You’re So Vain was actually written about Grogu

I wish journalism was still a viable career for me. But all the jobs pay two dollars a year and there are only three jobs at that

Happy Pride from Raytheon and Palantir technologies

Too many people are writing books about “finding joy” for my liking. Like what does that mean? Shut up!!

food is honestly so legit

Nothing i love more than when my nail tech is ALL BUSINESS

"I don't accept that," the mantra of government TDs confronted with unpalatable facts

Having an experience at work where I am asking a man to complete tasks and he is seeing me as an annoying nag bc I’m spotting copy errors. This is genuinely just my job? I need to remain zen

Unfortunately hearing a man whistle does set off my fight or flight response

Really enjoying having Joan of Arc hair everyone should try it

Sometimes if my mood is bad enough the worst thing someone can do is send me a hyperlink and ask me to check something out

If I follow a friends dog account on Instagram this does not mean I want the dog account the follow me back. I know the dog is not posting for itself

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

my ai assistant looked over my calendar and combined a few events to make my day more efficient. so now my adult circumcision is taking place at ruths chris

Something so pathetic about people who speed up only to encounter a red light a block away hahahah u got CUCKED by public safety infrastructure

Shut up

I love not being a man woohoo yessss

Graham Linehan is the human version of a room temperature pre packed egg sandwich purchased in a hospital shop

“it just assissts you in becoming less capable as a human. They brag about being useless without a computer holding their hands.” YES

one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)

Elon Musk is a rare person who might benefit from being kicked by a horse

54 year old man

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: my.uplift.ie/petitions/co... @uplift.ie

Happy World Goth Day. When I was small people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I would say “a goth”

Genuinely watch this about once a month youtu.be/L8MBUZjJX7Y?...

God I love REM are they the best band ever to me….could b

thinking again about how the pitch that Progress Ireland made to their investors was essentially that it'd be super duper easy to gain a lot of influence in Irish politics, just sooo fucking easy, barely any effort

How do I stop letting AI encroachment devastate me I need tips

A good crowd outside Arnotts for the vigil of Yves Sakila

People who still say stuff like “you can’t be racist and Irish” that is patently untrue bc Ireland is a very racist country

there is a really undeniable problem in the fabric of ireland. washed up bertie ahern's comments (& current FF policy) are one thing, but enda kenny managed to be elected *after* making an appallingly racist remark about congo's former leader, patrice lumumba www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/sep/...

People telling Irish people they don’t sound Irish….dún so bhéal my love

Truly, there is no multiple Michelin starred dish, no fabled food of the gods or rare delicacy anywhere on this dreadful, beautiful earth, that can even begin to hold a candle to the unsurpassable heaven of post-operative hospital toast

Very funny to me when people complain about it raining on their holidays. Like, you know that you could die at any time yes?

I do really feel like people who use AI for writing have a frustration because they can’t figure out how to get good at writing, and the only way to get good at writing is to be annoyed and keep writing, but these fuckers don’t want to do that.

This is real life not Pixar, lie your ass down

I am going to need Americans to think about other countries being in the world immediately

Announcement! I have a new YA Horror coming out with @littleislandbooks.bsky.social! It's out this August!

I truly hope more than anything that Bertie Ahern rots in hell

Dirty Talk by Wynter Gordon

Sometimes in history class it would describe some unusual period or state of affairs lasting for like 40 or 50 years and I’d think “people lived most of their lives in a weird historical aberration, what was the like?”. Well it’s been 25 years of post-9/11 and 10 years of Trump so I get it now

What's crazy is that everyone knew this would happen and warned this would happen, and yet if you dared point it out to any members of the government they'd react like a cat whose paw you accidentally stepped on

I fucking hope it does

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

Lord knows I spend my money on ridiculous things just cause they make me happy, but if it's really about liking theme parks they probably wouldn't specify Disney adult. Anyway if I spent all my money on a corp that is censoring gay and trans characters out of its movies I'd keep that to myself!

Speaking of Sinn Féin I have been checking their policy webpage for YEARS waiting for a climate policy to be on there and it just…never is

Sinn Féin continues to ensure I never vote for them ever again. They are increasingly conservative, regressive populists with no clear ideology or recognition of the issues affecting working class people. It is disgusting that they continue to wish to dilute women's rights and bodily autonomy.

The dearth of media literacy thing has been around for a while, but never mind interpreting texts critically, a lot of people now just straight up do not know how to even watch a TV show or movie in the first place anymore.

After rereading Lolita I am looking for similar books about unreliable narrator freaks any recs lmk