this is all true. I've been manipulative and creepy towards women now and in the past, and I take full responsibility for my actions then and now. I'm going to take some time away from bluesky to reflect and try to grow as a person, and I hope I can earn some degree of forgiveness from those I hurt

this is me. I've been emotionally manipulative and creepy. to anyone I've made feel uncomfortable or even unsafe, you have my deepest apologies. I'm going to step back from bluesky for a bit and try to work on myself and how I interact. I hope when I come back I can begin to earn your forgiveness.

say it ain't so I will not go turn the lights off carry me home

you can get away with going to target in a red shirt and not get asked where stuff is if you have no pants on like winnie the pooh

say it ain't so I will not go turn the lights off carry me home

A real one, two, three punch of leopards eating your face

if you even slightly think this is you, that's a great chance to check your behavior and how you go about making friends. lovingly, someone who likes having non creepy pals

this has to be one of the least true things of all time

Fun reminder time 👈😎👈

lol I sincerely doubt it

lol I sincerely doubt it

@realqrampage.bsky.social @corndad.wtf @jakepie.bsky.social and I present to you.... CorgiSky - The Feed for Corgi Pics This is all image posts/replies, by most recent, with corgi(s) or corgisky in the post text and/or alt text.

It’s fucked that trans adults keep saying “I wish I could have come out and received care sooner instead of having to live with dysphoria for decades and pay out the ass to undo upsetting puberty” and the takeaway of the NYT et al is “Kids don’t know who they are or what they want.”

"God, I can’t take much more of this."

caterpillar: *walks* snake: okay what caterpillar: *grows wings* snake: OKAY WHAT

Reskeet if you are a drama free big account (Or new/small/midsize 👉👈)

eating a string of christmas lights as a crunchy little snack

hey, you. yeah you. go follow my cool hilarious friend right tf now

caterpillar: *walks* snake: okay what caterpillar: *grows wings* snake: OKAY WHAT

Today in Who Gives a Shit

COVID cases are on the rise again so if you were considering wearing a mask to that indoor function or asking for windows to be opened at that gathering, but worried about what people would think, I’m telling you NOT to worry about what people think.

[trying really hard to do a relatable viral tweet and i’m really focusing and my face is turning red and veins are popping out, i’m breathing real hard] anyone ever done laundry

Absolutely brutal being late to something when your friends have this saved to their camera roll.

THERAPIST: We discussed your fear of large animals recently ME: [nodding] THERAPIST: But I want to address the elephant in the room ME: [spitting out drink] the what now

reskeet with a hot photo of yourself, to rebalance the universe by countering the influx of rudy giuliani mug shots

The fortune teller flips over the tarot card and looks confused. You lean forward to sneak a glance. “Is— Is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously.

"The man, yes! The child, no."

the four genders

twitter users stone age in 2023 hunter-gatherers 🤝 mastodon attempt failed, turned to sky worship for sustenance

hey guys check this out

I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance

honestly I wish I'd done this without bashing myself but old habits are hard to break

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

Hello, I am a dollar-store towel. I look almost normal but am made entirely of petroleum and repel moisture more effectively than a raincoat

one time only face revea because I'm a gross lump but I said I would

Me reskeeting me old stuff: Fuck yeah this is awesome. Bangers gonna rebang. I love it. Me when other people reskeet my old stuff: Please leave that shit in the past I can’t deal with another round of annoying people in my mentions.

Seattle! I would much prefer to have you work for me & get paid but if anyone is also looking to volunteer.... We really could use your help spreading the word! Volunteer! Learn more about the festival:  kirklandoktoberfest.com But also if you're interested in working lemme know 👀

Federation does nothing but magnify drama and bullshit and intrude on the fundamental enjoyment of Posting

will things ever stop happening