summertime, baby!!!!

current vibe

they put greebles on my forerunner architecture. GREEBLES www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MxB...

people not understanding The Treachery of Images, literally one of the simplest examples of metatextual art ever created, will never not tickle me

every time my TV says "entering game mode" I'm like yeah. me too buddy

he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

Nowadays they’d call Gone Home walkingslop

political correctness gone mad :(

hope you brought urine!

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

if you were a really hungry guy and only ate code, claude could be your chef

unironically want to do this though

one must imagine lance stroll happy

I FEEL ALIVE

nobody’s ready to talk about how “childhood sweethearts” are so incest-coded

maybe this one is too specific

this is unironically one of the reasons I love using a dishwasher. endless optimization!!!

it’s so important sometimes to remember that others are dealing with the same problems you are. the most beautiful trans woman you know? yes, even *he* struggles with dysphoria

godspeed to whichever of my coworkers just put their 6am shift up as available to claim at 11:30pm the night before

I will also be there 😌

I can’t believe I was only just now made aware of this incredible yoda clip

Bizarre promotional flipbook distributed in 2003 as part of Nintendo's "Who Are You?" marketing campaign, featuring inspirational text alongside a sequence of images of a person transforming into Donkey Kong.

"...and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

legitimately wish people that I talked to mainly on discord would start using something else because discord just keeps getting worse and worse. unfortunately everything else is so bad that by "something else" I really just mean signal

me as a child: I hate the selenitic age, I never want to play the selenitic age again me as an adult, going birding: ahh fuck

Titanium Court is so cool and I'm enjoying it so much you gotta play it if you like goofy fun shit

i think ppl forget how many hit pieces were put out about how millennials were "killing" boomer restaurants bc we liked our food to taste good

Food Processor gotta be the worst named appliance of all time. Could be literally anything in the kitchen.

Crazy to think that Haruhi was over ten years ago

“everyone has scabies” is really not the turn I expected 2026 to take

“my t girl isn’t good with handwriting” what the fuck is this cis woman talking about

Twenty years of banging out the tunes

eating berries on the bus feeling especially like a fox

spacex really has lowered our standards because this rocket launch legit had me saying “oh wow it didn’t explode”

happy trans day of having the most fuckable hips

dopamine-seeking tuesday

using the word “housewife” but as in the same meaning as “workwife”, like an emotionally close non-romantic friend that you only see at home. I feel like a lot of people would relate to this

is that good

It's drug me and rape me Thursday

type of woman who's good at absurdist humor because she's so autistic that she just never understood what anyone was talking about for most of her childhood

unexpected encouragement from a sink at this restaurant

wow I love the icy terror that shoots through my veins when I get a 2fa request that I didn't ask for

I love warm weather

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

women always say they'd be a great dead wife in a dead wife montage but they never want to get hit by my car

Guy about to shoot a baby: any first words

spending almost 9 hours watching twin peaks in one go at a movie theater confirms that it is, in fact, basically a perfect season of television