Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

Yeah I'd like to get laid... laid to rest!

The only thing I’ll ever use AI for is this

I’ve hit the rubicon number of recommendations where now I will never read Dungeon Crawler Carl

I think there’s been some confusion: it’s supposed to be elephants, not sycophants. Hopefully that clears things up!

My world grew smaller when I got ill. I try to visit that bigger world but it costs me. I want to be out there but my range is so limited.

I’m feeling a little _up_ right now which makes sense because I’ve been rationing my meds for two weeks and I’m trying to do a bedtime meditation but all I can think about is how this new notebook is going to change my life and what I’m going to do with it like journal and plan

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

I don't only think that college should be FREE but I think young people should also receive living stipends while in school. Finally, I do not care what they major in because education needs to actually BE DECOUPLED from a future job. You are welcome. You should have 4 years to study anything.

May the 5th be with you

If we all work together, we can make sure the World Cup is an absolutely embarrassing failure for the rich people who care about it.

AI did not arise out of a real human need. It arose out of billionaires’ agenda that this is what the world needs next so they can be even richer. Everything it does, humans do better, it’s better for them to do. What’s left is that it’s causing people mental crisis, polluting, plagiarizing.

They're pushing Newsom super hard hoping you forget there is still plenty of time to find a good candidate that doesn't throw trans rights into the garbage, because fuck voting for that piece of shit. THERE'S EASILY TIME. We can do better. You don't get to throw people's human rights & dignity away.

Lots of guys with backwards ball caps and truck nutz never gonna listen to Philip Glass again

real scene from upcoming He-man movie (NOT FAKE):

Hell of a year. …No wait, I meant "Year Of Hell." Sorry, I always get those confused.

2025 has been an incredibly hard year for trans people. And yet... the political project to erase us is failing. In spite of them having so many levers of power, many of us have continued to thrive, and new pathways open up every day to get around the attacks. My case for hope for 2026.

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

By insisting that gravity exists, physicists are excluding those who think it doesn't exist — and reducing the number of ideas by half. I am a professional political commentator.

I really hate to drop this on y'all but, i just got hit with a unexpected bill and it's killing me. I understand it's Christmas time. If you can help out , I would truly appreciate that from the bottom of my heart. If you can't give, a repost would work wonders. Things are crazy for me right now.

Is it really kindness if I’m trying to kill you with it

was just told by a doctor that I need to "limit and reduce stress" in my life but then he refused to put me in a medically induced coma -- pick a side, man

Is it just me or are bribes like 70% air now

rip prometheus he would have loved marshmallows

Whenever I’m looking for something I lost and I find it I spend a little more time looking so no one can say it was in the last place I looked

National Treasure in spanish

guess I’ll go back to eating paint chips :/

what if I just didn’t do anything

chapo roan

Afraid my friends are sick of me talking about my mental health so throwing this into the void instead

I think I have reverse seasonal depression because holy shit this summer has been so bad

People freaking out about having a socialist in the NYC mayoral residence but OK with having a fascist in the White House.

Due to a series of stupid events it turns out I didn’t take my meds this morning

I’m going to be working with a non profit who worked on models to prove that keeping people out of prison saves money in the long run because this convinces people to invest in the work. Personally I would be fine if we had to pay to keep people out of prison

“Posting through it” implies an end

Needed some food for the soul so watched Speed Racer

New Yorkers: good luck today and remember not to vote for or even slate anyone who is a known sex pest

a thing that I cannot process: how does Gorsuch have so much empathy for 19th century Native Americans and none for anyone else. would he think his own rulings are fair if he read them 150 years from now?

had to move because my spot in bed got too hot

"it's a part of my childhood" no you just have bitch ass loser disease!! get well soon!!

The only thing I’ll ever use AI for is this

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

You know that thing where you want to be aware of what’s happening in the world yet hide from it all for the sake of your own mental health? Yeah that.

Every day this place feels more and more like Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride

His name is Tom Homan because it would be a lie to call him human

Hey John Roberts, I heard your mom didn't discriminate on the basis of sex either 😏