Drug me and fuck my throat tuesday or some shit idk

FLIGHT STEWARD: is there a doctor on board?! ME: I’m a doctor of business administration STEWARD: the RASM/CASM spread on this flight is extremely narrow ME: CASM inflation is inevitable especially during high fuel prices, I would restructure for high revenue passengers

"No preemption victims found" gets so horny I pass out

wait how do people think vibe coding works lmao

Drug me and rape me sun- Ah you know what never mind this isn't hitting the same anymore

I love thinking that I should make this account somewhat more professional and then going "I should post the video of me jerking off while wearing a muzzle"

It's drug me and rape me Friday

She's just like me

White people are into chastity because it fulfills their primal desire to embrace the carceral state in every area of life

what if i just

telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does

My body every single moment of every single day

oomfs think i'm a princess :) *remembers they are communist* uh oh

smoke too many cigarettes tuesday

As a trans woman in mathematics every day is a day of visibility

They should invent a game that I can be engaged enough with to play while I work but not so engaged that I end up getting nothing done

I think I would look really good kneeling in devotion in front of a beautiful woman

Posting old photos of my body on here will continue until morale improves

an unassuming but notable highlight was the shrine and memorial. incredibly beautiful experience. my heart is full of love and my body is so sore.

yea

They're mentioned hypnosis 3 times this episode I think the writers have a thinly veiled fetish

Getting bottom surgery only to continue telling everyone that I exclusively top would be a great bit

There are not "math people" and "not math people." School math represents a sliver of mathematics as a discipline, and there is a lot more in there that the so called "not math people" could really dig and be good at.

I still think it's really funny I got a signalis tattoo on my ass when I've never played the game

x x x x x x x x

Has anyone fucked around with hydroxyprogesterone depot injections asking for a friend

Hey does anyone want to conduct some research

I'm monogamous and possessive so beautiful women can cheat on me

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

I chose a really good time to put a pause on my transgender slut jet-setting lifestyle

Reminder that this exists

Conformal quantile regression would be a beautiful name for a girl

Exhibitionist getting hard when she reads the "114 people noticed you" email from linkedin

i need to feed a tranced out puppy 20mg of cialis as a """treat""" and then proceed to force it to rut against my feet for the next hour while I ignore its existence please god if i can have nothing else please grant me this

i lowkey thought this was a rave poster

I don't have "10 years of estrogen-induced erectile dysfunction" I just don't have any older women calling me a stupid boy who can't fuck properly

Girl who gets off to censored porn jerking it to a rothko painting

(self destructive urges voice) I should buy another watch

"You're so princess coded" okay so depose me then???

Accidentally became important and now slack notifications are ruining my life

My behavior at the club was not representative of my values or who I am as a person

DNA is not even the hard part of computational biology tbh

Once again normal about the concept of being restrained and forcibly declawed

What's the over/under on gallup axing this question too

(bpd voice) if my gf truly loved me she would have drugged & raped me by now

Everyone thinks I'm very smart because I have a math degree but if anything it's made me dramatically stupider

when are they gonna find a cure

Holy fuck I did not realize overleaf is limiting the number of collaborators on documents for free users now