impeccable timing for my dad to need to go to the hospital

clocky (non-derogatory)

forcibly transitioning cis people by putting them on the trans plane

thank you. thank you every weird cis woman i've ever known. you taught me that being weird isn't just for guys. i love you

attention lesbians:

wow they finally made a fat girl warframe and she's also an epic mickey. what a time to be alive

it's pfp day where you post your pfp. again. everyone look at the picture you've seen 9,933 times. obey. yeah, I just look very hot here

putting (gay) next to my girlfriends name on discord, so I don't forget

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

affirming a trans girls gender by being completely unable to find her dick during sex

Fuck ICE

oh Christ. this is literally perfect. This is my "if I hit the lottery there will be signs" build right here

Amazing bumper sticker spotted

i was possessed by a terrible urge, and in a moment of weakness, i gave in and made this monstrosity out of "Barrett's Privateers"

and if you have any leads on possible jobs in the boston area (especially around jamaica plain/easily accessible via the orange line) PLEASE lmk! i was most recently a receptionist at a tattoo shop for 6 years, and i'm no good in a restaurant/food service environment, but i'm down for anything else!

hi everyone! i really hoped i wouldn't have to do this again, but the job i had been counting on/felt assured was mine went to somebody else. so i'm still unemployed in boston. if you can spare anything to help me with rent & bills, i'm $thrillow on cashapp/@thrillow on venmo thank you as always 🖤

This is still my favorite porn comment I’ve found in the wild ever and it’s not close

"Wow you pitch a tent like a guy?" what a interesting thing to say to a woman you like

so many people thought BYOB was corny back in the day because it’s so straightforward but like, i think we kind of need this literalness sometimes youtu.be/zUzd9KyIDrM?...

Once with a girl some time ago I fell in love now she had baaaaaangs 🌬️

At least there’s women

hey does anyone here need an unskilled woman to do a bullshit work from home job for them that doesn't require me to talk to any customers or coworkers honestly and I can actually just chill and do whatever I want most of the day, and you pay me a $100k salary

s/o @paulapalooza.bsky.social for the inspo

babe wake up they made alchemy real

this guy's legacy is basically the consequences of saying something embarrassing that social anxiety makes you think is going to happen

imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

god fucking damnit

It’s time for power pop to come back. We need a new wave of guitar rock, it’s been too long.

i started hormones in HRT and straight up went to a clinic open house thinking i was just gonna get some info and walked out with a script. i was so happy that i gave a dude asking for change like $20. informed consent fucks. if u are thinking about HRT u should try it u can always decide to stop

made a devil girl

snow picture from earlier

Glad to see Lauren actually spoke up about what happened. I assumed it was still a secret from back when I heard about it awhile ago. Fuck Hans Zimmer, go listen to Lauren. She’s the best to ever do it

this was the funniest moment of 2025

HRT does have dangers, though. Like it’ll make you want to keep living, forcing you to do stuff like *shudders* come up with a ten year plan or clean off pile full of clothes chair

via 'Cities by Diana' on Facebook

girl who pulls out a deck of oblique strategies cards during sex

glad to have been a part of this

gently chastising your robotgirl friend for putting off necessary maintenance as you rearrange her guts

going to the grocery store in the full latex adidas track suit

detunes your guitar psychically

whoever wrote this post juxtaposing those two headlines is a grade a mr beast hater and I respect them immensely

baker starting a YouTube channel called breadtube

huh, I have over 1000 followers

ok not rly but i just found this generator and i love it

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

this rly fucking rips youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I

made some chimichurri sauce and it smells absolutely amazing and tastes even better