But wait, I thought it could only good happen

i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

I hope they eventually figure out what's wrong with his brain, and when they do I hope the official medical name for it is Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Short-fingered vulgarian stays vulgar

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

all the wrong people are dying

How many people could 4% of America even be? like 5? maybe 28?

If you're cold they're cold, bring them inside

Today, I spoke with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and his wife, Jennifer. In April, when I met with him in El Salvador, Trump said he would never set foot in the U.S. again. This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.

THEY DID THE MEME THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME

6 7? wait till those kids find out about 7 8 9. tell you whut

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the valley ranch.

erika kirk and bari weiss considering what the existence of a just god would mean for their worldviews

MULHOLLAND DRIVE (David Lynch, 2001)

this is how I'll always remember him

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

oh good, an automatic Adobe update and they added even more AI. definitely a thing I wanted

should have tried to write an American Can-o

[Pushes glasses up]: it's actually pronounced 'jifted'

dead head fed hair

WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin! WOLF: what PIG: i said go away!! WOLF: no say what you said before PIG: seriously fuck off

I am a bit impressed that she sent death threats directly to the president

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Love to see the Sedgwick County Zoo putting out a good explainer on why GenAI slop videos of animals are a problem & how to identify them! It’s succinct, easy to read, and doesn’t shame people for not knowing better. A+ useful link to share with family and friends. scz.org/blog/the-rea...

I have never been on the campus of Harvard or any other university in the last 40 years, but I did watch With Honors on Netflix. Here's what American higher education needs to do differently....(1/88)

I've never successfully done a pull-up in my life. Where's my cabinet position?

Walgreens: This is your last refill, but we can help you get more Me: But you're like a pharmacy, right, not a drug dealer? Walgreens: Are you sure you don't want more? Let's see how we can get you some more

Every nazi movement needs a youth wing.

most readers don't know that "wine-dark sea" actually refers to a very early version of the Covid vaccine

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

thinking about generating an AI video about heart-warming reunions between troops and their dogs, but then plot twist the dogs eat the troops. I think people would enjoy that

dude's gonna be so disappointed to find out that the cartoonishly evil trend peaked in 2024

very annoyed that I have to put on long pants to go outside because it's "too cold." wtf arizona?

A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud

Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...

now how am I supposed to explain this to my Apple TV?

HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends

I like to imagine that I'm just checking out what the world would be like if I was never born, and could simply switch back to my highly consequential life at any time

one thing I like about apple music is that it never confronts me with the reality of my musical taste

move over bradley, gotta make some more room under that bus

so is the bombing boats thing really about ginning up a war against Venezuela, or are we just doing enforcement against one cartel on behalf of another cartel?

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

get you a president with a heart as perfect as the phone call for which he got impeached

oh no, I'd forgotten about the white house christmas decoration thing

time to sue my professors from 30 years ago for grading my term papers harshly solely on the basis that they were "lame" and "appeared to have been entirely written the night before the due date"

waiting for 4 other people to join the teams meeting before me so I don't have to hit the mute button