing that the larger presence that Murdoch media has in a country, the more crass the nation's politics.

Watching THE SHINING for the gajillionth time and these sequences of Danny riding his Big Wheel through the hotel hallways are still my favorite part of the movie.

Good morning everyone

Sharing this for now but also shopping this website later

You all know who I’m thinking of right now 🐝

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

ㅤ 💜 ㅤ

If you are a mystery novel fan, this one was a good read. THE UNQUIET BONES (2024) by Loreth Anne White. #booksky Well-written and twisty enough that I had to keep notes on the possible suspects. Plus there was a heartfelt core to the story and key characters learned hard but necessary lessons.

Last week, I learned that for *cough* only $399 I could buy a Publishers Weekly review. For that amount, I could give away 10 paperbacks...So, I'm doing that instead. For the next 10 wks I'm giving away a book a week. Like and follow for a chance to win THE COCKROACH KING. Entries close 10/2 🖤

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

My cat Belle could teach a Master Class on this subject

Welp, I guess it's time to relaunch our 2018 "Reproduction Causes Autism" t-shirt campaign—because anyone claiming otherwise is selling something, and/or holding a major US government position. Proceeds to benefit @autisticadvocacy.org. www.bonfire.com/reproduction... #autism #neurodiversity

Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell

I learned about this terrific fundraising campaign from Chuck Wendig’s latest newsletter. The organizer is author & mom Julie Hutchings. I’m a big ole softie for anything involving books & reading & making little kids happy. Please consider donating/share this. shop.scholastic.com/viewCampaign...

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

A couple weeks ago, these blowdried chucklefucks were "joking" about how they should reclaim the word Nazi and now they're "joking" about blowing up the UN or gassing the foreign leaders inside. But they didn't say anything questionable about Charlie Kirk, so no big deal.

They are the most paranoid conspiracy-crazed whinyass snowflakes on the planet

> @ishaantharoor.bsky.social

Also, we have a Halloween section and there's some super cool stuff up there, if you were looking for spooky adornment. We also have the Big Witchy Release on 10/3! www.peculiarityshop.com/halloween2025

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

"I just don't understand where you could have contracted autism from! Now it's dinner time, go drag your father away from his model train set and DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHTS THIS TIME. I just need to wash his favorite fork"

People will blame anything for their kid's autism before they admit they fucked a nerd

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

I finally remembered to take photos of the wonderful pieces I ordered from the Etsy store of Deborah Blake, a twitter mutual. I had my eye on this gorgeous jasper necklace before I went into the hospital & when it was still available after I got home, it had to be MINE. Plus jasper promotes healing.

I'm trying harder not to make Nazi references to the Trump administration ever since Kimmelnacht.

Good morning! Everyone is cordially invited to come boogie away the 21st of September with me. #21stOfSeptember youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

Happy #Caturday from Belle and her personal servant. She wanted me to tell you all that Chewy makes the perfect box for the longer, larger lady cat in you life. #Cats #CatsAreWeirdos