OH: you're so high-functioning, babe!

OH: bigquery son or mongodb daughter,

building a SCIF just to talk about anime spoilers,,,

dolls who produce music are like "dawawawa"

hello! one week from today I have to fly to DC so I can donate bone marrow to a young woman. so i'm actually here to pitch you on joining the marrow donors' registry. it's simple, and the matching criteria are highly specific, so actually matching with someone is rare and it's a big deal if you do!

reminder: if telling customs officials your itinerary truthfully doesn't confuse them, you're not traveling mysteriously enough

if you've got a fake norwegian passport, is that a *norge*ry?

MRI techs 🤝 the fae strongly prefer that you have no metal on you

introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live The Mountain Goats They Might Be Giants Emperor X The Last Dinner Party Death Cab/Postal Service Lauren Mayberry Franz Ferdinand St. Vincent Hayley Williams Florence + the Machine

girls with dark circles under their eyes are so gay what are they staying up so late thinking about? girls?

Telephony would make a beautiful name for a baby girl,,

*trying to explain foreign countries to a Canadian* imagine a place where the timbits are different

"lomography" is the act of taking photos of the peruvian dish lomo saltado,,

ebay should let me search by regex

sometimes you're in the northeast US, in a bit of pain, and feeling the need to make edits that make little sense to anyone who isn't those things

L'Oratoire Saint-Joseph du Mont-Royal en Montréal 🎞️: Portra 800 (pushed 1? stop)

San Francisco in February 🎞️: expired Fujicolor 800

"e pluribus unum" is a latin phrase that means "from many broken [cameras], one working one"

in my newest piece of lesbian erotica, a villainess gets what she always wanted: her long-time nemesis at her mercy in latex (2,600 words) philo.gay/stories/mind...

in my newest piece of lesbian erotica, a villainess gets what she always wanted: her long-time nemesis at her mercy in latex (2,600 words) philo.gay/stories/mind...

SEND LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY

OH: death note for cutie

inbox zero is not enough for me. i am breaking into your email right now to delete your messages and get myself to ever more negative inbox numbers

the reason why you constantly hear leaf blowers is that olde english common law carried over to north america allowed squatters to take lands that were not adequately raked,,

cyrillic brain noise: the letter з is called zed and the letter ж is called zhed

*sits bolt upright* Dorley with Canadian characteristics would be called "Dollarama"

making ham radio cuter and more magical one charm at a time

brain noise: montréal punk ep called "Gravel In My Socks"

electrical wiring in vermont is typically routed through a white river junction box,,

"i hope you die" reader, i hope we both die.

if DCSA won't build you a SCIF, a DIY one is fine

does anyone else find themselves reading academic papers at half past midnight despite no longer being in academia, or is it just me?

eating biscoff cookies outside of a plane feels like i'm violating some sort of FAA regulation

if you're using a program to compare vehicles in wales' largest city, you're performing a Cardiff car diff,

piscataqua bridges 🎞️: Kodak Tri-X (expired in the '60s) 📷: Sinar Norma

wine review: Yellow Tail and Domino's red blend it tastes like your brother turned down all the bands on your car stereo equalizer a wine entirely made out of aftertaste not worth the $6 it cost at ocean state job lot there's no way @meadowdetector.bsky.social and I are going to finish all 1.5Ls

embarcadero center, featuring @[email protected] 🎞️: expired tmax400

port of oakland 🎞️: expired TMAX400

canadian infrastructure 🎞️: expired Kodak TMAX400

finally had a chance to get out my terminal to read the new issue of New Session properly everything in it hurts to read, as it should

@cheatlines.co came up with a new name for you: Sir Factant, of the Clean Table

in this story i wrote a year ago, a boy finds something that fits him perhaps a bit too well at a thrift store (1k words, more in the horror direction than i usually go) philo.gay/stories/cons...

I was pretty upset last night thinking about the things that I fear I've lost forever because the fascists took power, so I wrote to get the pain out. free to read: www.patreon.com/posts/mirage...

point judith, rhode island 🎞️: expired Kodak Tri-X 📷: Sinar Norma

Ærial Reconnaissance: 101, 689, and 6 feet above sea level i took these photos two summers ago on my vintage ærial recon camera converted to take sheet film 🎞️: Kodak Tri-X (very expired)

if you die at the new hampshire wine and liquor outlet, you die in real life

They call me Doctor Gorst Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Gorst I'm interested in things Like torture and extracting information

i got frustrated by how aliexpress links don't embed anywhere, so i wrote some php about it fxaliexpress.com

posting is when you put stamps on something, and the more stamps you put on it, the more post it is.

loot that drops after defeating me: -fountain pen with sparkly ink -roll of expired film from a country that no longer exists -a story idea scrawled on a napkin -3 enamel pins