THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

Jesus Christ.

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

Deep Impact is one of the very few movies whose porn parody director really wished they didn't have to think up a new title

I'm reading this book and realizing that it's very funny when an author who clearly does not want to talk about Nazis chooses early 20th century academia as their history topic

I fucking knew it

Is AI making job recruitment less meritocratic? We're getting some v interesting research studies on this question now, and the news is... not good. @jburnmurdoch.ft.com & I dive in, in the latest edition of our newsletter The AI Shift www.ft.com/content/e5b7...

mine might be that the minimum voting age should be somewhere around like. twelve.

the same goes for parentheses, and I don't give a single flying fuck what strunk and white have to say about this

oh cool, Caltrain's going to allow tapping with credit cards directly soon

today I learned that Euclid was blind for a large part of his life and had 13 children

ah yes. morning. the time of day when I mourn the sleep I've lost.

guess who's moving to Leaflet and taking her nonsense with her

me when I've grown bored of all of my logistics videogames

it is impossible for any centralized moderation system to scale. as the number of actors a single entity takes responsibility for grows, the fraction of those actors who at last partly disagree with that entity also grows.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

me yesterday: look, Chuck Schumer is an incompetent dipshit, but somehow he’s played the shutdown semi-functionally because his opponents are even stupider today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted should have known better

The ADL is having a Mamdani meltdown: defector.com/the-adl-is-h...

it's kinda wild how much programming I can get done from my phone now

@aminal_crossing on ig was banned for posting this

unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness

Chatted with an OG Internet guy at the @atproto.boston meetup today. Asked him about the last time he saw so much community excitement and engagement for a protocol. He said http and html.

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this is a truly incredible article that's made me realize I'm not being petty enough in my life

Kind of cool that on a day that the site is celebrating democracy, the AT protocol community is at IETF helping to form shared governance for the specs!

so many good pictures out there

Just going to save this to use as a reaction image whenever someone comes out as trans

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

And we're a wrap on the "pre-BoF" as part of the process of hoping to be accepted as a Working Group at the IETF Thanks all who came in person to #ATProto_MTL #IETF124, and participated remotely.

"Here we believe in standing up for those we love, whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women Trump has fired, a single mom waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with your back against the wall. Your struggle is ours too."

they were playing “don’t go breaking my heart” lmao

I’m going to piss myself laughing

dick cheney: “i’ll die before i see a socialist america” the monkey with the lathe of heaven: 🐵🖕

the only songs i've heard from the cuomo live stream are "hooked on a feeling" and "escape" and so i am forced to conclude they put on Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol. 1

GOOD. FUCKING. NIGHT.

"So to Donald Trump, if you are watching, and I know you are... I have four words for you. TURN THE VOLUME UP" *Loud cheers*

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]

congratulations to cuomo's 13 (probably more) survivors on getting to watch this man get humiliated so thoroughly in front of the entire world yet again

the vibe in NYC suggests a Zohran-related baby boom in nine months.

spend all year fucking with federal employees, see what happens to The State Exclusively Populated By Federal Employees

this is a *ton* of work. very impressed, and I think it will really pay off in the long run, in terms of having a codebase that folks can understand, operate, and hack on

Bluesky rn

Zohran beginning his victory speech by quoting Eugene Debs is a fucking baller move

"yes, aunties" lmfao zohran

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it