Goodnight kids. Invest in denture companies.

America's best hope.

Sometimes I react to Bible verses: youtube.com/shorts/jaNHf...

You have to be a very, very special kind of dense to think that this man is not lying to you.

New HFC is live! www.youtube.com/shorts/Mv35-...

USA, September 2025 #Fascism #Christiannationalism

Pearl clutching over criticism of religion will earn you one thing and one thing only: theocracy.

"To heal from purity culture, we've got to take our bodies back. They're our superpower." - @angelajherrington.bsky.social

Need your advice. Which #Browns tattoo should I get?

Disney lost $3.8B overnight. You did that. With nothing but a boycott. Now take that energy and ask: what if you stopped everything until they listened? Welcome to the power of collective action. You hurt Disney. Now hit 'em all in the pocket. #generalstrike

If I had to see it, you have to see it, but at least we can heal together.

Hey Ladies, I hear he's single!

Dear Cheeses, I know survival of the fittest is a slow process, but if we could poke Darwin to dial it up a scooch for the folks who say "Fauci Ouchie", the world will begin to heal. Bries be upon you, GM 🙏

I know there are a lot of bots out there, but assuming everyone and everything is a bot is a little QAnon for my liking. It's easy to apply critical thinking. I swear!

Meanwhile, in Canada...

Listen, you don’t understand, okay. Only the Traffic Cone Tyrant can say what he wants, k? No one except this sentient spray tan streak can crack a joke at Chuck’s expense! For the good of the realm!

👇

Bahahahaha what the eff did you think was going to happen? Pumpkin Pol Pot threatened to make us the 51st state. We’re telling you to go suck a puck. It’s a fair trade 🖕

Listen, Repubs studied hard in school, but they focused on chanting to the magical freedom cloth, so math is a real challenge for them, okay?

"I don't know shit about fuck" new shirt channeling Ruth Langmore: www.godlessmom.com/product-page...

No. They don't understand. This is why the world warned you not to elect a discount Mussolini with a cheeseburger addiction.

Like, should we just get high and say fuck it, today?

If the Pirate Bay was publicly traded, I'd buy stock in it today.

Or work for yourself. My boss may be a space case, but she is me.

Another day, another lonely man dating his hand set loose in the comments.

When Trump threatened Canada with annexation, within months Canadian boycotts had fundamentally changed the bottom line for Disney, Las Vegas tourism and American booze. From a Canadian: it is possible to make ABC feel this. #jimmykimmel

People who fantasize about civil war sure do panic when one of their generals drops.

Why are we even still talking about this... youtube.com/shorts/ChH_u...

The loudest cries for “civility” are coming from people who built empires on cruelty.

One day the Fereng- I mean conservatives will all wake up with no profits and realize that a population that is out in the streets shooting at each other is too busy to shop Amazon or sign up for their 30th streaming platform.

We are very lucky to have @janiceselbie.bsky.social in our little online community. www.youtube.com/shorts/SJsh2...

"Arm teachers" is an interesting statement from a country that won’t even fund crayons.

Dude says Canadians can't talk about politics because we have a king youtube.com/shorts/qLsya...

It’s not that people are celebrating violence. It’s that they feel a moment of safety. Charlie Kirk made them a target. Your sermon on civility isn’t going to erase that.

In case you were wondering what Lucy is up to: youtube.com/shorts/VEvOe...

atheists: *spend the last decade warning people about the dangers of giving too much power to religious institutions and accepting wild claims without evidence* everyone else: "ugh, atheists are so annoying" 2025: here, have some christofacism. oh, and I'm taking your vaccines.

Wouldn't you know it, someone damned me to hell again! youtube.com/shorts/NIMZP...

It’s gonna be another season like this, eh? I picked the wrong decade to quit drinking. #browns

Throwback to the reaction to Hitler’s passing.

An American just told me to keep quiet because I come from Canada, which is a fallen country. An American... said CANADA was a fallen country.

Not convinced y'all need emotional support Canadians anymore. Pretty sure you're in need of some toothless Canadians with hockey sticks, darts hangin' outta their mouths, chirping angrier than a bunch of drunk cobra chickens.

And the threats begin.

Timely reminder, Charlie Kirk did not approve of empathy. “I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk

The thing about loving guns is they don’t love you back, Charlie.

finally i will be able to communicate with my Vulcan neighbours.

As a bookish kid, I admired the Supreme Court for having the character to unanimously come out against segregation in the 1950s, when no other branch of our government would have had that courage. So it saddens me to see it lose its way and endorse judging people for the color of their skin today.

what are they praying for? youtube.com/shorts/m2pB3...

“I miss the good old days” is just old-timey slang for “Back when women shut up and minorities stayed scared.”

shhhh we're getting transmissions from the Great Council of Light: youtube.com/shorts/VlNUb...