A “Stranger” will unite us! @theonion.com

Curing sickle cell disease is legitimately one of the absolute top miracles of the entire 21st century

im a jeep

And thus South Carolina begins its descent into licentiousness and anarchy scdailygazette.com/2026/06/17/s...

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Nancy 6/20/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 8 The Finale

Nancy 6/19/26 “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 7

Nancy 6/18/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 6

Nancy is going bring back Fritzi's boyfriend Phil Fumble and he will look exactly the same but announce that he's butch now

The comic has finally come full circle to being just about Fritz Ritz and her life as a flapper in the 20s. Perfection.

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

they're talking about coofandy on the local news daytime show

i was talked into buying and repairing a surplus breathalyzer come read about it if you'd like philo.gay/breath/index...

canadian doll guitarist who is really into modulation effects that don't use expression pedals, call that an ottawa autowah awawawa

canadian doll guitarist who is really into modulation effects that don't use expression pedals, call that an ottawa autowah awawawa

guy who watches racing for the pit crews

my dad has been taking weed gummies (with him never being a huge fan of cannabis) to see if they will help him sleep and he was apparently telling my mom how good and buttery Aldi croissants are like he was having a religious experience last night

Nalgene being in the center is KILLING ME. That’s what I use. Futch stays winning.

fun literary fact: in the opening line of Moby Dick, the narrator tells you to call him Ishmael because he would like for you to call him that

FFaaS (forced feminization as a service)

🤔🤔 🤔

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 8,1950

I found it! The algorithm brought it back to me

Giraffe does not want to be abducted

🧃 + 🕰️

the white stripes were really early to the sibling incest thing

if rent didn't exist then we'd all be able to buy 12 electric guitars a year

the success of Backrooms means Hollywood now has no excuse but cowardice for refusing to produce a Groverhaus movie.

this reads like a bizarre fortune cookie

AND FOR $19.95 YOU CAN RENT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

girl named trin, short for trinitron

Cathy Ray Tube

If you can find it in yr heart to help a trans woman in need, the expenses of moving are still piling up between gas, rent, bills, and groceries. ive got a couple interviews lined up for next week, so hopefully ill have my own income soon, but until then im grateful for any help bridging the gap 💜😸🏳️‍⚧️

whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this

The most important cultural lesson of the late 80s/early 90s

"would you live in a jail cell for 37 days to win $835,000" is like your average Mr Beast challenge

Marjane Satrapi

sharing again because while I'm no longer overdrafted I'm about to have to pay rent & pay a bunch of friends back & get on auto insurance & that's basically going to be my entire paycheck & I lost SNAP & I really don't want to have to do doordash again >.<

this week im going to be moving into my new place! its a big step towards getting back on my feet after months of turmoil and unemployment, but im not out of the woods just yet and need to once again ask for help with expenses related to moving and getting reestablished 🙏 ko-fi.com/prayermountain

its june u guys... dont listen to experimental music its fucking pride month you should listen to experiwomental music ONLY

happy pride

everyone has to be normal about me having my tits out