I’m not saying Thunderbirds couldn’t end broadcasts with “F.A.B.” merely as an excuse to allude to trendy lingo, I’m just saying if you want to be creative with acronyms you should pick an actual meaning behind them officially, like “fully acknowledged broadcast.”

I’m sure we all remember the 90s were weird, but do you recall they were “Mortal Kombat 3 for Super Nintendo marketing material was full of 19th century philosophy quotes” levels of weird?

Tonight Alphonse is playing with his silvervine stick.

I hate to say it but Fallout S2 gave me flashbacks to Caprica. Half a dozen plot threads & only a couple of them go anywhere, even then it’s all cliffhangers for a new conflict next season (at least we’re getting one), without much story/character development. It’s not Rings of Power bad, though.

2.5D cell-shaded remakes of Legend of Zelda of Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil, but replicating the watercolor art of Katsuya Terada.

Did I miss Groundhog Day? I was… occupied.

I’m only starting to unpack how weird it was growing up when they made kids cartoons & toys based on wildly inappropriate franchises. Robocop. Rambo. Toxic Avengers. Tales from the Crypt. I imagine if there was suddenly a Nickelodeon show for Saw or Game of Thrones there’d be a mixed reaction.

Beware the scorpion’s poison stinger.

Dramatic vent barnacle.

And to Tiny Tim, who- “Died!” my young readers will surely exclaim. No children, you are wrong. To Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, Scrooge was a second father.

He does not have anything better to do and frankly neither do I.

Edward demands attention. Would you try to give scritches? Y/N

In Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past, if you don’t get the boomerang from the basement of Hyrule castle, you can find it in Kakariko village: in the chest behind the bombable wall in the sweeping lady’s house.

I finished painted my little beholder gauths last night for my D&D collection. 3D printed in resin.

The many noises of Edward.

May I offer you an oversized kitten in these trying times?

Shh, Alphonse is pretending to be sleeping.

Edward zonking out on my lap over my lunch break as usual

*Marches into the last operating Chuck E. Cheese in the state, towing a pallet jack with a gaylord bin full of Showbiz Pizza tokens* “Gimme the BIGGEST stuffed BILLY BOB BROCCOLI you still got in the back! And do NOT hold out on me!!”

I painted a tiny little freak last night.

I’m telling future generations that this was Peter Thiel.

Phantasy Star 1-4, Earthbound, Sim Earth, Blast Corps, Grandia II, Hulk Ultimate Destruction, Fallout 1 & 2, any Zelda game pre-GameCube/DS, Red Dead Redemption II.

I woke up early this morning with the thought “arcade game whose controller is an actual working electric skillet” and my brain would not elaborate further.

“The creature in the sky, Got sucked in a hole, now there's a hole in the sky! And the ground's not cold And if the ground's not cold, everything is gonna burn! We'll all take turns, I'll get mine too!”

Edward the little fluff ball pretending to be asleep on the couch.

What a perfect gentleman.

I don’t care for the traditional effects of “cursed” items in D&D. I find them too ham-fisted with an obvious penalty. I introduced my first cursed item in a one-shot recently; an amulet of defense that makes everyone (within 30’) aware that the bearer is in possession of a stolen item.

Edward the cat loves catching bubbles. One of life’s little joys.

Jamitov Hymen died today.

Quick, we only have a few days to locate and destroy his phylactery before he rematerializes.

Finally found a place to watch Tron: Ares. Wasted rehashed premise, lame lead, only thing worth my time was the musical talent. 9/10 stars. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUts...

Tis the season.

He’s too cute when he sleeps!

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.

This *is* my Halloween-themed screen name, I just use it year-round.

The solution to the Mormons renaming the Kum & Go gas stations to Maverik is we have to pull a santorum and start using “maverick” as an even dirtier euphemism.

Alphonse, the distinguished gentleman.

Look at this stretched out belly full of floof!

Sleepy Alphonse.

Video games are so influential I know one person who has never played Black And White (and another who has never even seen it played) who still regularly exclaim “thanks for all this meat! We need more meat though!” in a British accent.

I regularly remind my D&D players of the 2:3 “golden number” for average difficulty odds (1:1 is hard, 3:4 is easy); the fundamental flaw of the D20 system treating Armor Class and monster levels/CRs as absolute when they must always be relative to the PCs’ by 3 to 4 degrees for this reason.

Dropping silverware into the dishwasher’s silverware basket from heights greater than two inches:

Alphonse doing his usual routine.

This is who runs this account

Microsoft Dinosaurs-assed animation going on here

Edward playing peek a boo on the stairs.

The Pudge and the Floof.

I finally got around to playing Red Dead Redemption 2 last month and beat the final chapter & epilogue last week. 10/10, can’t believe I cried over that dumb grumpy cowboy…

The mistake Haruhi Suzumiya made with the endless 8 was stopping while it was annoyingly repetitive, instead of continuing until it became hilariously so.