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I'm so tired of the most unamerican people in the world telling people that we should be proud of that they are unamerican. Fuck all the way off with that. You call our country a trash heap and talk about how awful it is daily. They stand up for Americans having a hard time and you shit on it.

DO IT AND THANK ME LATER Stephen’s Eric Carter series is one of my favorite book series EVER Are you ready for a John Wick-ish necromancer badass? Get on board and strap in for a wild ride

So much stuff in my life is pretty sucky right now but I can always count on RiffTrax and MST3K to make it better. 💖💖

Back in my happy place this morning

We are not “moving on” till the victims get justice.

hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in

Ah yes another night of parking my fat ass on the couch and watching extremely fit people exercise #Winning #WinterOlympics

All of us, every goddamned day and twice on Sunday

This is an American tragedy. We are an insanely wealthy nation that has funneled so much of that wealth up that those in power have decided there's not enough left over to keep alive a 61 y.o. guy sent out into winter. A) GOP's taxcutting cult are monsters. B) Billionaires are policy failure.

This is better than being verified over on the dying hellsite

Beyond the open racism, the complaint about no translations is funny to me. I grew up in the 80s, when lyrics were so incomprehensible that there were magazines dedicated to telling you what the fuck people were singing.

i think people mad about bad bunny’s performance have never been forced to consider that not everything is for you

Inspired by Bad Bunny's halftime show, Latino Minnesotans hosted dance parties and played the Puerto Rican artist’s music before the highly anticipated and politically controversial Superbowl halftime show on Sunday.

Good morning and yes to all of this

when pop culture no longer caters to your specific demographic you can accept that the world constantly changes or you can, I dunno, enact a fascist takeover of a country in the futile hope of forcing everyone to like the things you like

Umm…let’s just forget all about the millions of immunosuppressed and immunocompromised people who still regularly mask why don’t we? @npr.org

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

quiet, piggy

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bless

God I love The Onion so goddamned much

Kid Rocks genre is: untreated chlamydia

fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...

As someone said in the YouTube comments: Remind me to blare this when it happens 🎉🎉🎉

Don't practice writing to impress other people. Write to express yourself. Write to make yourself laugh, or to get something awful off your chest. Write something so weird nobody else will enjoy it--but that you enjoy, and you know it, and the page can be your psyche's confidant in that.

Good morning

I do have a baseline level of human sympathy for anyone who loses money but it’s very funny to see investments like “Apple” and “Gold” next to things like “Fartcoin”

We aren’t gonna talk about how long I had to dig in the Bowl of Doom to find enough of those Swarovski crystals. wyrdingstudios.com/products/fer...

As an election worker, shit like this makes my head explode The number of checks & cross checks surrounding both absentee ballots & voting in person makes any kind of large scale voting fraud nigh on impossible But these assholes just keep on pushing the false party line & maga suckers eat it up

The average public school in the U.S. has 500 students. ICE is currently detaining over 7 schools' worth of children, many of whom are being held in inhumane conditions. Children do not belong in government detention.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Heads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

When I showed this panel to the extremely mainstream audience for the Berryman Award ceremony, there were audible gasps from the side of the room with the Washington Post table.

Cathartic bird scream meme of the day (This is a song sparrow doing their thing in a park in Ottawa)

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Honestly this would not be much of a shocker if it were actually true

This isn't isolated rage. From cities to towns to rural communities—America is rising. Not seeking conflict, but refusing lethal silence. Not asking permission, but demanding protection. This nationwide movement says: #ICEoffOurStreets @SenateDems HOLD THE LINE!

Angry at Bad Bunny? Oh, I have a novel for you… Yo soy de pe fucking erre.

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My friend Sam would have been 71 today. He died of lung cancer in 2015 & I still miss him. 💔 He played a huge part in my political awakening & the development of my left-leaning attitude. Plus his sense of humor was wickedly sharp. We had such a blast throwing costume parties back in the day.

I found out that in Finnish, an idiom for saying someone doesn't think straight is "doesn't have all the Moomins in the valley" and I'm gonna have to steal that

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Ayo @frankconniff.bsky.social… This might be hard proof that there is divine justice out in the Universe… Brett Ratner’s “Melania” documentary officially has a lower IMDB critic rating than “Manos: The Hands of Fate”. #IMDB

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I was boring so now we’ve moved on to bird tv

Sitting here talking to my son’s lonely cat and she is hanging on my every word

The cruelest mfs on the planet