u know my financial situation is dire when I redownload bsky to beg for money lmao

if ur reading this u will send me $10 so I can get kfc chippies for dinner

listen to me.... this was some of the best fun I've had in my life for $25 (tysm @knifeclub.bsky.social for suggesting we play this!!! we're so clever it's sickening)

have been making @moonyeyed.bsky.social watch every movie/tv show that pops up into my head and so far it has been hit after hit

only need $200 and I can surprise her with bill paid off so hmu if u want nudes, badly drawn cats, shitty poems, pics of luna, lmao anything to help mum!!!!!

mama liz is stressing hard over a $320 bill atm and she's the best mum in the world so if anyone has some cash to spare so I can help her out I will actually cry

haven't slept in about 36 hours cause I'm a big dummy who didn't realise I was out of my non-pbs sleep meds so if anyone can chuck me $50 (darlingmia on beem) I will send u a cute luna pic in return 🥲

shoutout to mama Liz for being like "hey I can spare a few hundred bucks, does Jess want to come down to visit in a month" cause I get to see my DARLING AHHHHHHHH

SALE ALARM WEEWOO WEEWOO 🚨 🚨🚨🚨🚨 all nudes package PLUS secret bonus titties folder for only $40 !!!! wow what a steal!

dentist appointment tomorrow I forgot about so any chance anyone can help with the last $120 I need 🥲

is anyone awake and can lend me $130 🥲

offer still available if anyone wants to help me buy dinner tonight 🥲

you get: bonus titty pics 🔥 I get: $40 for diet coke (the only thing I drink) 🥂 pretty good deal if u ask me!!!!!

sale is still going if you're feeling lonely tonight 🔥

here's another little teaser in case you need more convincing 👀

⛓️🥀⛓️ SALE ⛓️🥀⛓️ wanna buy some nudes? how about feet pics? or maybe you're in the mood for a dick rating? message for pricing and you won't be disappointed 😉

hello I've come back to the sky app to make a late night plea for $45 🥲

had all the money for my dentist then my car battery went flat and the dentist was more expensive than I was quoted so if anyone can spare $200 I can pay you back Friday night 🫠

have gone back to the one place that may be able to save me come monday (seeking arrangement)

Post you from a different era

i know i say this constantly but man i need to get back into using this app

can the devs give us dms already so I can sell nudes on here (I am very poor)

31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP

have seen people on twitter genuinely suggest using "skeets" as a pronunciation for "xeets" I feel like I'm going bananas

do we have any australian hot water heater experts in these here blue skies

my husband @abort.bsky.social is here

if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

tried to post a titty pic and only just realised it never actually posted?!?!?!

devastated that I slept too long and missed flat worm friday

waiting for someone to turn me from sword gf to knife wife

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals (most of them aren't here yet)

Anyone who uses one of your invite codes becomes your servant in the afterlife

so many friends joined today!!! my heart is full!!!!

time 2 clormpost

how many skeets do I have to post before I'm allowed to feel superior when new users join

wait is liza minnelli outlives on here yet I get all of my topical death news from them

everyone on here is always preaching kindness what if I just became the first evil skeeter

walking outside for the first time in years now that twitter is down

can't believe I took until now to think to check what you guys are posting about that fuckin submarine

it's a cinefix movie lists kinda night (not their most recent though it's garbage and has no clint)

experienced my first app glitch, fun!!! always cool to see what makes a beta app act a lil funky

oh hell yeah I seem to have found the shitposters (shitskeeters?)

I hear this app likes cat pics so may I present my baby Luna

thank you, but mrs necromancer was my mother... you can call me beautiful

I'm just here to get validation from strangers

idk how to find cool people to follow so for now I shall just skeet into the void