No one told me about the band Turnstile, so I'm disappointed with all of you.

Well whattya know... it's another Dumb week of fun! Join us for gaming, watch parties, hangouts and more at Dumb Industries! dumb-industries.com

I'm sorry I was late, I just found out someone I haven't spoken to in years is now MAGA

TONIGHT | 8PM ET Mary Jo & Chris go LIVE in The Dumb Clubhouse for an all-new Chit-Chat & Tidbits, their Clubhouse EXCLUSIVE livestream where you can ask them ANYTHING! Watch on Twitch w/ ads: twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Watch ad-free in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

At least Dr. Giggles had a positive attitude.

Community fuels creativity. Sign up for Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones today: dumb-industries.com/artdrawsusto...

A Movies Are Dumb marathon starts NOW, airing the first three episodes and culminating in the Dumb Television debut of Movies Are Dumb: The Great Rupert at 8pm ET! Watch FREE w/ ads: dumb-industries.com/twitch Watch ad-free in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

Sharing today for no apparent reason.

Minions heist fail. Chris and his nephew Dylan accidentally eat an important device.

TODAY | 3PM ET Let's create some art... TOGETHER! Join Jackey Neyman Jones as she guides, inspires and encourages you in creating your own Sasquatch Family! Invite friends and family, send in your work, get seen by others -- it's a blast! Open to all ages and skill level.

Happy New Year! We are doing something incredibly silly tonight (even by Dumb standards) and I hope you can join us.

🥳 Happy New Year 🥳

End 2025 on a DUMB note. EVERYTHING at dumb-industries.com is 15% off thru 11:59pm ET on December 31, 2025. Use promo code DUMB15 on all downloads, t-shirts, books, artwork.... ANYTHING. Get to it!

Miss yesterday's Art Draws Us Together? You're in luck: you can now watch it on our website! Check out all the awesome artwork that was created during our most recent session, and join us for the first session of 2026 on January 10: dumb-industries.com/gallery/sams...

Merry Christmas, everyone! Don't forget our Dumb Digital Last Call sale ends TODAY at midnight ET! You can get 25% off ALL DOWNLOADS, 25% off ALL AUDIOBOOKS, and 50% off ALL SHOUT-OUTS! Gift options available, but of course you're welcome to treat yo self. Enjoy! dumb-industries.com/dumblastcall

If your 2026 New Year's resolution is to create more art, we have the PERFECT deal for you: get 25% off your annual membership to Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones, a twice-monthly online art session that will inspire and encourage you in ways you can't imagine!

Looking for the PERFECT last-minute gift for the Dumb fan in your life? A shout-out from @maryjopehl.bsky.social & @chris.dumb-industries.com is sure to put a smile on their face! Get yours half off thru Christmas Day w/ promo code SHOUTOUT50 dumb-industries.com/dumblastcall

Anyone who voted for the kid fucker should never be let off the hook.

We need a “Don’t Be A Dick” political party.

Every download in our store is 25% off right now w/ promo code DUMBVIDEO25! Plus you can also easily gift any download at checkout -- just enter the giftee's email address and VOILA! dumb-industries.com/dumblastcall #dumbindustries #mst3k #rifftrax #lastminutegifts #holidayshopping #digitalgifts

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Miss the deadline for physical orders? You're in luck. Our Dumb Digital Last Call sale is PERFECT for last-minute gifts! Just enter your giftee's email address at checkout for any download, or have Mary Jo & Chris film a special video shout-out for them, and you'll win the holidays for the sure!

Everything is awful. Zone out with me and @maryjopehl.bsky.social tonight!

TONIGHT | 8PM ET Viewers voted to have @maryjopehl.bsky.social and @chris.dumb-industries.com watch the 1974 made-for-TV movie THE INVASION OF CAROL ENDERS for the very first time along with all of YOU for an all-new Movie Jo Night!

“Slop” is a perfect word to describe AI output and I default hear it in the voice of Ren Höek. SssuhLLOPPuh!!

These rule! Perfect for Dumb movie nights. Go get yours at @createdbyjacque.bsky.social’s Etsy! dumb-industries.com/createdbyjac...

This Is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing, Stand by Me, The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Misery, A Few Good Men. If there’s a director who ever had a better string of classics, I’ve yet to see it. RIP

Can’t wait to show everyone yet another amazing fight that transpired outside my apartment window during this. Join us!!

It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve watched it or had my dad explain it to me, the ending of TRADING PLACES will never make sense to me. Specifically, how did Dan Ackroyd NOT get cancelled for doing blackface?

The Dumb Clubhouse is so damn cool, if I do say so myself. And we have even more theaters designed by @carmenart.bsky.social coming soon. The man is a genius.

This is really fucking bad.

We just released an update to The Dumb Clubhouse, featuring an all-new theater designed by @carmenart.bsky.social! Now you can watch our ad-free 24/7 stream whenever you'd like in our fancy new Dumb Social Club! The Dumb Clubhouse is FREE for your first 30 days.

Our holiday order deadline is TOMORROW but you can win a free copy of @maryjopehl.bsky.social's Dumb, Dumb, Dumb: My Mother's Books Reviews courtesy of @maddiniknits.bsky.social just by "liking" this post and commenting below! We'll choose and announce a winner here on Bluesky tomorrow. Good luck!

Rachel Sennott may have perfected industry satire with I LOVE LA. You should really be watching it.

The only people willing to hand all creativity over to robots are people with no creativity.

We just added a bunch of @jackeyneymanjones.bsky.social's paintings to the store--some old, some new, ALL great.

Watch me wander around Gotham on my Wii U tonight!! And we’ll also be playing @rifftrax.com: The Game around 9pm ET!

I regret to inform you THE FAMILY MCMULLEN is a rug pull. I was expecting a shitty Christmas movie and instead got a shitty regular movie.

DUMB NEWS: Members of The Dumb Clubhouse+ and Art Draws Us Together now get 25% off all store orders and 30% off all downloads! The best part? Your first 30 days are also FREE. Learn more and sign up today at dumb-industries.com/signup

"Can you help me get in touch with your colleagues for something I'd never even consider you for" is a really poor booking strategy FYI

#CyberDumbDay is down to the wire!! Don't miss out on our Dumbest sale of the year! dumb-industries.com

It's #CyberDumbDay at Dumb Industries! Check out all-new designs and products, with deals ending at midnight ET TONIGHT! dumb-industries.com/cyberdumbday

It's #SmallBusinessSaturday and our #DumbBlackFriday deals are still live! Get 20% off ALL sweatshirts & hoodies w/ promo code BLACKFRIDAYHOODIES including all-new designs -- and shop all deals at dumb-industries.com/dumbblackfri...

#DumbBlackFriday is LIVE!!! Shop all-new designs and incredible deals thru Monday only at dumb-industries.com

Early #DumbBlackFriday deals may already be unlocked, but we have even MORE deals and all-new designs launching at 8am ET TOMORROW! Sign up to receive an alert and you'll get an EXCLUSIVE DISCOUNT as soon as deals go live! dumb-industries.com/dumbblackfri...

Knew your father, she did! All Dumb t-shirts including the all-new Mr. B Natural Bootleg Rap design are 20% off thru Monday w/ promo code BLACKFRIDAYTEES Shop all deals at dumb-industries.com/dumbblackfri...

TONIGHT | 8PM ET Join Miss Emmy Martian as she presents a screening of a sword & sorcery film based on a classic pulp magazine character. Pre-show: 7pm ET Movie: 8pm ET Watch FREE at: dumb-industries.com/weird Also in The Dumb Clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

Kitties enjoy The Mary Jo Pehl Show as well! Thanks to Eric P. for sharing this video of Indy watching last night’s QVC Special. You can watch the entire episode FREE on our website: dumb-industries.com

We dropped some ridiculous new holiday merch last night during The Mary Jo Pehl Show's QVC Special, which is now available to watch FREE on our website at dumb-industries.com! #DumbBlackFriday