beautiful necromancer
@knifeclub.bsky.social
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stylish but illegal beem: @knifeclub
u know my financial situation is dire when I redownload bsky to beg for money lmao
about 1 month ago
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if ur reading this u will send me $10 so I can get kfc chippies for dinner
6 months ago
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stressica 2: electric boogaloo
7 months ago
listen to me.... this was some of the best fun I've had in my life for $25 (tysm
@knifeclub.bsky.social
for suggesting we play this!!! we're so clever it's sickening)
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have been making
@moonyeyed.bsky.social
watch every movie/tv show that pops up into my head and so far it has been hit after hit
8 months ago
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only need $200 and I can surprise her with bill paid off so hmu if u want nudes, badly drawn cats, shitty poems, pics of luna, lmao anything to help mum!!!!!
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8 months ago
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mama liz is stressing hard over a $320 bill atm and she's the best mum in the world so if anyone has some cash to spare so I can help her out I will actually cry
8 months ago
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haven't slept in about 36 hours cause I'm a big dummy who didn't realise I was out of my non-pbs sleep meds so if anyone can chuck me $50 (darlingmia on beem) I will send u a cute luna pic in return ๐ฅฒ
8 months ago
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shoutout to mama Liz for being like "hey I can spare a few hundred bucks, does Jess want to come down to visit in a month" cause I get to see my DARLING AHHHHHHHH
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8 months ago
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SALE ALARM WEEWOO WEEWOO ๐จ ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ all nudes package PLUS secret bonus titties folder for only $40 !!!! wow what a steal!
9 months ago
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dentist appointment tomorrow I forgot about so any chance anyone can help with the last $120 I need ๐ฅฒ
9 months ago
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is anyone awake and can lend me $130 ๐ฅฒ
9 months ago
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offer still available if anyone wants to help me buy dinner tonight ๐ฅฒ
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9 months ago
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you get: bonus titty pics ๐ฅ I get: $40 for diet coke (the only thing I drink) ๐ฅ pretty good deal if u ask me!!!!!
9 months ago
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sale is still going if you're feeling lonely tonight ๐ฅ
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10 months ago
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here's another little teaser in case you need more convincing ๐
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10 months ago
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โ๏ธ๐ฅโ๏ธ SALE โ๏ธ๐ฅโ๏ธ wanna buy some nudes? how about feet pics? or maybe you're in the mood for a dick rating? message for pricing and you won't be disappointed ๐
10 months ago
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hello I've come back to the sky app to make a late night plea for $45 ๐ฅฒ
10 months ago
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had all the money for my dentist then my car battery went flat and the dentist was more expensive than I was quoted so if anyone can spare $200 I can pay you back Friday night ๐ซ
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11 months ago
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have gone back to the one place that may be able to save me come monday (seeking arrangement)
11 months ago
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Post you from a different era
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about 1 year ago
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i know i say this constantly but man i need to get back into using this app
over 1 year ago
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can the devs give us dms already so I can sell nudes on here (I am very poor)
over 2 years ago
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beautiful necromancer
Roxi Horror ๐๐ธ
over 2 years ago
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reposted by
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Patton Oswalt
over 2 years ago
31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
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have seen people on twitter genuinely suggest using "skeets" as a pronunciation for "xeets" I feel like I'm going bananas
over 2 years ago
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do we have any australian hot water heater experts in these here blue skies
over 2 years ago
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my husband
@abort.bsky.social
is here
over 2 years ago
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beautiful necromancer
Adam Cerious
over 2 years ago
if I text you "๐งช๐ฆ" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
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tried to post a titty pic and only just realised it never actually posted?!?!?!
over 2 years ago
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devastated that I slept too long and missed flat worm friday
over 2 years ago
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waiting for someone to turn me from sword gf to knife wife
over 2 years ago
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reconnecting with my twitter mutuals (most of them aren't here yet)
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over 2 years ago
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reposted by
beautiful necromancer
johnny connolly
over 2 years ago
Anyone who uses one of your invite codes becomes your servant in the afterlife
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so many friends joined today!!! my heart is full!!!!
over 2 years ago
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time 2 clormpost
over 2 years ago
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how many skeets do I have to post before I'm allowed to feel superior when new users join
over 2 years ago
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wait is liza minnelli outlives on here yet I get all of my topical death news from them
over 2 years ago
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everyone on here is always preaching kindness what if I just became the first evil skeeter
over 2 years ago
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walking outside for the first time in years now that twitter is down
over 2 years ago
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can't believe I took until now to think to check what you guys are posting about that fuckin submarine
over 2 years ago
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it's a cinefix movie lists kinda night (not their most recent though it's garbage and has no clint)
over 2 years ago
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experienced my first app glitch, fun!!! always cool to see what makes a beta app act a lil funky
over 2 years ago
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oh hell yeah I seem to have found the shitposters (shitskeeters?)
over 2 years ago
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I hear this app likes cat pics so may I present my baby Luna
over 2 years ago
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thank you, but mrs necromancer was my mother... you can call me beautiful
over 2 years ago
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I'm just here to get validation from strangers
over 2 years ago
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idk how to find cool people to follow so for now I shall just skeet into the void
over 2 years ago
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