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guy reading the “mapparium” wikipedia page while eating the mapparium

i originally typed 70lb doberman but apparently dobermans are “medium-large” dogs with an average weight of 88-99lbs. ok! i mean idk how much larger they can get at that point but ok!

i would simply not walk my dog in the street where it can lunge at cyclists. but i guess if your dog lunges at cyclists it might not be safe to walk in the sidewalk either!!

here’s my baby boyyyy he’s a 90lb doberman and he’s reactive as fuck :) we go on walks though the park every day ❤️ oh sorry he lunged at you! oh sorry he’s barking! it’s ok that he’s tugging so aggressively that i almost fell over, i’ve got one hand halfheartedly on the leash!

remember this mnemonic: “codesign then copy, hammer droppy. copy then codesign, always runsfine” :)

so basically ferns & moss #1

typography like this is honestly all i ever wanted from mathematics arxiv.org/abs/2509.18456

it never takes them 2 business days to *add* me to the marketing email lists i ask not to be added to

the puppygirls are out getting walked on leashes again, springtime has arrived in seattle!!! 🥰

my name is: Roomba my hobby is: stuck in bathroom :(

well that is maybe the worst github fuckup ive ever seen

kind of a fantastic example of the way psychiatry is seen as a disciplinary/corrective instrument & as a mechanism for enforcing the hegemonic status quo. if you say something annoying it’s because your brain is physically diseased and a doctor should Fix you regardless of consent

all automation systems less advanced than the ones I like are Basic Technology, all automation systems more advanced than the ones I like are Exploitative Schemes, and all automation systems exactly as advanced as the ones I like are Cool Research

wild to see anyone but especially tech workers fighting against automation itself. what industry do these people think they’re in?

i hate whoever at apple made macs connect to bluetooth devices extremely aggressively WHILE THEYRE ASLEEP

im sorry but no longer how long i live my brain will never expand gbp to anything except 'german british pounds'

fuck this

neighbor on 4th floor patio pour water on me 👍

“all men marine layer” why have you done this to me

(chicken jockey voice) thetaaa deltaaaaaa

Fair Gwendolyn is a wild name for a dog ngl

anyone who says rust enables fearless concurrent can debug my deadlocks

why does my rent go up 10% during february

they should make a my feet that don’t hurt so much when i stand on them

i fall while lead climbing but i’m just a tiny mouse so i slip straight through the carabiner and plummet to my death

leadership did return-to-office because yelling at your employees is less effective over zoom

i really bought 64gb of ddr5 for $200 on september 27, 2025, totally clueless. just looked it up, same model costs $900 now

anyways inject estrogen

guy who sees escher drawings and goes “ugh, obvious ai slop, none of the perspective is even right”

ARRRGRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"cisgender" is such a funny concept just on its face. if you like the sexgender you were coercively assigned at birth you can keep it

transition could have saved her !!!

ME: i would pay any amount of money for this service, if only it existed PROFESSIONAL: hi. i do the service. it starts at $800 ME: oh

it is so easy to ragepost

i cannot believe “physically shake your phone like a tambourine” is the best thing the apple geniuses could come up with to mean “undo”

from now on when some fuckin seattleite tries to convince me that 55 is “warm” and 70 is “hot” im just going to take a deep breath and consult the objective arbiter of reality that is the weatherspark temperature chart

remember solar roadways?

from reading the nasa press releases and the endless celebrations on here, it appears that Science is something that happens when you give boeing and lockheed and northrop grumman billions of dollars

least chauvinist nasa commentator

it’s warm outside. i lived bitch

????

ok can someone explain to me what the fuck a "non-standard bolt" is

amazon tech lead announcing how their team is going to ship a three-quarter project in a single quarter: By The Power of Service Oriented Architecture and This Gun I Found,

linker errors i’m afraid

wait, is “bit” a portmanteau of “binary digit”??

honestly an amazing summary of haskell’s worst pitfalls. now if only someone could give them like $10milly to fix it all………….

how much do you think a krazam ad spot costs

>16:9 monitor >every doc i read has 2/3 of the screen blank so the lines aren’t unreadably long >turn monitor sideways >all software has nested sidebars making the lines unusably short