What if Trump makes Micheál Martin wear The Shoes

For someone who looks down on opera and ballet, the words “Timothée Chalamet” sound like they’re constructed out of opera and ballet

Huge relief to hear nobody was lost. *SUSPECT AT LARGE AFTER ATTACK ON A MICHIGAN SYNAGOGUE: AP *NO DEATHS AFTER ATTACK ON MICHIGAN SYNAGOGUE: AP

It's really funny how Maya Forstater and Julie Bindel spend all their time online fearmongering about how trans people are dangers to women and children yet they went to a stadium full of 10k trans people and nothing at all happened to them. Thanks for the donation, hope you enjoyed the show!

Well done to Who Are We Now? – Northside Partnership for winning at the #STARAwards2026 in the Social Change category, sponsored by @maynoothuniversity.ie#STARAwards2026 ⭐ #SpringIntoLearning #ALF26

I found the world's most unfortunate name for a wrist doctor

The PSNI has a £5.5 million contract with an Israeli company – but won’t release the name or nature of the contract partly because of “national security” concerns It also says releasing the details would likely endanger the safety of individual officers www.ontheditch.com/psni-wont-co...

the man lives in arizona.

now would be a good time for some national football orgs to grow a fucking spine and say they’re going to boycott

you’re right that is embarrassing

Have a fucking nanna nap, you daft racist old bitch.

De Telegraaf, the Netherlands’ largest newspaper, recently published an interview with a woman promoting €1,600 seats on private evacuation flights from Dubai. Bellingcat found that her image was likely AI-generated, and flight data suggests no such plane took off. www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

I was told that a bombing campaign is needed to free her from a fascist government that controls what women can wear.

please, please start with yourself

Well he's just been on such a great run, must be very hard to turn him down

I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so

Me in the presence of gossip, tittle tattle, scandal, scuttlebutt

moving is so embrassing why is my frying pan on the ground

I don't think you can plan a Post™. It's either off-the-cuff or you're melting down and Posting Through It; neither involves foresight or craft.

Most of tiktok/reels/&c. isn't posting. It's the dominant social media right now, by a mile, but most of what's on there is Content Creators clocking in for their full time job at the vertical video factory. That's not posting. Those aren't posts.

I've expanded my understanding of Australians now that I've discovered Aunty Donna.

when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people

What a great update, he is despised by everyone! Remember: don’t give any credit to Republicans for just not liking Trump. Is there anything easier to do?? He’s an unlikeable guy! Anyway sorry to these dogs

Double oven/ had me a blast Double oven/ happened so fast

Posters are the most noble members of the human race. Our contribution should be recognised, both in conversations about today's society and also with a special, extra low tax rate.

Reading something about how (depending on the platform) something like 1% to 10% of people actually post or interact and everyone else just passively scrolls. We need more people to become posters or at least repliers, otherwise we're going to keep getting the same three jokes about coddle forever

If I fell into the Backrooms, I'd just find the exit and go home.

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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Just to reiterate that bombing heritage sites is a war crime.

You little baby. You think I’m thrilled that all podcasts now have a fucking video component? Get a few extra fingers of Dippity Do in there and stop crying

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

The animals on banknotes discourse in the UK is very perplexing to me because I (and many Irish people I suspect) would do anything to get wildlife on our money again. 😢

I know everyone’s fixated on oil, but there’s a really unnecessary war happening with all-too human consequences. That generally seems to me like the best reason to stop it.

I increasingly think the accusation of cowardice on our government's part lets them off the hook too easily, and that it is perfectly reasonable to infer the Taoiseach and Tánaiste just think it's fine for the US to murder Iranian children, given they have repeatedly refused to say it was bad

This is where the real humiliation kink comes in. He asked. They lied out of vanity and we get to see how pathetic they all are.

On TikTok, you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as “Bikini Unalive.” I think society is cooked and we need to destroy the internet.

client feedback in the GenAI era

"Meta bought Moltbook, an almost entirely AI-populated social media platform, for we don't know how much—and we're not completely sure why yet, either" Based on Meta's track record, I'm pretty sure they don't know why, either www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

Hell yeah dude

This right here, this is the good stuff

The problem for America with being a cultural hedgemon is that everyone else understands Americans on a level that you would otherwise need a PhD in cultural studies to attain

listen blue wave, I’ve been staying up at night haunted by Epstein since 2008. I know it’s bad. I do not need to read about rape in literally every set of replies about unrelated topics

Subservience markers. apparently he's got this thing for these shoes and he guesses people's size and orders them and none of them have the balls to say, Oh sorry these don't fit me!

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

Curated by Aisling Prior, and featuring 26 emerging artists with a Fingal connection, part of a series of initiatives for artists to mark Draíocht’s 25th Birthday.

"Undeterred, Mr Crowe now intends to use his own contacts in the Vatican to continue his quest to locate and retrieve the crown of Brian Boru, and he wants the stone bearing the inscription in the chapel removed to see what’s behind it." www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-n...

whenever Cathal Crowe is in the news, I am reminded of two things (1) he is a conspiracy theorist who believes the (non-existent) crown of Brian Boru is hidden in a church in the Vatican whose wall he wants to smash open (2) he is the chair of the Committee on Education and Youth