@agingwheels.bsky.social Opened my inbox this morning to find this out of nowhere

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

Lol www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers. This thread will dive into its activity. 🧵 1/x.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Saying "RFK Jr. is not wrong. We are failing to keep our communities healthy" is like saying "Adolf Hitler is not wrong. The German economy is doing very poorly."

Everything about this story is nuts

Holy shit investors are dumb. Doubling production is meaningless when NOBODY WANTS THEM. They already had parking lots full of unsold cars BEFORE he showed the world he was a Nazi sympathizer.

Ok, this is the last one

Oh ffs. Yo! THIS PERSON IS NOT A FED EMPLOYEE! They may luv Nat’l Parks & selling their related merch, & that’s fine. What’s not fucking fine is blatantly misrep’ing oneself as a NPS employee FOR YEARS (during Trump terms) to hock stickers & t-shirts by exploiting the plight of other people…

Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?

@chrisraygun.bsky.social On Snark Tank, when you read the Patreon name "Who do you think you are? I am!" It's referring to this youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?...

For all our American neighbours who may be struggling to find accurate health information - thr Public Health Agency of Canada has a website you are more than welcome to use: www.canada.ca/en/public-he...

Me checking to see why Stargate is trending.

I now have more bot followers than people I follow. Only one of them I assume is real because one of the prominent people I follow follows them, I'm not sure why they followed me though. The rest I have reported and blocked but they still show up as followers on my profile. Very cool, very fun

I just published this today. I consider it to be one of my more important videos: youtu.be/ypV1aJozs5Y

You're laughing, Darth Vader is dead and you're laughing. He had two kids and his wife died in child birth, yes he oversaw the literal destruction of an entire planet, I mean he legit blew it up into a million pieces, but he was a family man first and foremost.

@chrisraygun.bsky.social Pleeeease tell me you are making a video about this. We truly live in a cyclical hell

It’s interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 🌎 🌍 🌏 but not the fourth. Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like. People underestimate the Pacific.

[NEW HALF-LIFE HISTORIES] They called it “perpetual sunshine”… youtu.be/kIoIn6iDZgY?...

Posting this to the void in case someone hears my plea: We really desperately need an AI "artist" block list.

Another post to the void: Bluesky need a "remove follower" function! Literally all of my followers appear to be bots. I can block them, but they still appear as followers on my account. Twitter has this function, Bluesky definitely needs it too.

Apparently the porn bots have finally found their way here. I can block them but apparently there is no way to remove them as followers

Yo @techconnectify.bsky.social, did Hyundai ever release an update to fix their awful brake light while using regen situation (or have people figured out how to hack it and fix it themselves)?