thicc autistic girl got that infodumpy??

god I really am quite bloody resilient these days hey? when did that happen???

My favorite part of coders being like “the code coming out of dubisAI is next level man” is that they think I’m just going to assume they’re talented coders and not the more likely option; idiots who get a pass for their insane spaghetti code because they’re white guys who leverage their authority

1:1 with manager to reify this in 10min 🙏

people really do just be saying shit sometimes

polyamorous ovarian syndrome. is this anything

doing inverse kinematics in your head is hard

actually it's normal for shoulders to keep falling out of their socket and spines to go crunch every time you move

entire body is falling apart bc of the storm front approaching, ow :(

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

only discovered I forgot to book in for pilates today when I got to the studio and my name wasn't on the sign in list 😌

critical question: if you were to use a standalone bidet, what's the protocol for not making any mess as you transfer from toilet to bidet?

I don't mean to alarm you but if you're punching down on sex workers and disabled folk, you're a conservative by default! You don't get a choice sorry.

we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told

One day a tech evangelist will invent paying your staff a wage.

people keep referring to Andrew Taylor as Taylor and frankly I don't think he deserves that level of respect

rotisserie chicken, the eternal food. served from the spit since times immemorial wherever travelers go and crowds gather. we crave that which exhibits slow rotation around a stable axis, for it Reminds us

absolutely nailed a massively busy work day, cooked both lunch and dinner with enough left over for 3 more meals of each, dishwasher loaded and on, washing machine loaded and scheduled for the morning, just gonna change the sheets and call it a day 😌

All I have to say is

Here we go, then! #itson #libspill #auspol

I still fondly remember Libspill 2018, I was in Sydney for a conference and spent the whole day finishing both my honours thesis proposal and my conference presentation and kept getting distracted by the news

MUP deserves our unreserved contempt forever and ever but hey this is a rare bit of good news for Aus arts.

why did past me plan to do a lamb shoulder roast for lunch??? it's 31 (feels like 35) outside this is NOT the weather to have the oven on for an hour

woke up 2.5 hours early and never got back to sleep so now I'm so tired I wanna cry and I've got a super busy work day ahead 😭

We cannot ignore what we can see with our own eyes. This was state violence. And the blame lies with the NSW Labor government for attempting to shut down legitimate protest, and the federal Labor government who invited the head of a state committing genocide to our shores.

change is a kind of motion where instead of just dancing in spatial dimension you're drawing patterns in meaning

all the stuff coming out of the NSW Herzog protests is so deeply fucked, can't wait to see how this gets spun

"I think your expectations of sluts are too high" - my darling husband

my best friend who very much tries to avoid politics and doesn't stay informed about things is the representative for her work's enterprise bargaining and I'm SO proud of her ngl, she's killing it

The world is so much poorer for not having Jon Kudelka in it

Oh man fucking hell. Vale Jon Kudelka. RIP to a real one. A giant of political toons and one of the great posters too. Sincere condolences to all his loved ones, I know many of you knew him well. What a loss.

Bones rewatch update: NOOOOOO SWEETS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I am, as always, unbelievably proud to be the remarkable woman I am today 🥰

when i bite i deal holy damage

"free love and all, but keep it pg13 guys, just pals having fun" — bartender catching me straddling a hot boy while we make out

I can wholeheartedly recommend making out with a hot boy

cuties.cloud PDS real????

Costar you don't know just how right you are and how apt it is that this is my horoscope today 🥰

I wonder if any of the large atproto service providers have considered Apache Pulsar as a storage backend

got sudden nerve pain in my foot, it made me flinch, when I flinched I slipped a rib, then I couldn't help laugh at the cascade of pain, which then hurt the slipped rib, which made me laugh again, which hurt more ow 😌

very sad to report I am out of weed until Monday 😢

I love undermining the enforced hierarchy at work by using consensus based decision making to give myself a promotion 😌

there's not enough time in the day for all the worrying I wanna do about the people I care about

shout out to a surgical procedure in which your own tissue is used to create functional, natural-appearing, sensate female genitalia, including a vaginal canal

need to be tied up and overstimmed while my throat gets fucked hard

Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources

we have 4 days

it's 2016. overwatch comes out. it's 2026. overwatch comes out.