Join Lieutenant Columbo LIVE in The Dumb Clubhouse at 8pm ET as he watches a classic episode of Columbo along with all of you! Oh, just one more thing: this even WILL NOT be archived, so be sure to watch it live! Watch only in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

When did “explosive diarrhea” become a medical term

Sam Neill could have never been cast in Jurassic Park and he'd still be a legend. One of the most underrated actors ever, especially in the horror genre. RIP good sir.

Waking up from a psilocybin micro-dose to find out Lindsay Graham is dead has further confirmed my theory that I am God.

If there's anything worth dying for, it's the KISS casket. #DumbFu dumb-industries.com/theguywiththesecretkungfu

Get a new Dumb t-shirt designed by Carmen Cerra delivered to your doorstep every month with his all-new Dumb T-Shirt of the Month Club starting at just $25/month! WANNA WIN YOUR FIRST T-SHIRT FREE? Just "like" and reply to this post and we'll choose a winner Monday at 3pm ET. Good luck!

Join Mary Jo & Chris TONIGHT in The Dumb Clubhouse as they spill some tea, catch up on soaps, answer questions from viewers, and welcome this month's special guest creator: Julie Pergrem, a master of the Amigurumi arts! Watch only in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

25 years later, I somehow have a higher opinion of David Brent than Ricky Gervais.

That time Emmy brought "Total Eclipse of the Heart" to Martian Shadows. #RIPBonnieTyler

TL, DR: Backup your Vimeo On Demand purchases by November 26, 2026! dumb-industries.com/dumb-video

Get off my train!

A secret so big, they put it in the title. Catch the livestream premiere of Movies Are Dumb: The Guy with the Secret Kung Fu with Matt, Emmy, and Chris on Tuesday, July 14 @ 8pm ET! Followed by a Q&A with giveaways and more surprises!

It only took me 16 years to get my parents to stop watching Bill Maher. Gotta be a record, right?

BIG NEWS ALERT! Movies Are Dumb is now every other second Tuesday starting in July!

BIG NEWS ALERT! Movies Are Dumb is now every other second Tuesday starting in July!

It took a while, but Mary Jo and Chris finally watched a movie measured in sandwich consumption. #LeonardNimoy #sandwiches

Very proud of this riff we did a few months ago and psyched to watch it with a crowd on Twitch tonight!!

Mary Jo and Chris watch the 1975 made-for-tv movie THE MISSING ARE DEADLY, starring Leonard Nimoy, for the very first time TONIGHT for an all-new Movie Jo Night! Watch w/ ads: twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Watch ad-free: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

We're gonna chit & chat & tid & bit with Beez McKeever tonight!

FRIDAY! 8PM ET! EXCLUSIVELY IN THE DUMB CLUBHOUSE! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social's own "prop diva" Beez McKeever drops by Chit-Chat & Tidbits w/ @maryjopehl.bsky.social & @chris.dumb-industries.com to chat about working on MST3K: The @rifftrax.com Experiments and answer questions from viewers!

We are Chit-Chatting and Tidbitting this Friday with our super-excellent-outstanding delightful, verrrrry special artist guest Beez McKeever!! We'll talk about the recent RiffTrax-MST3K shoot and more. A Dumb Industries exclusive - check local listings! dumb-industries.com/themaryjopeh... See less

This is gonna be super fun! If you haven't watched Art Draws Us Together yet, tonight's your chance to get hooked! twitch.tv/dumbtelevision dumb-industries.com/artdrawsusto...

I don’t know much about basketball but I do know that Donald Trump is a rapist.

You can NEVER have Too Much Dumb! @chris.dumb-industries.com

Netflix sucks for a lot of reasons, but most heinous is that they somehow got me to watch all three FOCKERS movies.

Watch FREE w/ ads: twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Watch ad-free: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

It's worth the 30day free trial just for this episode. dumb-industries.com/latest-conte...

Yondr should make phone pouches for family visits so your mom can't Google who "that guy" is while watching a movie (it's James Rebhorn)

The BBC pretty much nailed #AI in 1966! #Mabel From last night's Mystery Hour, now on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse!

Like Graham Platner, I too have to pretend I didn't know what my tattoo represented

I've had a few days to process the Euphoria finale and I think it's safe to say Sam Levinson needs to be charged with war crimes

Wanna win an entire FREE YEAR in The Dumb Clubhouse? WHO WOULDN'T?! "Like" and comment below and we'll choose a winner at random this Friday @ 3pm ET! Good luck! Try The Dumb Clubhouse FREE for your first 30 days: dumb-industries.com/signup

CAN THE MOTHERFUCKER JUST DIE ALREADY

You're not hallucinating. That's our very own Matt Reiser in a production of Agatha Christie's The Unexpected Guest, a performance that will be screened exclusively in The Dumb Clubhouse TONIGHT at 8pm ET, presented by Matt himself!

Just a little over an hour left to get 15% off ANY annual Dumb membership! No promo code needed! #LetsGetDumb

Happy Memorial Day! We've got plenty of Dumb to serve up this week--and it's your last chance to get 15% off ANY annual membership, and ALL merch and downloads w/ promo code MEMORIALDAY15 dumb-industries.com

SURPRISE! Everything at Dumb is 15% off thru Monday, including this trucker cap, Torgo staff, and ALL ANNUAL MEMBERSHIPS! Jupiter is not discounted but she did say to use promo code MEMORIALDAY15 on all merch, books, artwork & downloads to get 15% off! And.... GO! #LetsGetDumb

We are artists. We create. We try stuff out. We fail. We try again. We fail again. We don't stop. Rinse & repeat. #ThisIsTheWay #ArtDrawsUsTogether

Everyone knows it's a bad idea to touch flaming door handles unless your name is Jonathan Brandis. Last night's Mary Jo-less Movie Jo Night featuring a solo Chris and his MJ soundboard is now on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse!

John Travolta has inspired Matt to start wearing a Kangol hat 24/7 and we're into it. From last night's all-new Super Dumb Bros., now on demand in The Dumb Clubhouse!

We are remaking COP AND A HALF so just deal with it.

Last night we discovered what scientists are now referring to as the “Rapaportal”—a hellish media nightmare realm that tortures its inhabitants with videos of Michael Rapaport’s Instagram and Super Sentai!

This machine kills fascists. Check out the latest additions to our community gallery and join us for an upcoming Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones! #FuckAI

We don't have a live show tonight, but it's the final vacant second Tuesday at Dumb Industries. Stay tuned 😎 Our 24/7 stream will continue to run non-stop on Twitch and in The Dumb Clubhouse! dumb-industries.com

Hey, we're shooting more MST3K literally right now.

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there! Mary Jo's book Dumb, Dumb, Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews is 20% off right now w/ promo code MARYJO20 -- here's an excerpt read by our friend Kevin Murphy!

So proud of our first five episodes. And we’re just getting started!

From the Producers of THE MADS ARE BACK comes MOVIES ARE DUMB! The scripted riffing series that finds Chris Gersbeck, Emmy Martian and Matt Reiser watching the DUMBEST movies imaginable. The all-new Movies Are Dumb Quintuple Feature set includes the first five episodes for one low price!

@dumb-industries.com Clubhouse Members - we love Chit Chat and Tidbit Nights with all y'all! Tune in tomorrow night wherein I will inundate Chris about me pa's birthday party last week and a movie I simply MUST debrief about!! dumb-industries.com/themaryjopeh...

Nothing heals your soul like creating your own bipedal fish creatures. Join us this Saturday afternoon for an all-new edition of Art Draws Us Together w/ Jackey Neyman Jones for an inspiring and relaxing online art sesh! Open to all ages, skills and mediums. Just come and have fun!