Went to Korean BBQ for birthday dinner and saw one of my favorite things in the world: inexplicable signage

got two evangelical pamphlets on my car leaving it in a parking lot for a week, neither of them had jack chick tracts , smh we used to be a society

i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano

Super Mario

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

never let them know your next move

if I'm apple CEO for a day im waking up, having some of the best coke money can buy, and calling a sudden shock press conference to say fuck it, we make cars now, project titan real, full line of cars, all sizes, itruck coming next week 2026 good luck tomorrow after I leave you fucks!

happy lesbian week

eggs will maintain a soft distance to their family and go like "okay sure mum keeps saying she loves me unconditionally but what if she knew about [THE THING]" and then themselves not even know what [THE THING] is

some of y’all

in my newest piece of lesbian erotica, a villainess gets what she always wanted: her long-time nemesis at her mercy in latex (2,600 words) philo.gay/stories/mind...

I've obtained a device

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

Really good tardigrade culture in the Invertebrate teaching lab today! #invertebrates #tardigrades

Protect Thy Neighbor ❤️‍🔥 #pixelart #illustration #art

still thinking about blas-twah

for those who missed it at the time

this sketch used to be an exaggeration lol youtube.com/shorts/jgerV...

listening to the classics 😌https://youtu.be/qdTPdig3A9U?si=X8Uh2eIcGFNcnD1x

Forever in my head

The delivery of "yeah, constantly" always gets me

having a harassment campaign directed at her because of something someone else did that didn't have anything to do with her is very trans woman coded of chappel roan

i fucking told you this was a smear campaign

Look out for my youtube apology titled "YES i did cannibalism on the northernlion Cruise, but there is more to the story then you think!"

spankopedia is so fun but I'm probably only going to use it to find Dr. Girlfriend clips that are already grafted to my frontal lobe

what if no balls?

made a few mistakes but I got to sweaty to do another take www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgv...

rearranging a robotgirl's guts (doing some cable management on her wiring because they got all tangled up (after her girlfriend pounded her into oblivion last night))

Metal Gear shouldn't be a movie, it should be an anime with like 400 episodes.

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

this goes hard as fuck

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

fully repaired!! 🛠️

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

“fuck off, we’re on smoko”

they are traveling

solve every problem with this one tool: hitachi magic wand

they found ur bluesky account

take two seconds

capybara and chickens are friends

happy easter

Happy Easter have a bunch of bunny girl art