i'm gonna fuck off into the sun today. hopefully i don't come back

this morning's earworm is a throwback. great record. channeling zappa, vai takes a then unknown singer and lets him make his mark. townsend of course went on to form SYL and a few other projects

Moonlight sonata. I took one of my favorite photos last night. While looking for a scissortail, this eastern meadowlark perched itself atop a nearby tree and sang a beautiful song just long enough for me to position it directly in front of the nearly-full Moon. #Photography #BirdOfTheDay #Birds

adult swim used to be muzak for your dealer’s house but now it’s baby sensory videos for the ambitionless boyfriends of bisexual women

do we think hugo could catch tommy b?

how can i tell that no kings is just some performative bs and not meant to drive any real change in this country? well there are signs if you're willing to look for them

this american gladiators reboot sucks shit you guys

i can imagine lots of things too. that doesn't mean it's going to happen. her track record here isn't exactly what you'd call "good" in regards to fighting trump. but lots of people think words are action and are appropriately duped by the people they put in charge

these folks make great cider. their huckleberry cider is one of the best i've ever had, but this is a bridge too far even for me and i like weird shit

god damn that fool is not about to play around y’all 😤‼️💯

new announcement from me: i will be performing at america's state fair and swap meet. still working to finalize the details, but in lieu of payment i'm getting exposure, which i've been told is way better than money

not a text you ever wanna get lol

i know gwar has been riding high on that pink pony club cover they've been doing live, but they really need to do boys of summer

still awaiting the arrival of MegaBjörk

Bucket-boy's online.

icymi new song by the band i am in :)

the last time you did this, it seemed to be a learning experience for you, but i guess the lessons just never stick

there are some dudes doing work on a neighbor's house and they are blasting john denver. it rules

moz gets onstage and is immediately pelted with a drug-through-the-garden beef sandwich and several chi-dogs

"can't figure out how to get them down." how about a wrench?

you wanna see a bunch of weird conspiracy theorists jerking off? this is the thread for you

prince works fast

the armed - ultrapop new bomb turks - switchblade tongues, butterknife brains yambag - strength in nightmares the hangmen - we've got blood on the toes of our boots the swingin' dicks - greetings from dallas, texas

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but they were, all of them, mogged, for another ring was maxxed

Lunch sketch.

these cowardly fuckstains don't dare put their names on this shit because deep down, they know that every time they publish something like this, they inch ever closer to the end of their serviceable lifespan

"sweeping changes," such as following the law as it is already written. you ever notice how state and federal governments will trip all over themselves to make something that's already illegal, illegal again, and then they act like they did something? see also: banning already banned chokeholds

did you know? the original lyrics to RHCP's around the world was "i know, i know for sure / i am horny for a fourteen year old" #chilipeppersfacts #anthonykeidis #flea

even as satire this shit sucks. it's not even a little bit funny

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damn too bad joe biden's favorite republican dragged his feet prosecuting trump because he was still salty about not getting a supreme court nom

no vision of the future just pissing your pants about the past example #5847392726594927272628594727

begrudgingly giving it up because she is right that cashew cream cheese is better than tofutti, but that's the only thing that's right in this tweet

can we all agree that bluesky just isn't a very interesting or important object of analysis

the democrats censured rashida tlaib and yet they've never said a word about randy fine. that should inform us that it's not just the GOP that loves their islamophobia

DAY 2 LFG

as earworms go, you could do a lot worse than holy diver

and they say no one wants to work anymore

you can't tell me joe bonnamossa has the blues. he's the envy of every rockstar who became a dentist instead

poppy season is upon us friends

north jersey, are you ready for the greatest reunion known to man?

the ballroom will be for parties. the twist is that the parties are all full of ex-presidents and PMs that his regime has kidnapped. all so he can play model axis & allies without having to leave the house

you know what? fuck it. make richard kind the next bond

🚨new peony bloom alert🚨

whoa this blast from the past band that everyone loved is going on tour! they're only hitting major markets! even though they'd do well in a mid-level city run! we don't need money! we need to MAKE money!

setting up my table saw in the middle of a busy street and then getting mad at everyone driving by