in my newest piece of lesbian erotica, a villainess gets what she always wanted: her long-time nemesis at her mercy in latex (2,600 words) philo.gay/stories/mind...

in my newest piece of lesbian erotica, a villainess gets what she always wanted: her long-time nemesis at her mercy in latex (2,600 words) philo.gay/stories/mind...

SEND LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY

OH: death note for cutie

inbox zero is not enough for me. i am breaking into your email right now to delete your messages and get myself to ever more negative inbox numbers

the reason why you constantly hear leaf blowers is that olde english common law carried over to north america allowed squatters to take lands that were not adequately raked,,

cyrillic brain noise: the letter з is called zed and the letter ж is called zhed

*sits bolt upright* Dorley with Canadian characteristics would be called "Dollarama"

making ham radio cuter and more magical one charm at a time

brain noise: montréal punk ep called "Gravel In My Socks"

electrical wiring in vermont is typically routed through a white river junction box,,

"i hope you die" reader, i hope we both die.

if DCSA won't build you a SCIF, a DIY one is fine

does anyone else find themselves reading academic papers at half past midnight despite no longer being in academia, or is it just me?

eating biscoff cookies outside of a plane feels like i'm violating some sort of FAA regulation

if you're using a program to compare vehicles in wales' largest city, you're performing a Cardiff car diff,

piscataqua bridges 🎞️: Kodak Tri-X (expired in the '60s) 📷: Sinar Norma

wine review: Yellow Tail and Domino's red blend it tastes like your brother turned down all the bands on your car stereo equalizer a wine entirely made out of aftertaste not worth the $6 it cost at ocean state job lot there's no way @meadowdetector.bsky.social and I are going to finish all 1.5Ls

embarcadero center, featuring @[email protected] 🎞️: expired tmax400

port of oakland 🎞️: expired TMAX400

canadian infrastructure 🎞️: expired Kodak TMAX400

finally had a chance to get out my terminal to read the new issue of New Session properly everything in it hurts to read, as it should

@cheatlines.co came up with a new name for you: Sir Factant, of the Clean Table

in this story i wrote a year ago, a boy finds something that fits him perhaps a bit too well at a thrift store (1k words, more in the horror direction than i usually go) philo.gay/stories/cons...

I was pretty upset last night thinking about the things that I fear I've lost forever because the fascists took power, so I wrote to get the pain out. free to read: www.patreon.com/posts/mirage...

point judith, rhode island 🎞️: expired Kodak Tri-X 📷: Sinar Norma

Ærial Reconnaissance: 101, 689, and 6 feet above sea level i took these photos two summers ago on my vintage ærial recon camera converted to take sheet film 🎞️: Kodak Tri-X (very expired)

if you die at the new hampshire wine and liquor outlet, you die in real life

They call me Doctor Gorst Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Gorst I'm interested in things Like torture and extracting information

i got frustrated by how aliexpress links don't embed anywhere, so i wrote some php about it fxaliexpress.com

posting is when you put stamps on something, and the more stamps you put on it, the more post it is.

loot that drops after defeating me: -fountain pen with sparkly ink -roll of expired film from a country that no longer exists -a story idea scrawled on a napkin -3 enamel pins

i finally had a chance to read @magicariot.com's *Full Bloom* yesterday and have come to this conclusion about it

the hardest problem in geographic information systems is drawing a circle.

i was possessed by a terrible urge, and in a moment of weakness, i gave in and made this monstrosity out of "Barrett's Privateers"

the spork in her natural habitat (on a train with weird equipment)

trying to get myself to study for my ham radio exam by telling myself that good girls study for their radio exams,

i wrote a story about girls and knives in the woods. go read it on my website (600 words): philo.gay/stories/init...

protip: if you convince yourself that the hunger is a metaphor, you never have to eat lunch

the process of evading transport police is simple: don't be seen. don't be said. don't be sorted.

@cheatlines.co new name for you, courtesy of my mom: Voluminous Fog

i love programming i seem to have written a program that segfaults whenever it sees anything too bright lol

I finally had a chance to properly listen to @seeming.bsky.social's newest album, _The World_, and it was really good (as always) I think "Grindshow" is my favorite track, but that might change

the south coast of rhode island on (probably) my most unwieldy camera 📷: Sinar Norma with 6x9 roll film back 🎞️: Kodak Vericolor II (expiry unknown, ISO 25~50)

european wanderings from last month 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200

fall in the northeast 🎞️: expired Fujicolor 200 (@100)

the internet actually isn't about connecting us to one another, improving human communication, or enabling us to see and be seen. it's all about letting you get really esoteric with your hobbies

being a robot means that your girlfriend can mess with your mind in innovative (and hot!) ways. i wrote some lesbian erotica about this possibility; go check it out: philo.gay/stories/jtag...

being a robot means that your girlfriend can mess with your mind in innovative (and hot!) ways. i wrote some lesbian erotica about this possibility; go check it out: philo.gay/stories/jtag...

concept: an art museum that exists entirely in the customs limbo between being stamped out of one country and entering another the gift shop would be duty free.