Will Mary Jo & Chris find their new Linda tonight?! Find out on an all-new episode of The Mary Jo Pehl Show, on Twitch and in The Dumb Clubhouse at 8pm ET! dumb-industries.com

RFK Jr. is putting Grogu on the WHAT?! From last night's all-new Super Dumb Bros, now available on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse!

Just a little over an hour left to get 15% off ANY annual Dumb membership! No promo code needed! #LetsGetDumb

Super Dumb Bros. are playing some GEX games TONIGHT at 8pm ET! That's right. GEX! Watch FREE w/ ads: twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Watch ad-free: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

Happy Memorial Day! We've got plenty of Dumb to serve up this week--and it's your last chance to get 15% off ANY annual membership, and ALL merch and downloads w/ promo code MEMORIALDAY15 dumb-industries.com

Fly like a moron. Design by Josh Flowers. Available only at dumb-industries.com #PumaMan

Ever get held up at knifepoint by a bee? Come watch TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST with us starting at 1pm ET, then create a painting inspired by it at 3pm ET for an all-new #ArtDrawsUsTogether

We could never replace @maryjopehl.bsky.social. ....or could we? #TheMaryJoPehlShow

SURPRISE! Everything at Dumb is 15% off thru Monday, including this trucker cap, Torgo staff, and ALL ANNUAL MEMBERSHIPS! Jupiter is not discounted but she did say to use promo code MEMORIALDAY15 on all merch, books, artwork & downloads to get 15% off! And.... GO! #LetsGetDumb

Don't forget to hide the corpses in your bar when Jon Taffer visits! From last night's Mystery Hour, now available on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse!

Which of these Marvel workouts is the least sexual? Matt & Chris are about to go live on Twitch and in The Dumb Clubhouse for an all-new Dumb Industries Mystery Hour at 8pm ET! Join us!

We are artists. We create. We try stuff out. We fail. We try again. We fail again. We don't stop. Rinse & repeat. #ThisIsTheWay #ArtDrawsUsTogether

Remembering that time Master Pancake's John Erler read Fantasy Island-themed Mary Jo Pehl Show fan fiction written by one of our viewers, Q The Wet Sprocket!

Programme 4: Television of Tomorrow! Premiering in Chicagoland is the very first of the scripted Programme 4 pre-shows, where industrial musicals meet 70’s network upfronts, followed by a feature presentation of Programme 4 television, all brought to you by Browner®️ 🎟️Programme4.tv/makethescene

Everyone knows it's a bad idea to touch flaming door handles unless your name is Jonathan Brandis. Last night's Mary Jo-less Movie Jo Night featuring a solo Chris and his MJ soundboard is now on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse!

MOVIE JO NIGHT FUN FACT: Chest hair was legally mandated in the 70s. Join us TONIGHT at 8pm ET for an all-new Movie Jo Night, in which Mary Jo & Chris will be watching something COMPLETELY unbeknownst to them!

John Travolta has inspired Matt to start wearing a Kangol hat 24/7 and we're into it. From last night's all-new Super Dumb Bros., now on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse!

We've got plenty of Dumb to go around this week, more so than usual. Join us, won't you? dumb-industries.com

The Master approves. Get 15% off The Master Skater Dress w/ promo code MASTER15 only at Dumb Industries.

My current @dumb-industries.com watch streak according to #Twitch. #MST3K #TheMadsAreBack 65-stream streak!

Emmy goes live with an all-new edition of Emmy Martian's Cartoon Funhouse tonight at 8pm ET! Watch only in The Dumb Clubhouse (which is FREE for your first 30 days): dumb-industries.com

Last night we discovered what scientists are now referring to as the “Rapaportal”—a hellish media nightmare realm that tortures its inhabitants with videos of Michael Rapaport’s Instagram and Super Sentai!

Matt & Chris are about to go live to watch 2000s sitcoms! Watch FREE w/ ads: dumb-industries.com/twitch Watch ad-free: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

Who'd have thought carrying a 100 ft. Yeti via helicopter could go so wrong? #MoviesAreDumb #Yeti

This machine kills fascists. Check out the latest additions to our community gallery and join us for an upcoming Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones! #FuckAI

How long would you stay awake with this motley crew? #MoviesAreDumb #TheAlphaIncident

All members of The Dumb Clubhouse now receive automatic discounts on EVERYTHING at Dumb! No more promo codes to enter. Just shop and save! DON'T FORGET: All memberships are FREE for your first 30 days. Try one out and cancel at any time. No risk, all the rewards!

We don't have a live show tonight, but it's the final vacant second Tuesday at Dumb Industries. Stay tuned 😎 Our 24/7 stream will continue to run non-stop on Twitch and in The Dumb Clubhouse! dumb-industries.com

We found a bunch of awful mascot-led video games and we want you to see them TONIGHT @ 8pm ET on an all-new Super Dumb Bros with Matt & Chris! Watch FREE w/ ads: dumb-industries.com/twitch Watch ad-free: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

WE'RE HIRING! Do you have what it takes to be the next "Linda"? We want to hear from you. Apply today at dumb-industries.com/linda

Okay Dumb Dumbs now let's get in formation. We've got SO MUCH online fun lined up for the week, including gaming, watch parties, late night hangs and MORE, only at Dumb Industries. Let's Get Dumb! dumb-industries.com

Congratulations!!! You just won a FREE DOWNLOAD of our new Movies Are Dumb Quintuple Feature, including YETI: GIANT OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY, STAR ODYSSEY, THE ALPHA INCIDENT, THE GREAT RUPERT & CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE! Please email [email protected] to confirm. Thank you for playing!

Karate Farmer www.youtube.com/shorts/RZC5x... @dumb-industries.com

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there! Mary Jo's book Dumb, Dumb, Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews is 20% off right now w/ promo code MARYJO20 -- here's an excerpt read by our friend Kevin Murphy!

Humans create art. AI steals it. Give the middle finger to AI and create with us today at 3pm ET for an all-new Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones! Your first 30 days are completely free so you've got nothing to lose. Sign up today at dumb-industries.com/artdrawsusto...

Thank you for going up against those Hollywood Fat Cats and reminding us that yes indeed: MOVIES ARE DUMB!

Colette is working on a WHAT?! From last month's Chit-Chat & Tidbits w/ Mary Jo & Chris! Join us TONIGHT at 8pm ET exclusively in The Dumb Clubhouse for an all-new episode! dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

When not watching movies at an indie cinema on the big screen, be sure to be watching @dumb-industries.com movies on the small screen.

We would happily own ANY of this bootleg Star Wars merch. Last night's all-new Mystery Hour is now on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse! dumb-industries.com/latest-conte...

Just applied to be the new Linda at @dumb-industries.com... kinda freaking out with how excited I am.

From the Producers of THE MADS ARE BACK comes MOVIES ARE DUMB! The scripted riffing series that finds Chris Gersbeck, Emmy Martian and Matt Reiser watching the DUMBEST movies imaginable. The all-new Movies Are Dumb Quintuple Feature set includes the first five episodes for one low price!

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Matt & Chris are about to go live to read some #StarWars comics on an all-new Mystery Hour! Watch FREE w/ ads: dumb-industries.com/twitch Watch ad-free: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

@dumb-industries.com Clubhouse Members - we love Chit Chat and Tidbit Nights with all y'all! Tune in tomorrow night wherein I will inundate Chris about me pa's birthday party last week and a movie I simply MUST debrief about!! dumb-industries.com/themaryjopeh...

*legally changes name to Linda*

It was either a sick day, or the wrong kind of viral video. Thanks to Matt & Emmy for taking over last week's Mystery Hour while Chris was under the weather! You can watch Chris, Matt and special guest Emmy TONIGHT at 8pm ET on an all-new Mystery Hour in which they'll be reading STAR WARS COMICS!

Do you have what it takes to be the next "Linda"? Mary Jo and Chris are about to begin their nationwide search to replace their departed Senior Executive Vice President of Operations and want to hear from YOU! Apply today at dumb-industries.com/linda

We have liftoff in The Dumb Clubhouse! Emmy's pre-show is going now and our feature begins at 8pm ET! Watch FREE at dumb-industries.com/weirdhome Also available at dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

We can't tell you what the movie is, but we CAN tell you it's based on a British serial of the same name. It's also very weird, and of course, very wonderful. Any guesses? Pre-show at 7pm ET, feature at 8pm ET Watch FREE at dumb-industries.com/weird

Nothing heals your soul like creating your own bipedal fish creatures. Join us this Saturday afternoon for an all-new edition of Art Draws Us Together w/ Jackey Neyman Jones for an inspiring and relaxing online art sesh! Open to all ages, skills and mediums. Just come and have fun!