Flaming_Spork
@philo.gay
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esoteric technofictional witch • maximum jank, minimum reward • she//ella
trying to get myself to study for my ham radio exam by telling myself that good girls study for their radio exams,
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i wrote a story about girls and knives in the woods. go read it on my website (600 words):
philo.gay/stories/init...
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Initiation
deep in the forest, I am offered a blade with which to sever my old life from my new (fiction, 600 words)
https://philo.gay/stories/initiation.html
3 days ago
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Jana H-S (they/she)
4 days ago
protip: if you convince yourself that the hunger is a metaphor, you never have to eat lunch
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the process of evading transport police is simple: don't be seen. don't be said. don't be sorted.
20 days ago
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@cheatlines.co
new name for you, courtesy of my mom: Voluminous Fog
22 days ago
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i love programming i seem to have written a program that segfaults whenever it sees anything too bright lol
22 days ago
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I finally had a chance to properly listen to
@seeming.bsky.social
's newest album, _The World_, and it was really good (as always) I think "Grindshow" is my favorite track, but that might change
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the south coast of rhode island on (probably) my most unwieldy camera 📷: Sinar Norma with 6x9 roll film back 🎞️: Kodak Vericolor II (expiry unknown, ISO 25~50)
about 1 month ago
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european wanderings from last month 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200
about 1 month ago
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fall in the northeast 🎞️: expired Fujicolor 200 (@100)
about 1 month ago
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lauren
about 1 month ago
the internet actually isn't about connecting us to one another, improving human communication, or enabling us to see and be seen. it's all about letting you get really esoteric with your hobbies
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being a robot means that your girlfriend can mess with your mind in innovative (and hot!) ways. i wrote some lesbian erotica about this possibility; go check it out:
philo.gay/stories/jtag...
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JTAG
a robot girl and her girlfriend explore the erotic applications of debugging (800 words of lesbian erotica)
https://philo.gay/stories/jtag.html
about 1 month ago
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being a robot means that your girlfriend can mess with your mind in innovative (and hot!) ways. i wrote some lesbian erotica about this possibility; go check it out:
philo.gay/stories/jtag...
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JTAG
a robot girl and her girlfriend explore the erotic applications of debugging (800 words of lesbian erotica)
https://philo.gay/stories/jtag.html
about 1 month ago
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concept: an art museum that exists entirely in the customs limbo between being stamped out of one country and entering another the gift shop would be duty free.
about 1 month ago
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OH: PXE is pushing two servers together and making them kiss
about 1 month ago
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never buying concert merch in an alternate universe again the LP I got last night plays at the wrong speed and the CD is region locked or something
about 1 month ago
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do you have positive associations with christmas or are you normal?
about 2 months ago
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WSL stands for Worcestershire Sauce for Linux,
about 2 months ago
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i had a vision while at work and dropped everything to inflict it upon the world at large
about 2 months ago
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Generally Accepted Accounting Practices state that "tgirl swag" may not be considered a corporate asset,
2 months ago
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hams will literally make one DX contact and the sense of accomplishment will carry them all day,
2 months ago
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send help, the discogs store is calling to me like a cursed corrupting amulet
2 months ago
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wandering from the summer that i forgot to post earlier 🎞️: Ilford HP5+ (expired) 📷: Zenza Bronica SQ
2 months ago
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if you eat curds on a specific schedule, that's routine poutine.
2 months ago
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OH: alternate universe where linkedin is a lesbian dating site where you virtually link carabiners,,
2 months ago
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until around 20 years ago, negative numbers were prohibited in most of Europe outside of certain scientific use cases. many historians have linked the various European financial crises of the late aughts to their use,
2 months ago
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lukewarm take: they should invent hifiengine but normal
3 months ago
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if you're dating someone with the same opinions on indenting code as you, that's \t4\t,
3 months ago
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in order to comply with federal REAL ID guidelines, Massachusetts no longer prints the date of the licensee's death on drivers licenses,
3 months ago
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Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)
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Magical Girl Electric Emily
Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)
https://philo.gay/stories/nanites.html
4 months ago
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Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)
philo.gay/stories/nani...
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Magical Girl Electric Emily
Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)
https://philo.gay/stories/nanites.html
4 months ago
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views of Berlin 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200
4 months ago
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Žižková věž (Prague TV Tower) and stanice Náměstí Republiky 🎞️: Kodak TMAX400
4 months ago
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Muzeum station, built under Prague in the 70s 🎞️: Kodak Portra 800 (pushed 1 stop)
4 months ago
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the Old Jewish Cemetery in Prague 🎞️: Ærocolor 100
4 months ago
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lukewarm take: if a company owns a top level domain, they shouldn't be allowed to have any domains outside of it
4 months ago
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i taped a kindle e-reader to the wall of my apartment and wrote a blog post about it.
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Taping A Kindle To The Wall For The Hell Of It
a blog post about turning a kindle into a dashboard for useful information (1,000 words)
https://philo.gay/kindle/index.html
4 months ago
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i taped a kindle e-reader to the wall of my apartment and wrote a blog post about it.
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Taping A Kindle To The Wall For The Hell Of It
a blog post about turning a kindle into a dashboard for useful information (1,000 words)
https://philo.gay/kindle/index.html
4 months ago
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a curse for the modern age: may that musician you like only tour as an opener
4 months ago
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OH: he's solved the traveling salesman problem, but only if the points in question are museums
4 months ago
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born to write esoteric yuri, forced to make spreadsheets 😔
4 months ago
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lukewarm take: most transit agencies are too cowardly and boring about fare media more places should be doing keychains like Vancouver
4 months ago
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confusing Germans by calling this apfelschorle, (what's common in Germany is around 50% juice)
4 months ago
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high contrast scenes 🎞️: Adox CMS II 20 (at roughly 20 ISO)
4 months ago
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Hackers (1995) isn't about the tension between corpo sellouts and feral hackers it's actually about the tension between skateboarders and rollerskaters.
4 months ago
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angering anyone who knows about planes by insisting that the correct term for seaplanes is "wet planes",,
4 months ago
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(semi)local wandering 🎞️: Kodak TMAX400, expired
4 months ago
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radio engineers do bias-tee poses at each other to assert dominance,,
5 months ago
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"my son's normal and doing okay!" ma'am, your daughter is sending other lesbians Madoka Mágica fanart captioned with "us"
5 months ago
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getting banned from writing academic grant applications after I request millions in funding for a project to measure the LD50 of toxic yuri,,,
5 months ago
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