oceans are now baseball games

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

y'all out here driving 80 in a 55 like you ain't got but one life to live and gas ain't 4.30 a gallon

Air Canada Jazz CRJ hit a fire truck while landing at LaGuardia. Unconfirmed 2+ fatalities. Doesn't look good

when I flew to my bottom surgery consult, I got flagged as a transsexual freak and then they called a male TSA to grope me Agent screamed across the entire atlanta checkpoint “WE NEED A MALE INSPECTOR. “ “MALE INSPECTOR PLEASE”

Or use an informed consent online clinic like Folx They’re very much “ball-is-in-your-court” They don’t gatekeep shit

Lmao, these dumb motherfuckers don’t realize that half the congressional donor pool hang out in the delta and united lounges. Shit, most of *congress* hangs out in those places. Every bitch with a CLEAR account is the biggest Karen you can imagine

This specific line

nvm the sun came out everything's fine life is beautiful

Today’s essay covers one of the most studied and, ironically, most misunderstood crashes in history.

Sure would be bad if we’d spent the last two decades moving an absurd number of military assets into Qatar!

It’s bad enough that he seems to be bragging about a toddler’s behavior, but the dipshit offspring in question is twenty years old. Also, the milk thing? Yeah, it’s racism. That’s why everyone on the right is obsessed with milk all of a sudden, it’s just racism.

I love being a beautiful gay transsexual woman this shit fucking rules

Most people do not understand that modern cheerleading is an evil industry that abuses and destroys young women’s bodies for profit. It is designed in a way to escape regulation and the oversight of bodies like the NCAA.

reverse shark tank where billionaires have to stand in front of 5 employees and defend why they deserve to make 180 million dollars a year

Sapphic desire and yearning is so fucking beautiful

in every shape and size: women 🫠

The counterpoint is when a game like RE tries to shame me for playing on easy mode. Bitch, I’m 39, you think I give a shit about your judgement? You live inside my steam deck, shut up.

changing the Libby app from 2.25x to 1.00x for the sapphic sex scene

I was the victim of a transphobic hate crime in Alpharetta, just fyi

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Stupefying new lows in racism aside, he is saying that he did pearl harbor and that makes him cool. Obviously no one in there had the balls to say “and what happened to the country that did Pearl Harbor “

God forbid dudes rock

START HRT. YOUR FAMILY IS ALREADY DISAPPOINTED.

sapphic princess of the underworld (2025)

After I got my FFS on Friday, they put me on the gynecology floor, lmao affirming as fuck

My smallest dog, Romeo, is an extremely stupid and untrainable himbo, but I’m pretty confident that even he could find fifty pounds of raw meat

This also happens when you become a trans woman

even once you discard all your "why did that woman just look at me funny" unprovable anxieties it remains true that sometimes you know for sure that youve been clocked but youre never going to know for sure that you havent

“Spend five thousand dollars on our graphics card to give every girl in your video games FFS” is a baffling and sexist marketing ask, but is somehow perfectly acceptable in 2026

There is something incredibly empowering about going into a surgeons office, showing him a picture of taylor swift, and saying “can you make my jaw and cheeks look like this?” Fuck you god. You wanna put me in a man’s body? Alright, fine, fuckhat, I’ll fix this shit my fucking self.

Obviously they’re gonna give a lot of Oscars to “fuck ice: the movie”

I’m glad everyone is catching up to my view that the entire chalamet family should be pushed off a cliff

ISO 668 dictates the dimensions and requirements for the shipping container. I firmly believe it is the most important document ever written. It has has affected every human alive, and every square centimeter of the globe.

The modern American strike fighter or bomber pilot is indistinguishable from a Nazi on the eastern front

my other hot take on birth rate discourse is that I really really don’t much care for seeing specifically *cis men* casually chatter about it.

Checked in to Delta Tech Ops at SEA for my new windscreen and lower fascia livery installation

Lots of people were convinced I’d become attracted to men after I transitioned and the reality is that I became even more repulsed by their existence and presence, while somehow becoming even more fiercely attracted to women

meanwhile, with Felt and Nanami <3

Hormuz is closed? Nonsense, Steiner’s counterattack will open the strait of Hormuz.

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

The world sucks shit for trannies but don’t worry, Bsky is here to make sure we don’t have a place to vent about it We fucking built this site in 2023, and they made sure to build a bus with special spikes on the underside to throw us under.

This would give shahad drones a range of over 7,500 nautical miles The same as the ultra long range 787-9 It would also require it to somehow fly past the entire western world’s radar and ATC systems. Undetected.

These guys are wearing huge clown shoes that don’t fit because they wanted to brag about dick size tell me again how women are too emotional and men are rational and level headed

Yeah; when did cis people decide on our behalf that transsexual was a slur I’m changing my secondary sexual characteristics by force of science and scalpel, I’ll call myself whatever I goddamn please

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

TRUUUUUE

Who wants to go to a mariners game with me

A good example of what hair, makeup, and accessories can do