really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense

The sheer guffaw I just let out

And may every day be another wonderful secret.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

Just absolutely electric. You can feel the energy coming off the screen; you know the studio audience is on the edge of their seats

the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...

"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"

Democratic primary voters in the 2020 primary: we shall restore the soul of our nation and return our country to normalcy. Democratic voters in the 2028 primary: We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.

big “creepy youth pastor” energy here

Imagine how absolutely furious news media would be if a Democrat was doing all this gilded emperor type shit while ppl were furious about how much stuff cost. We'll be lucky if Trump gets a tenth of the criticism for all of this that theyd levey against someone else

Me defending a movie or game I loved that critics/public hated:

he can name everything after himself like DC is his own personal failed casino. it doesn’t matter. the moment he’s outta power it all comes down. i’ll show up with a chisel and pry that shit off the building myself.

The Trump-Kennedy Center, a division of AOL Time Warner

May the odds be ever in your favor

You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls

just what everyone wants in a troubled economy: a check that goes to someone else

“$120k if you go with the small pecker, pubes are $1,000 a hair” WHAT THE FUCK????!!!!!!

The networks were afraid not to run Trump because they assumed he would use his office to punish them if they didn’t. The irony is that this is what Biden was warning about, a warning they chose not to share with America.

We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

I was looking forward to the Tribute to Kid Rock with Special Guest Star Kanye West

“Our numbers are in the shitter, and we’re starting to really feel some pressure from some of our own members. Let’s start an illegal quagmire of a war, yeah, that’ll get the people on our side.

I don’t think so

Mike Johnson: “I haven’t heard about that”

As of this point the speaker has completely lost control of the house of representatives and is basically speaker in name only

sure this is a freaking disaster but have you considered that steak n shake is frying in that healthy oil now and also we can say merry christmas again

there is really no difference between the current administration and having the country run by david duke

Understatement of the year

This is a still from a show your best friend watches on CBS and you look it up to find out it's been going on for 9 seasons somehow and is the 7th most watched show in America.

Rob Reiner 1947-2025 RIP

The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.

that's right, double down, you hateful piece of shit, even your own supporters hate this, they're just starting to realize that all stick no carrot means they get the stick, too

The Bari Weiss town halls will continue until morale improves.

[guy who voted for this] i didn’t vote for this

a friend made this and because i am not selfish i am now sharing it with you, namaste

Donald Trump wants to sell CNN to the Saudis and rename football. He’s also made steak and hamburger unaffordable. Here’s why, as a red blooded American patriot, I support him.

Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...

We're completely screwed if our response to measles is going to be asking antivaxxers - the most selfish and stupid people in our society - to voluntarily self-report and quarantine for 21 days each every time they get exposed

the problem with staking your reputation on being a bully it is doesn't matter how many times you succeeded, they'll still remember the failures more.