By 2050, the only way for a White Boy to shock Chinese Waiter will be if he DOESNT speak fluent Mandarin!

mirror selfie wrapped 2X25

HEAVY AS ALL BREATH: Four thousand words of hightech/lowlife slow-burn slurrypunk parenthood guro, free on itch. Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth. The wholeness of little things. palimrya.itch.io/heavy

when you're running any kind of networking cable, it's important to avoid sharp corners. the 0s usually make it around, but the 1s can get stuck

i think it might be time to come out to my family lol

Ten years into your transition you gain the option to prestige: restarting your transition to gain valuable bonuses. These include things like a percentage modifier on your breast growth curve or gaining slightly more Change per mg of estrogen, but also unique artifacts that unlock new play styles,

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i work at a bread store whose mascot is a flying pig. here are some of the doodles i’ve made on this theme

The petri dish is a fraudulent Liberal utopia where everyone gets unlimited agar-agar just for participating

most people look normal

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

when new horizons came out i hadn’t started estrogen but i was wearing dresses on and off. you could say i was the animal, that was crossing

T-T ty so much, this means a lot!!!!

(rizzing up a trans girl) can i fuck that ass before you replace it with a pussy

mishearing my date after the movie ends: you want me to follow you to your litterbox?? oh my god yes. lead the way

hey. me again

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Give me and my friends UBI and free healthcare and I’ll set your precious jobs market free. Until then, a random CEO will wake up next to a cut power cable for an AI server every day

me at the beach (my friends are just out of frame, laughing)

my game ‘verses’ is in this bundle :-)

sunset in western mass

kitchen outside

every boymoder is a policy failure

with photos of spree killers

red rock canyon on the pentax 6x7

i got my film scans from the mountains outside vegas and they look pretty good

some notes on my romanian & hungarian poetry translations from my game 'verses' slugzuki.itch.io/poezii

passion and skill are classically sexy, but so too are apathy and endearing idiocy. bell curve

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my subconscious has gotten so good at delivering dreams that reference & trigger specific traumas. perfect encapsulations of experiences that haunt me, but i only realize which ones after i wake up. interpretive delay

casting my entire body in beige silicone and giving out copies to friends

flirts by silently listening, 70% eye contact

i haven’t been able to eat lobster since i watched a youtube video of a lobster

i love watching neurodivergent animals in documentaries

the fear that love is enough but only for everyone else

c:

i have an idea, it’s like nanobots but they’re all big. baseball size maybe. macrobots

ive been listening to this a bunch today and it's so good. listen to it immediately

i wish warrior cats was real. i would find a way to communicate with them & become a powerful ally

my brother said today that he thought i'd always been beautiful. weeping emoji

sorry ive been exclusively posting photos of my fucked up face. i dont have anything else going on right now

new hairstyle i invented that makes it super easy to put antibiotic on my incision. i call it Lobotomy Buns

faded off that #joshwine

lobotomy went well

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