anyone that leads with their credentials in bio, especially if they're a lawyer, should be legally obligated to show potential clients how they argue on social media before that client pays them a retainer

my brain is absolutely fucked because all that keeps going through it is dre saying "got my chrome to the side of his white sox pope hat"

you ever noticed how this guy has never talked about what republicans can't do?

man i miss this band more than any other band that came and went. always and forever rip jerry, you were one of the best to ever do it

saw a video of vander ark announcing some solo shows and it was like a jumpscare from my past. gaaahhhh

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fwiw this is maria being peak maria cantwell. a day late, a dollar short, a milquetoast pile of meaningless words backed by her bloodlust for money, power and bombing the shit out of brown countries for their resources. she's always been a war hawk and she always will be

you mean to tell my the magic vote box hasn't fixed anything yet?

reinstate the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone and hold the trials there. conveniently, there's a police precinct right there to hold the defendants during pretrial

st. peter has his big book of sins out, matching this post to whatever works for this charlatan

it does seem lost on so many people that, once again, we did this and anything that happens now is just that dang ol imperial boomerang finally coming home

i wonder if my senators will even say anything. they've probably fucked off to argentina or switzerland or wherever nazi collaborators go in the 21st century

NEW: Here are the emails that allegedly got UW professor removed from position as director of the university’s Middle East Center in full. Haven't seen the full text anywhere else yet... www.theburnerseattle.com/post/here-ar...

Sorry that BlueSky went out for a few hours, I accidentally flicked the giant light switch in the server room from “Working” to “Not Working” while chasing a cartoon mouse who stole my large wedge of Swiss cheese from the refrigerator.

life imitates art

more like zach beauchud

whatever you do, don't believe the university public safety office. the armed wing of the university of michigan HR department is more corrupt than your average police department

so this is what $100 million buys? lol

this? no, you can't believe this. this is theater for tech bros status.bsky.app

this is just all this place is now i guess

i would like to play the steroidal pedal steel please

man this is why i don't eat at other people's houses

holy shit look at this rainbow

ENDLESS JOY tonight in Tacoma (I can't go but my husband has to because he's in the band) www.songkick.com/concerts/430...

i only sorta regret that whoever you're all talking about today just keeps coming up as blocked

melissa auf der mar wrote a memoir and right on cue there's billy corgan and courtney love going MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEWHATABOUTME

gratitude you got some fuckin gratitude so impressed what you say to me you got some gratitude

the bloc québécois sitting there like

50 year old vocal coach reacts to hearing smells like teen spirit for the first time. who are we kidding here?

Daaaamn, I was such a little hoe when I worked at the U of M ER

sounds like this guy could have used a little TLC, a little TLC, a little TLC

if this wasn't the announcement then why were you even listening?

i'm not just making up a worst case scenario here folks. this is a real thing that's happening

third way loves attacking brown dudes that just want better for their communities

lol sound transit is facing a 35 billion dollar shortfall because the dumb fucks that run that place didn't account for things like land getting more expensive. we are run by absolute fucking buffoons.

they're also gonna try to sell you something. whether it's a product or an idea. either way, it's bad

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saw a video of vander ark announcing some solo shows and it was like a jumpscare from my past. gaaahhhh

ask your doctor is placebo is right for you

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yeah but you guys haven't thought about how if that guy apologized for wording something wrong, it would bring him down to our level. don't you all understand that these journalists are ultrahumans? they HAVE to be better than us because that's how it WORKS. the constitution told them so

a lot of spirit-vs-letter arguments going on here about state sanctioned child torture

i don't care about fat mike. i'm sick of hearing about fat mike. nofx sucked. he's a 60 year old coke head that can't get his shit together. the more he whines, the more i'm inclined to believe he DID steal all that money and wasted it all on his habits

please let it be this. i don't ask for much

After much reflection and after it became clear to me that some UN seniors are serving a powerful lobby and not the UN, I’ve decided to suspend my duties I cannot in good conscience be part to what is happening at a time when UN is preparing for possible nuclear weapon use May God bless this world

i wonder which superpower turned them into this in 1953

dole fruit and cream bars that is what we are no one in between how can we be wrong

roommate ordered something from amazon and it came with warm tips on the box