I'm going to be so happy when that fucking sack of rotten shit croaks.

TONIGHT | 8PM ET It's the first-ever Dumb Friday Double Feature as Mary Jo & Chris make up for Tuesday's cancelled Movie Jo Night at 8pm ET (on Twitch & in Clubhouse), followed by an all-new Halogen Highway w/ Herman Himes at 9:30pm ET (Clubhouse only)! Watch on Twitch: dumb-industries.com/twitch

Coming up with "The Dumb Clubhouse" was trickier than you'd think. Which rejected name is your favorite? #TheMaryJoPehlShow

Having an unbelievably shitty day. Please come hang with me and @maryjopehl.bsky.social tonight so it ends on a good note.

Outside of New York, are any other major US cities 99% covered in scaffolding?

Overwhelmed by the sheer amount of Dumb we've been unleashing lately? FEAR NOT. The all-new monthly Dumb Clubhouse Digest is here to recap everything happening and coming up at Dumb so you'll always be in the know! Illustrations by Inga Wohlgemuth & Chelsea Kelly

Congratulations to @dumb-industries.com, @chris.dumb-industries.com, and the whole Dumb team!

What will YOU create today? An all-new Art Draws Us Together session w/ Jackey Neyman Jones and special guest Mary Jo Pehl is TODAY at 3pm ET! Start your FREE TRIAL today at dumb-industries.com/artdrawsusto...

Chris accidentally starves his nephew in Roblox. Shame on him.

SATURDAY, MARCH 7 Join us for a marathon livestream event with the Dumb Industries crew during The Dumb Clubhouse 2026 Drive next Saturday! There will be special guests, giveaways, contests, co-op games, and so much more throughout the entire day! Watch w/ ads: dumb-industries.com/twitch

Here’s @frankconniff.bsky.social, me, Mary Jo & Kevin in a pic taken by @beezmckeever.bsky.social when TV’s Frank came back to MST3K as a Soultaker. We’re getting this band back together soon and finally adding Dr. F!

“He’s a child sex trafficker/rapist, but he’s OUR child sex trafficker/rapist.” -MAGA

TONIGHT | 8PM ET @maryjopehl.bsky.social & @chris.dumb-industries.com wrote riffs for the same movie (A Christmas Wish aka The Great Rupert) for @rifftrax.com and Movies Are Dumb respectively, and viewers voted to have them watch each other's work TONIGHT for the next Mary Jo Pehl Show!

still think a season of Alan Partridge trying to get some kind of documentary made about Prince Andrew would be incredible

Thanks for the kind words, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. I'm a proud papa. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Dt...

ICYM: Backing @rifftrax.com's Kickstarter at $75 or higher yields you The Mads' A Night of Shorts 16, featuring 5 shorts riffed by @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social & @frankconniff.bsky.social plus a Q&A w/ @billcorbett.bsky.social, @felicia.day, @kevinwmurphy.bsky.social, and @maryjopehl.bsky.social!

TONIGHT | 8PM ET @maryjopehl.bsky.social & @chris.dumb-industries.com welcome @rifftrax.com's @pretorhunter.bsky.social onto Chit-Chat & Tidbits to chat more about RiffTrax's exciting new Kickstarter campaign to make NEW MST3K!! Watch only in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

TOMORROW | 8PM ET Things are really heating up w/ @rifftrax.com's MST3K Kickstarter (rifftrax.com/kickstarter), so @maryjopehl.bsky.social & @chris.dumb-industries.com are thrilled to have RiffTrax's @pretorhunter.bsky.social on Chit-Chat & Tidbits tomorrow night to chat about recent developments!

Platforms like YouTube & Twitch can pull the plug on channels whenever they'd like, and they're all owned by evil corporations. The Dumb Clubhouse is 100% independently owned & operated, and funded entirely by viewers like you! Join us on March 7 for our 2026 Drive, a 12-hour live marathon of Dumb!

There is strong evidence to suggest the Dumb community is extremely creative and hilarious. We want you to join in on the fun! An all-new Art Draws Us Together w/ Jackey Neyman Jones is this Saturday (Valentine's Day) and you can start your FREE TRIAL today: dumb-industries.com/artdrawsusto...

FEBRUARY 24 | 8PM ET @maryjopehl.bsky.social & @chris.dumb-industries.com inadvertently wrote riffs for the same movie (A Christmas Wish aka The Great Rupert) for @rifftrax.com and Movies Are Dumb respectively, and viewers voted to have them watch each other's work for the next Mary Jo Pehl Show!

First batch of orders for Jackey's new collapsible Torgo staff have been shipped, and there's still a few left! Don't miss out on this amazing 3D-printed movie prop, perfect for conventions, cult meetings, and more!

My grandma had this hanging in her house. It’s a picture of my uncle raking leaves she deemed appropriate for a family photo collage. I love it.

Love watching The Dumb Clubhouse on your phone or tablet? Not only did our latest update greatly improve mobile view, you can now watch in landscape view without losing view of the player or chat. Start your FREE TRIAL to The Dumb Clubhouse today: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

CONFIRMED! Six more weeks of Dumb. (And then several more after that) Join us this week for some gaming, watch parties, and a Mystery Hour featuring @rifftrax.com's @pretorhunter.bsky.social, joining us to chat about the wild @mst3kofficial.bsky.social news that just dropped! dumb-industries.com

They had me at "Pearl"

The president shitting his pants on live TV really should get a longer news cycle

I’m also open to playing games or watching clips of Catherine O’Hara!

Have a brain aneurysm with us tonight!

Yes, we are doing tonight's livestream entirely in 3D. Go find your red/blue glasses, everyone!

Coming soon to The Dumb Store...

You guys are in for a real treat tonight.

TODAY | 3PM ET Snowed in? We have a solution. CREATE ART! Join early starting at 1pm ET for a screening of ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES, then an art session at 3pm ET led by Jackey Neyman Jones! Open to all ages, mediums, and skill level. Sign up today at: dumb-industries.com/jackey

I think it's safe to say we're all on edge right now. Art heals. Join me and Jackey Neyman Jones tomorrow live and online for some creativity and silliness.

Fred Trump lived to be 93 in case you’re wondering

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/

THE DEADLINE TO SUBMIT IS TOMORROW! The 2nd Mary Jo Pehl Show Short Film Festival is January 27, 2026, and Mary Jo & Chris wanna see your work! The rules are simple: the video must be under 3 minutes, contain original content only, and absolutely no generative A.I. is to be used.

I’m calling it, and not that there will be any way to confirm, but there will be nuclear annihilation before we see the release of the actual Epstein files.

Hope to see ya there for a little respite and levity... and lest ye forget - Sebastian Joe's is a mere three blocks away!! americanschoolofstorytelling.com/event/mary-j...

Why can't he just DIE

No one told me about the band Turnstile, so I'm disappointed with all of you.

Well whattya know... it's another Dumb week of fun! Join us for gaming, watch parties, hangouts and more at Dumb Industries! dumb-industries.com

I'm sorry I was late, I just found out someone I haven't spoken to in years is now MAGA

TONIGHT | 8PM ET Mary Jo & Chris go LIVE in The Dumb Clubhouse for an all-new Chit-Chat & Tidbits, their Clubhouse EXCLUSIVE livestream where you can ask them ANYTHING! Watch on Twitch w/ ads: twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Watch ad-free in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

At least Dr. Giggles had a positive attitude.

Community fuels creativity. Sign up for Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones today: dumb-industries.com/artdrawsusto...

A Movies Are Dumb marathon starts NOW, airing the first three episodes and culminating in the Dumb Television debut of Movies Are Dumb: The Great Rupert at 8pm ET! Watch FREE w/ ads: dumb-industries.com/twitch Watch ad-free in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

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