sorry babe, I only fuck to mid-2000s eurodance now

I do think busses will start to be automated in the next few years, but I think it's going to be a massive disaster for a lot of the communities that rely on them. so much of the process is analog and social. but you know what is really easy to automate? TRAINS. BUILD TRAINS ALREADY

thought about new boot goofing again and the much funnier bit that follows it

it should be noted, because a lot of people don't seem to realize; the F1 TV app will still be available, just bundled with Apple TV subscription instead of a standalone sub

People hating on the vcarb livery for Austin are FOOLS this thing looks amazing

i have wonderful news

People used to have inside jokes, but now they "do bits" this is because of computers

calling hr to find out if kemmer is covered under fmla

Revelation 3:16 be like

depression indicator

really respect lewis hamilton for taking care of his dog. i feel like a lot of celebrities treat animals as playthings or accessories. or they buy an expensive breed and treat it as a status symbol. but he seemingly cared about his dog like a member of his family.

making the desire for a lack of precarity into nostalgia is already a displaced emotion, so it's pretty easy to just displace it further into supporting fascist ideology. "I miss when Walmart had a fish tank" no you miss having free time and your every need being taken care of dipshit

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

yo it fucking rules that they're making a new Let it Die!!! and this one isn't free-to-play!! The original was a super underrated souls/rogue like/lite thing and I'm so here for another one www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMwZ...

I suspect most people under 40 don't realize how much money ICE is spending on ads these days. in an hour on break at work, I counted at least 5 ICE recruitment ads on TV, which are like 50% scaremongering about "illegals" and 50% advertising the "voluntary deportation" program

when I text my friends about the latest episode of star trek

"with a donation of 35 yuan, you can sponsor a stupid gweilo child. think of it: for the price of 7 coffees, you can give this baizuo child a standard of living almost equivalent to the poorest rural chinese"

my girlfriend's other partner always brings its annoying over-the-top hsts rationalist gf to game nights and yes, she sucks🙄but she also makes the best vegan potato salad ever and always passes out by 10pm anyway

I still join websites early whether I plan to use them or not just so I have an early join date. this is, I think, a very millennial internet trauma

call my dick "transmisogyny" the way she's internalizing it

this is why you never kill yourself. every day you stay alive is another chance to watch an enemy get liveleaked

What always makes me raise an eyebrow about scepticism towards phasing out fossil fuels is that it's inevitable. They're going to run out. Much of that oil needs to used for vital stuff like medical supplies anyway. This is just something we will have to do. Why even question it?

Hollow Point USA lmfao

people are always like "no bro the amulet is perfectly safe in small amounts" but that's like after their 12th hour into an amulet sesh and I'm like 🙄 okay bro this is why you're banned from r/noamulets

I've sent my top man for the job

being around "normal" coworkers all day is seriously making me more doomerpilled faster than any number of dumbfucks posting online tbh

It's like they say in a laboratory trying to come up with every conceivable reason for Tron fans not to go see the new Tron movie.

What a year 1927 was for film.

europe also has seen an increase over the last several years in *autonomous* public transit systems (following china's lead), so the entire point of them "falling behind" you really gotta squint to make

Eon Productions: we've just turned in another one. yeah mate. absolutely fucking dogshit. whole movie was written to setup a pussy joke. didnt even put a car chase in it this time David Arnold:

it turns out baseball might be a fun sport, you guys

this is taking too long aaaaaa

wow,, they made a beautiful woman into a chair 🥴

It's actually so funny that you have a cloth mother and I have a wire mother. No im like not even mad it's literally just funny. No like I love her cold metal frame. Yeah I got used to it really quick and actually I like it even better than I would like cloth mother I think. No like actually

it's honestly an infuriating double standard that when trans girls fly all over the world to fuck their oomfies it's "cool" and "lesbian culture" but when cis men do it it's "sex tourism"??? 🙄

deedra meero / syril karn coffee shop AU where she pulls the most appalling incinerated shots you've ever tasted and he spends the entirety of every chapter having a panic attack in the bathroom

lmao Kojima

this is beautiful

I think when I go to my friend's party later I'm going to figure out where the playlist is and add "Mamma Mia" by Abba like 50 times

starting a band of all trans women called "failsons"

I know im approximately 14 years late to the party but I just watched the 2011 Canada GP and hey what the FUCK

requiring electrolysis before vaginoplasty is just another type of medical gatekeeping and I will die on this hill

damn y'all ever heard of this band "Abba"? turns out they got some fuckin bops

Colin's JC Denton posts are so perfect because I always hear them in his voice

being airtight would fix me

found out someone at work is going around telling people "you know she's a trans, right?" which sucks but also, idk how exactly anyone is gonna be learning new information? y'all, I'm six feet tall and have blue hair, what did you think my gender was

imagine you're trying to flirt with some bitch and this is how your eyes react looks

incredible that, despite holding 25% of the marketshare for all operating systems, that windows has had the most garbage dogshit emoji support in the world

I want to say I'd be a good river spirit but facts are I'm far too much a woman-about-town to stick to a single river. I guess I just like the idea of being huge and giving lost dumb boys quests