We need to get rid of the 12 week limit to abortion access for many reasons. But forcing a teenage asylum seeker who is having mental health problems, possibly due to being pregnant, to go to court to access care is abhorrent www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/co...

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do something selfless and VERY VERY FUNNY

bill clinton blowjob scandals came back before the u

the thrill of living is gone

Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.

Trump & Clinton

Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head

Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal

Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't

‘Nothingburger’ is probably the most repulsive American contribution to the English language

Genuinely, I mean this with all my heart, we should be killing more CEOs

its kind of crazy. we're all like "lol these dudes can't spell" and its the correspondence of an international cabal of evil paedophiles who run the world. it's like the matrix said "you are trapped in an evil matrix" and everyone is like, well shit i guess we are.

Ireland scoring against Portugal

This is the best night of my life

For the first time since it's founding there's an actual conspiracy that indicts powerful elites and there are actual documents that actually prove it and Infowars is like "nah"

Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!

the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is

If we beat Hungary Catherine Connolly is giving us Monday off work. Pass it on.

#coybig #speirgorm

Bad week for ageing sex offenders

Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"

I'm told one of youse made that rapist cry is that right

God bless Troy Parrot.

Header of State, is that something

One sporty president and we're suddenly good at football, Catherine Connolly the representative that you are

Did you know that I, in fact, love football

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

Who did it better?

‘How was your first day in office, President Connolly?’ ‘Well, my press office decided to publish a photo of a small girl who apparently wants to kill me, but other than that, it was grand.’

I don’t know at this point if there is enough evident to say “the New York Times, institutionally, was a co-conspirator with Epstein” but it’s basically beyond doubt at this point that at least one employee of the paper were co-conspirators and used their position at the paper to help affect that

doing this next week 😎🦇

CLARIFICATION FOR SUBMISSIONS The subject of the roast need not be Irish; the important thing is that the roast comes from an Irish person

So what ARE you allowed to wear in Ireland?

Two legends, one photo

Went for coffee with mate wearing short sleeve short under suit jacket. Took off jacket in cafe and my mate says to waitress, "I'll have a latte, I don't know what Sipowicz here wants though!"

i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway. The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

spotted at inauguration 🚨 linda kavanagh and gerard craughwell… sending this to deux moi

Two legends, one photo