how many presidents do you think have shat themselves while holding the high office?

wow, so you're just like really bad at your job then huh

what not living in a punk house with a weird name and 63 roommates does to a mfer

you know how good it would be if you fuckin plebs would have voted differently 360 million years ago? i bet you're really happy with the way it turned out for old what's his name. enjoy your megafauna. you're to blame for this. lady, i'm 40 something years old

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it's my fault for letting the marketing emails pile up for so long, but damn artist i really like, it's super weird that you're still ride or die for your friend and known sex pest ryan adams

I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down

i love when cowards delete all their posts and then block because they talk out their asses

call me ned flanders the way i doodly-doodly-doo

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punting pigeons on avenue d

hate faves on fucked up posts are really weird. we didn't do that on twitter, so why is it becoming thing here?

someone just beat his ass already. this problem can be easily solved with one (1) ass whooping

how many times do we have to ban chokeholds that were already illegal? i feel like i shouldn't have to make this comparison weekly

I know everyone on the Cool Internet hates AI, but does anyone know where I can find the Even Cooler Internet where everyone still hates AI, but more importantly DOESN'T EVER POST IT?

lmao you defended ice of your own accord and then blamed me for making you do it. my brother i have no control over you. you don't have to defend ice ever and yet here we are

gale warning? i don't even know her why should i be warned

it's crazy how posts like this show us that dems don't really care about the killing as long it's their guy doing it

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lmao what difference would it have made to you?

this is so rich coming from the guy that bought cobain the shotgun. gen x seattlites are shit. i gotta get out of this hellhole

remember when biden & co got on tv and smugly declared that they are banning chokeholds that were already illegal in almost every jurisdiction in the country? same shit

every day we let this guy show up to work after asking his imaginary friends what they think and his colleagues just let it happen

she desperately needs a trim, but first orchid of the year is opening. this lady is 11 years old

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hmmm it seems as though something isn't adding up here

homie is straight up grifting. the real our future page is here ourfuture.org/about

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i'm the bad guy for NOT sexualizing a murder victim

continually disappointed in reps doing the equivalent of pwease mr twump pwease stop :(

when you're a disgusting piece of shit and the best you have is really hoping since they murdered a "hot white guy" that something will be done. these people are the enemy

it's crazy interesting to see some writer shit out a bad take and yet their other writer friends, with tons of reach, never ever seem to tell them to shut the fuck up. hmmm wonder what that's all about

lol sure if you disregard all of american history

Gavin Newsom really doesn't like it when people live rent free anywhere. that's why he loves to personally help out with conducting encampment sweeps.

happy birthday jim jarmusch. super nice guy. i met him outside of the fleetwood diner in ann arbor the night the night the stooges played the michigan to celebrate ron's passing. met deniz tek and rollins (for the second time) too. god that was a fucking incredible night

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breaking news: tenured college professor that has more time than work to do, doesn't understand how the world works

i keep seeing posts about how we have to get the nazis out of government and that's just as far as they all go with it. ultimately a lot of people don't seem to care that these guys running around the private sector doing nazi shit is still just letting a bunch of nazis run around doing nazi shit

a lot of euro trash propping up right wing regimes in their own countries have a lot to say about americans not "doing" enough

theyre wrong. they're always wrong. it's actually 4 buckets that americans care about: blood phlegm yellow bile black bile

i like mayo, but the best thing about mayo is working in a restaurant and someone orders their sando without and you make it normally and then there's this kitchen sandwich that's just there for you to eat

Sad news: Midnight Oil drummer Rob Hirst has died. Wow, he was great: played with immense flair and power, a sonic embodiment of the band's righteousness. Also co-wrote many MO songs, was archivist, art director, political researcher, spokesperson and internal cheerleader. Like I say, he was great.

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where oh where are all the canadians that have been telling me over and over that i deserve everything that's happening in this country? any fire for their homegrown companies helping the fash or nah?

idk maybe this is the kind of guy you'd want as police chief of DPD

it's becoming increasingly obvious that elected dems wont support abolishing ice because they have all the confidence in the world that they'll use them against us just like the republicans are

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i keep posting this but my art account is @mjjii.com there’s a lot to see