When you donate money at a store, the corporation that owns that store gets to write-off that amount which increases their already high profits. Donate directly. Fuck corporations.

Just hearing about this. I kind of want to respec.

losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

Out with #CrimeFightingCat for the walk and the skies are sooo clear. All the satellites in view 🛰🛰🛰

Re: hydrating cats. Got these earlier and tried it out on #CrimeFightingCat

Thierry Henry with the shout out to Cabo Verde, the only team that didn’t lose to Spain

Argentina can have tomorrow, fuck facing Spain in a final for the second time in 2 years. Jesus.

Mon dieu

Just when you think that everything in the world might be shit, along comes Neal to suggest otherwise

At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

Today's 'Driving to Lidl with Fiesta FM' tune youtu.be/TSPjGUuZOXM

🎶 If you’re happy and you know it crap your pants. 🎶

Is it exploding?

The sun is kind of a space heater if you think about it

it's the middle of the night but somehow the world seems a little brighter

I have been expressing desire for an app that alerts me to the presence of pervert glasses in my vicinity. It exists and it's called Nearby Glasses! Immediate download.

I can’t think of the last thing I did where going to sleep didn’t feel like the better option.

When searching for a specific #MST3K episode on YouTube, Project MSTie versions *never* get listed. Have to go to their channel and find it every time. Is there a reason for this I'm missing?

Scientists just found the first-ever name of a Maya astronomer. His name was Sak Tahn Waax, meaning “White-chested Fox.” Maya astronomers have long lived in obscurity, uncredited for their work. Now we finally have a name. #Archaeology #AncientMaya @antiquity.ac.uk 🧪🏺 New at #NationalGeographic

Y'all we need to give the explosive diarrhea a nickname and I feel like we can do it collectively. "The Bobbies?" "RFKaka?" I like RFKaka

Get you a lady who’ll toss you around like she’s a Yellowstone bison.

This hotdog goes really well and I'm loving it until the mayo. What the fuck happens there? Why? So sad. www.instagram.com/reel/DZ-WFi_TpHe

Frère Jacques, frère Jacques, Dormez-MERDE! #MST3K

Moody out tonight, wind promises trouble.

Getting #CrimeFightingCat to drink while it's hot is a bother. However, saw someone mention draining a can of tuna in springwater, then adding as much regular water again gets em drinking and lo, so it does!

Happy Caturday! 😼

Current mood

We can't let the passing of the great Sam Neill go unmarked so I've got a change in programme coming on Wednesday! Stay tuned after todays B-Movie Monday showing to find out! #thefilmcrowd

Do they make a sourdough hotdog bun or is that too much?

“All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in the rain…”

Had a nap and it was really dark, can you have your eyes closed in a dream?

Took a peek, now I want more youtu.be/TNP_unReOpw

We did not agree on every issue. But today, we all mourn the passing of a leader who provided a lot to the community.

#thread 👇🏻

Saw that Live Aid was 41 years ago today and tried to remember how old I was to work out my age back then and was utterly clueless, befuddled, at a loss. Was 10.

"They're doing WHAT in a couple of weeks?!" Calm down dear it's only THE HIDEOUS SUN DEMON tonight with #thefilmcrowd from 8pm!

Remember Channel 4 just broadcasting the big 4 as a placeholder before the channel began proper.

PSA: Mayonnaise is just sandwich lotion

People giving Posh stick here but this is exactly how I watch goals! I do not believe it is a real goal until a few mins have passed for any potential VAR checks and even then I am worried it is somehow not real 👍

Re: Sam Neil. If you want to have a very weird time, watch Possession (1981) tonight. It's on Prime and I think it's among the best films I've ever seen but I've only managed to watch it once as the emotional intensity of it is off the scale.

Live a life where people talk about you after you die like they do Sam Neil.

It's not crunch time yet, Ensign. #StarTrek #STLV

The PSA

I put a new T-Shirt on my shop

Feeling a second breakfast coming on, or Elevensies as Winnie-the-Pooh would excuse it. A Little Chef Olympic Breakfast would hit the spot rn.

there is only one bathroom ready to meet the moment and it is in a vietnamese restaurant in seattle

alright hear me out

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"