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3 days ago
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my new bot posts random items from seattle libraries! check it out, thereās a huge variety of weird and cool stuff in there
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3 days ago
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guy reading the āmappariumā wikipedia page while eating the mapparium
5 days ago
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i originally typed 70lb doberman but apparently dobermans are āmedium-largeā dogs with an average weight of 88-99lbs. ok! i mean idk how much larger they can get at that point but ok!
11 days ago
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i would simply not walk my dog in the street where it can lunge at cyclists. but i guess if your dog lunges at cyclists it might not be safe to walk in the sidewalk either!!
11 days ago
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hereās my baby boyyyy heās a 90lb doberman and heās reactive as fuck :) we go on walks though the park every day ā¤ļø oh sorry he lunged at you! oh sorry heās barking! itās ok that heās tugging so aggressively that i almost fell over, iāve got one hand halfheartedly on the leash!
11 days ago
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remember this mnemonic: ācodesign then copy, hammer droppy. copy then codesign, always runsfineā :)
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11 days ago
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so basically ferns & moss #1
12 days ago
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typography like this is honestly all i ever wanted from mathematics
arxiv.org/abs/2509.18456
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A Fast, Strong, Topologically Meaningful and Fun Knot Invariant
In this paper we discuss a pair of polynomial knot invariants $Ī=(Ī,Īø)$ which is: * Theoretically and practically fast: $Ī$ can be computed in polynomial time. We can compute it in full on random kn...
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.18456
15 days ago
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it never takes them 2 business days to *add* me to the marketing email lists i ask not to be added to
15 days ago
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the puppygirls are out getting walked on leashes again, springtime has arrived in seattle!!! š„°
15 days ago
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my name is: Roomba my hobby is: stuck in bathroom :(
15 days ago
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well that is maybe the worst github fuckup ive ever seen
16 days ago
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kind of a fantastic example of the way psychiatry is seen as a disciplinary/corrective instrument & as a mechanism for enforcing the hegemonic status quo. if you say something annoying itās because your brain is physically diseased and a doctor should Fix you regardless of consent
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17 days ago
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Jacqueline
17 days ago
all automation systems less advanced than the ones I like are Basic Technology, all automation systems more advanced than the ones I like are Exploitative Schemes, and all automation systems exactly as advanced as the ones I like are Cool Research
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wild to see anyone but especially tech workers fighting against automation itself. what industry do these people think theyāre in?
17 days ago
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i hate whoever at apple made macs connect to bluetooth devices extremely aggressively WHILE THEYRE ASLEEP
18 days ago
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im sorry but no longer how long i live my brain will never expand gbp to anything except 'german british pounds'
20 days ago
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fuck this
20 days ago
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neighbor on 4th floor patio pour water on me š
20 days ago
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āall men marine layerā why have you done this to me
20 days ago
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(chicken jockey voice) thetaaa deltaaaaaa
21 days ago
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Fair Gwendolyn is a wild name for a dog ngl
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21 days ago
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anyone who says rust enables fearless concurrent can debug my deadlocks
22 days ago
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why does my rent go up 10% during february
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24 days ago
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they should make a my feet that donāt hurt so much when i stand on them
25 days ago
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i fall while lead climbing but iām just a tiny mouse so i slip straight through the carabiner and plummet to my death
26 days ago
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leadership did return-to-office because yelling at your employees is less effective over zoom
27 days ago
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i really bought 64gb of ddr5 for $200 on september 27, 2025, totally clueless. just looked it up, same model costs $900 now
27 days ago
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anyways inject estrogen
28 days ago
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guy who sees escher drawings and goes āugh, obvious ai slop, none of the perspective is even rightā
28 days ago
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ARRRGRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29 days ago
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"cisgender" is such a funny concept just on its face. if you like the sexgender you were coercively assigned at birth you can keep it
29 days ago
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transition could have saved her !!!
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30 days ago
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ME: i would pay any amount of money for this service, if only it existed PROFESSIONAL: hi. i do the service. it starts at $800 ME: oh
30 days ago
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it is so easy to ragepost
about 1 month ago
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i cannot believe āphysically shake your phone like a tambourineā is the best thing the apple geniuses could come up with to mean āundoā
about 1 month ago
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from now on when some fuckin seattleite tries to convince me that 55 is āwarmā and 70 is āhotā im just going to take a deep breath and consult the objective arbiter of reality that is the weatherspark temperature chart
about 1 month ago
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remember solar roadways?
about 1 month ago
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from reading the nasa press releases and the endless celebrations on here, it appears that Science is something that happens when you give boeing and lockheed and northrop grumman billions of dollars
about 1 month ago
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least chauvinist nasa commentator
about 1 month ago
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itās warm outside. i lived bitch
about 1 month ago
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????
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about 1 month ago
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ok can someone explain to me what the fuck a "non-standard bolt" is
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
samantha porter bridges
Jacqueline
about 1 month ago
amazon tech lead announcing how their team is going to ship a three-quarter project in a single quarter: By The Power of Service Oriented Architecture and This Gun I Found,
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linker errors iām afraid
about 1 month ago
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wait, is ābitā a portmanteau of ābinary digitā??
about 1 month ago
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honestly an amazing summary of haskellās worst pitfalls. now if only someone could give them like $10milly to fix it allā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
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about 1 month ago
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how much do you think a krazam ad spot costs
about 1 month ago
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>16:9 monitor >every doc i read has 2/3 of the screen blank so the lines arenāt unreadably long >turn monitor sideways >all software has nested sidebars making the lines unusably short
about 1 month ago
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