Exactly one year ago today:

has anyone considered maybe slowing down your rate. so you don't exceed that limit

maybe the real bluesky was the 404 errors we encountered on the way

I wonder if the republican that legally changed his name to cesar chavez to run in AZ state elections will crowd source a new name too

if people would just stop trying to post forbidden text we wouldn't have these problems

rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

Too many notifications, not enough yestifications.

Me: patriarchal organized religions are evil Universe: OK how about a Southside Chicago Pope Me: Universe: …who MAGA hates Me: goddammit

oh, maybe they just don't understand that it's supposed to be "war that is just" and not "it's just war, what are you going to do about it?"

pope leo: murder is bad every republican: how dare you mention me

but who will mog the moggers?

when you have to block the strait of hormuz because they blocked the strait of hormuz

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

me: get out of here with that AI crap, I'll never want any of that my new airpods: we can translate languages automatically like in star trek me: oh, ok I'll try that

WEAK ON CRIME

blesséd day

we want candidates who wish to salt the earth from which the MAGA cancer grew so that similar poisonous vines can never befoul the world again

RONALD MCDONALD IS WEAK ON THE HAMBURGLAR

You ever read something so profoundly wrong you question your grip on reality?

Why Pope Leo should go on Joe Rogan.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

Hungarians celebrated the landslide defeat of Orban by singing "We Are the Champions" out in the streets

the evil emperor cozying up to the pope’s idiot brother is so fucking renaissance, man. it’s so funny. the emperor is forming an alliance against the papal states and there is war in the holy land. there are rumors of plague.

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Ben Garrison has outdone himself

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

so does hungary get in line behind cuba now?

The pope supports taxes on boat loan interest

Brief Trump summary of the past weeks: - “Open the strait” - “Help us open the strait” - “We don’t need the strait open” - “Open the f’king strait or I destroy you all” - “We block the strait”

The cliff notes of this era feel very retro. Magyar leader in Hungary, evil bisexual autocrat bogged down in war against Persia, Russia has a cruel tsar, a guy who sells cars is antisemitic etc

"Magyar appears likely to win Hungarian elections" Guy who is familiar with european history but knows nothing about current events: "Yep, sounds right"

(strategically) nice try mom, I'M sending ME to my room!

TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)

Yeah, but what if WE shoot the hostages? That will show them!

rarely do you see the humble broken bat single honored in such a fashion

Rahm Emanuel is so desperate to get the Democratic establishment to support his Presidential fantasies that he just got a totenkopf tattoo and posted a comment to Reddit about how sexual harassment is made up

“I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,” Rep. Adelita Grijalva said. “It is frightening in there. It is disgusting.” story via @jerodmacevoy.com

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

I keep seeing people post that Republicans are “scared“ of Trump, but that’s missing the point. They’re not scared of this. They’re happy and excited. These people are sadistic, and Trump is making all their darkest dreams come true.

Donald Trump is an unhinged warmonger and war criminal using violence for personal gain and profit, while innocent people pay the price.   Congress must reconvene to pass the War Powers Resolution. The 25th Amendment must also be invoked. Congress has to do our damn job. War powers and Impeachment.

He is a child of the sky, the firmament is his to do what he desires with. Be merciful Sky Child!

"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."

Slightly pursing my lips as I applaud President Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner so everyone knows I'm not really supporting him

Captain Ahab watching The Whale and getting angrier & angrier