Oh class!

Chasing Judith Butler down the street Beatlemania style

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

If there are any execs out there reading this, please, for the love of god, DON'T DO THIS. This may shock you, but professional writers are VERY good at sniffing out AI prose. Better than you. It is deeply alienating and unprofessional. At the very least you can just say nothing like everyone else!!

there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work

Feeling conflicted about this

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

I really have no interest in learning about the manosphere. They want to walk women like dogs and deny me my personhood. Why should we dignify them with an exploration of their motivations? I don’t give a fuck

People who call Wednesday “hump day”…have some dignity!

Courtney Taylor is a classic example of a man who looks like a beautiful dyke don’t we think

bite my tongue into pieces thith hurtth my mouth ith thore

I miss journalism purely bc I’m a nosy bitch

My social skill regression is fabulous actually and I am loving the results

Representing my beliefs

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

Men obsessed with banning abortion the flames of hell are flickering at your feet

Transgress is doing vital work to raise awareness of the failures of Ireland's National Gender Service (NGS) – it's run by volunteers who are currently fundraising to maintain pressure on the NGS/HSE to adopt a better model of care for trans people in Ireland www.idonate.ie/event/Transg...

For some reason guys who look Iike modern day Neil Young love to talk to me is it because I have uncorrected 1970s style teeth

Coffee makes me sleepy. What’s the story

We're all sending the same $100 among each other as the rich get unimaginably richer by the hour.

All my thoughts are intrusive

Thinking about how much of a banger Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters is but those lyrics are crazy

I feel like Bluesky has kind of gotten better in the last while or am I just feeling the compulsion to post more?

There was a time there for a few years when I was giving men in general the benefit of the doubt, but I’m pissed off again! But also more resigned to the fact that some men will just think that I’m a dog who can talk forever and I have to just live among them

I feel like I have been checking my Google Calendar since I was born

Is Last Goodbye by Jeff Buckley a karaoke song or no

Obsessed with stupid men not understanding Lolita at all!!

Lived here long enough to be like yeah Sidney Crosby is hot bc I finally know who he is and well he’s hot

Just remembered when we got a letter from the priest about making our confirmations and it said “kill two birds with one stone” and I was like fuck we have to kill birds??

It’s cool how so many television programs I watched as a young girl featured people getting weighed 😊

So it turns out there’s only one crime you can be arrested for in the UK www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...

Please can something happen to Blair thanks.

Stop showing me that FUCKING monkey I can’t cope with it

#birdbot

I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.

How about Let Piss Handle Your Online Shit and Fuck maybe

Happy Zelda 40th Anniversary 😌

I’m 34 now so a lot of targeted ads are telling me to either get Botox, freeze my eggs, or simply kill myself

Smiling bc of harm befalling British royals

All these guys on the Epstein list look like bog bodies

Not an action and barely a word out of Europe or Canada as the US imposes total blockade, an act of war, on Cuba, with no excuse. Despite normal relations, cultural, diplomatic, and trade with the island. We never believed in sovereignty or international law. Not that US rivals are doing much either

Put! It! Back!

Watched that Pavement doc recently… I simply can’t help but love Stephen Malkmus…when someone can be rude but get away with it due to being funny I unfortunately love it

Crazy how on Twitter I got jobs through posting…now I would need to do front facing camera stuff “…I’m too bashful for that

lol

i dont actually give a shit (or fuck) at all

Aileen Wuornos we need your energy rn 🙏

Nothing I enjoy more than a member of the parasitic British royal family being ARRESTED I am an abolitionist but some people should choke imo

I think I’m allowed judge people using AI for dumbfuck reasons actually

Sometimes you gotta take an edible and try on all the clothes you own in new and fun combos