my advice to young trans women is to never kill yourself because once u hit thirty every trans woman ten years younger then u will want to call u mommy . the sex will be mid

worked out for the first time since my aborted suicide attempt award 👍

oh that's interesting. usually when adult children break contact with their abusive parents, the parents are quiet, demure, and reflective. i've never heard of them cajoling/bribing corrupt or impressionable journal editors to slander their own flesh and blood in the press out of callow spite

I will never let another app suck up the phone numbers of all my friends and if you do too, I'm mad at you also like most of my friends I don't even haver their phone numbers? like who am I gonna find with this, my dad? my boss?

girls love sleeping on me. I'm undeniably one of the comfiest mother fuckers around

it's surprising growing up how often I heard "go take a long walk on a short pier" given the real lack of piers in the dtx area

control is a great game for people who identify (sexually or otherwise) as a Service Weapon

my favorite wrapped thing :) actually amazing that QAA beat out AMCA this year, I wouldn't have guessed that at all

Fishing mini game.

People underestimate the podcast game. I love a game that you can listen to a podcast while you play it. it's like I can double how efficiently I'm consuming garbage

while you were "in the club" "raving", I was was at the office, practicing Python, Linear, Unity, and React 😌

"should video games have stories" "do you need hormones to be a woman" jesus fucking christ are we literally doomed to have the same goddamn 5 arguments online for the rest of our lives? is that it? I've been on the internet almost my entire life and I legitimately am getting so tired of all this

fuck

it's unfortunate that cognitive distortions are roughly shaped and taste like capri sun packets because that shit does give me exactly the kind of tummyache that I always got at the pool as a kid

friendly reminder that christmas kink ("sexy santa," etc) is just age regression for cis people

this game is great but the community is truly past the point of self-parody

now that knifes out 3 is out proper i am reiterating my belief that there should be like 50 benoit blanc movies. they should have a columbo-esque legacy of running on sunday afternoons when their millennial audience all starts hitting 60.

I do dearly miss the sun...

practicing dbt communication skills today

corn an unexpected goat this year tbh

sometimes when I'm in therapy my dog insists on getting in my lap and gets very alert, ears perked and watching everywhere. I think she's worried about why being at the computer is making me so upset

I used to write and make commercials so I always assume I'll know the punchline from the setup but this one got me good. What a lovely, lovely spot.

They Made Me Think I Could Wish Things Into The World

When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.

much as I enjoyed Now You See Me (in the fun slop sense because it is truly an awful movie) it's wild the public continues to believe that hypnosis is literal magical mind control? the idea that a mentalist is literally a psychic who can make anyone do anything is a real thing americans believe

the mounting evidence that I have a cat allergy is really starting to get to be concerning,,, I say as I scrub my legs raw and take several benadryl because a cat sat on them for .2 seconds

ENTREPRENEUR JOKER ON SHARK TANK: do you wanna know how I got these products

MISRAAKS ON RADIO: Greetings, Eva. I have viewed your Dawning drama “Home Alone”. This hatchling, Kevin…small and overlooked in his clutch, he nevertheless shows great ingenuity and courage…and rage. In this way he reminds me of my Eido. You were correct—I found it humorous when he screamed.

y'all aren't even eating a block of marinated tofu on a burger bun with mustard and it shows

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

I'm at the club and everyone is being so nice to me and they're playing skrillex this night rules

Given how much political discourse over the past few days has been dominated by parsing emails in order to better speculate about the depraved sexual inclinations of financial and political elites, I have to admit that Pizzagaters won culturally, even if they were wrong in the specifics.

honestly nice of nintendo to save me $70 when I'm not employed atm

about seven years ago I wrote a story about people making AI simulacra of their partners and close family to keep with them all the time because it's considered more polite than calling or texting the actual people,, I really wish I'd actually published that now

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

practicing dbt communication skills today

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

a guy came up to me at an event the other day and gave me this crystal necklace that he made? for free? he said it "called" to me. idk what this means

lmao absolutely wild headline www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/11/...

I didn't expect that when announced that I quit my job to a room of my friends that there would be cheers and raucous applause, but I feel like I should forward the recording to my former HR Department

being trans and polyamorous has me doing things i never thought i would do (caring whether or not someone else’s dog likes me)

ryan is right ARC is the most unc game imaginable and I fucking love it

I desperately want to love everyone in the world with my entire heart, to spend every minute of every hour that I'm physically able making people feel happier and cared for. this is basically the thesis for me entire life and I truly feel like I'm the "I can't hug every cat" girl most of the time

passed a road crew re-painting the lane lines today and this guy on my bus started loudly going off about "what a waste of money" and I'm like?? so true Bostonians LIKE there being no marks on the road.......

sorry babe, I only fuck to mid-2000s eurodance now