It’s clear these changes missed the mark, so we’re rolling them back. We’ll be working on a solution that better balances the varying needs of all our users and will provide more information before we roll out additional changes.

tummy hurt :(

GUYS WHY DID THE STUPID SHEEP MURDER MYSTERY MOVIE MAKE ME CRY??

gonna watch "Knives Out but with sheep" today

every public wifi network is like Will you be bound to me? Do you agree to serve me and submit to me? By continuing you consent to become my blade eternal, to strike down my enemies until the sun winks out in ten billion years

"Person of Interest was a show that was far ahead of its time" "What, because of its depictions of mass surveillance capitalism and AI?" "No, lesbian operative4operative representation."

*giggles and twirls a finger through my hair* haha god, I'm such a bimbo *stumbles over completely flat and obstacle-free ground and a book of mathematical philosophy falls out of my bag*

*banging on a war drum* the mutuals feed should also show me reposts if both the reposter and repostee are my mutuals!!

if a math textbook includes the words "Friendly Introduction" in the title that means it's going to fuck you up

everyone wants to Modernize the Curriculum around AI but nobody wants to swap calculus for linear algebra in high school math

we should teach weighted digraphs in elementary school just in case the kids ever run into niche applications of graph theory like (squints) google maps or youtube shorts

just heard a CS lecturer use the question "imagine you have a big directed graph - okay, why would you care about a big directed graph?" and was utterly baffled until I remembered that most other programmers do not work on build tooling

longing for the bygone days of 2015 when reading an AI textbook at lunch was just something that made me a bit quirky instead of something that gave a wide and diverse collection of very annoying people reason to be casually judgemental

one thing I do like about having a computer job is that it's always at least a little stupid

sigh

incredible paper title

"Alright so Who's got uranium, What's got plutonium, and I Don't Know's got thorium,"

do not fuck gentle into that good night

my 💕FUTURE WIFE💕 made some immaculate minestrone. I say future wife because when she cooks like that... you know what you got to do, amirite fellows? Maybe I ask @notjack.space for paw in marriage... after I'm done with soup though🙂‍↕️. There's a proper order to these things

solution: be erdos!

oh fuck oh no migraine attack save me fluffy comforter

MRI techs 🤝 the fae strongly prefer that you have no metal on you

"Athens in Ancient Greece was like an all you can rape buffet for this man" - my partner, Summer, about Zeus

what if I got a lambda cube tattoo haha jk unless?

eternal sunshine of the GDPR compliant mind

I got a new Sound Cylinder (bluetooth speaker) and it's pink and cute and I like it :3

I should arrange my life so that it contains more pound cake

this rideshare driver is exclusively playing music from the soundtracks of the lord of the rings and dune

I'm fluffy today

I wish I spent more time teaching

I joined the @racket-lang.org IRC channel on freenode

I don't know how to explain this but big floppy witch hats are transfemme culture

I’m sorry I only accept Taylor Lorenz-initiated discourses if she’s posting them on here. we must to stop relying on imported discourses from hostile foreign powers like X Dot Com to fuel our posting wars, as a matter of Bluesky national security and poster sovereignty

thinking about degenerate polyhedra again

me when I'm making last minute plan changes in the carpool group text

good morning

it blows my mind that the company Public Investing exists and hasn't been sued into oblivion it's Robinhood plus an AI agent that picks stocks for you

alright that's probably the best nonfiction book title I've ever encountered

today I learned about this wacky shit

good morning

mathematician DESTROYED by ACADEMIC FOOTNOTE, click to find out more

seems like valuable information these days, for no reason in particular

would you like to learn about the most german thing ever

hey nerds check out this book I got

show of hands: do you think "intellectual soulmates" are a thing

all "prompt engineering" posts to me sound like "try again but add 'please' to the end of your request. If that doesn't work, try 'pretty pretty please'"

the green shell is the worst mario kart item because it represents false hope

my shoulder hurts so much today :(((

the deed is done. I am now More Logical. look out world.

"now, I'm just a simple country software engineer,"