ITS HERE

Marry someone who says: - I love you - I’m proud of you - yes we can go take the ferry - no taking three round trips on the ferry isn’t too much - yes we can take the ferry again - no I don’t mind ruining my good hair day with sea spray - yes I’ll buy you pretzel from the galley

CRJs are so used to everyone beating on them that they’ve taken to fighting each other

god forbid a girl have a hobby

It’s so funny to hear this guy talk like a UFC fighter when you know an eight year old girl could easily push him into a duck pond

I wrote this episode based on a pitch from a BSky follower If you want me to write an episode about something, PM me

Microsoft desperately trying to replace junior analysts at consulting firms

If you are in Ohio, please start making plans to get out This will only get worse.

i’m so chill about this album

The only ones that do are the ones in relationships with us. My wife and I have had the conversation about where this line is. She knows there may be a moment where I look up from my phone and tell her that I need to go to the airport *right now*

New Mentour video by me covers the recent developments with TCAS, including the incidents at DCA and efforts by white hat hackers to show vulnerabilities in the system

My latest Mentour video covers a surprisingly complex landing at Narita that went wrong because McDonnell Douglas sucks ass at making airplanes

every day gets a little worse for us, so here’s another hot selfie

Everyone, my newest video for Mentour Pilot covers UTA 141, a crash marked by a breathtaking level of criminality and incompetence.

For those unaware, 3.1 million dollars is likely less than the profit margin Boeing included on the specific 737 that had its door plug blown out

I think there is a growing disconnect between - people and media commentators who still think everything has to have a political angle - the pol and 8chan zoomers raised on a steady stream of live leak violence and 4chan posts who think violence is entertainment for its own sake

Executive Decision, aka the one where Steven Segal dies ten minutes in after he hits the v tail of a stealth fighter

we should have stopped with forums and IRC, s2g

tomorrow is gonna suck shit for people that look like me, so here’s another thirst trap

I’m gonna post hot pictures of me today for no reason

looks like your favorite redhead is getting a freighter conversion next December.

this photo definitely describes a number my followers

well that’s fuckin easy, ain’t it?

go see Victoria talk about her book if you don’t live in seattle you have until tomorrow night to get there

:: looks down at rapidly growing tits :: yeah, I can tell.

Yorgos Lanthimos’ Pretty Woman

I lived in the de facto capital of the south for thirteen years and I can tell you that even the ostensibly progressive ones there still largely fucking hate us and many will stab you in the back or look the other way the instant that they have the opportunity.

It’s funny that Americans really were mad that we got all the high paying knowledge industry jobs while also becoming a land of abundant cheap credit and generous foreign investment while China got the $6/hour shift 3 jobs.

my life long love of ceasar salads pegged me as a basic white bitch long before my own brain did

there’s a sabrina captain, but not a sabrina first officer, because she has too much top energy the power gradient would be all fucked up and you’d need bedroom CRM

Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.

I just really fucking like airplanes

Screaming “FUCK YOU ESTROGEN” as I try and fail to open a small jar lid

My newest Mentour Now video covers the baffling birth and death of global airlines was it a scam? I have done dozens of hours of research and I still cannot answer that conclusively

New Mentour Pilot video by yours truly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knoe...

Sometimes it feels like my anxiety is at the front of the ordering line going “oh I’m not hungry” but occasionally my progesterone shoves it out of the way and goes “yes, can I get three more number ones please?”

AI, office real estate values, downtown small business cash flow Over and over it seems that the burden of supporting poor financial decisions falls exclusively on the american worker Maintaining 6% return on your index should not ever be my fucking problem

Sequential dual clutch gynophillic is this anything

absolutely insane to see a man with a completely cooked brain take a country with such an intense founding mythology about the rejection of kings, and turn it into his personal vanity project in the span of like six months. kind of embarrassing for us collectively as a society

Today is 9/11, but if 9/11 made you go “huh… good for her”

Oh my god you guys, I found the book from the meme

holy shit we're gonna see third amendment cases

hey guys check this out A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO FEMINIZING HRT (15.9k words) pghrt.diy

hey um i just tested it. turns out a watched pot absolutely does boil. you just gotta watch it for a while. that’s all.

:: ari has been reduced to goo ::

happy Monday to all who celebrate

cutting yourself shaving as a trans woman is a very particular and unique brand of humiliation. just signaling to the whole-ass world that, not only do i grow facial hair and need to shave it, but i also fucked it up super hard. deeply inelegant, unfeminine, beneath my station.

I’ll be a Seattle resident in a few hours

Paris, Seattle, Tokyo, Cape Town, Ho Chi Minh City

Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson is the most popular airport in the world, and has been for decades, for a very good reason. Because it is better at getting you as a human, where you want to go, on your schedule, than any other airport on the planet. It is phenomenal in its scale and scope.