This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Wrecked.

OMFG the Spurs shld knock out OKC just for the BONKERS levels of shameless blatant-ass flopping. WTF. It’s not even exaggerating hits, it’s wholly faking hits! Great job setting the standard that “elite bball” skills includes the dumbest kind of cheating, LeBron & the NBA. What a legacy.

I haven’t watched NBA in a long time, but I decided to catch up on the playoffs as a distraction from *waves hand around* & WOW do I have questions: 1) Traveling is allowed now? 2) No calls on charging? 3) The all-round soft as hell defense in general? WTF is that about? It’s not great bball, folks.

For the kids: Behold! An NBA All Star game (feat. legends, some even bench team at the time) when players wore their own jerseys, defense was not only a valued skill but effort was put into it, & flopping wasn’t a thing. ⭐️ Bonus: MJ after the return & a baby Kobe. Enjoy! youtu.be/s3H8C2mTaAg?...

I’ve said it a million times before and I’m saying it again: Paula White is crazier than a shit house rat.

Dear god. Sigh. “Police ordered guns to be removed from mosque shooter’s home in 2025: Authorities’ awareness of one of the gunman’s past behavior raises questions about whether the attack could have been thwarted.” www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

INCREDIBLE post for the “procgen bots are able to tell jokes that a real person might not want to claim” thread. this is a real place by the way

might start up another thread here for “curated procedural generation can give cover to jokes a human writer might feel are too edgy / on the nose / might otherwise disavow”

I wrote some new insults because mood insults.live

nostalgic for this Twitter bot which would reliably start sectarian conflicts like once a month

Just posting this again for no particular reason whatsoever

BREAKING: POLITICO is shutting down AI "tools" at center of landmark arbitration. wbng.org/2026/05/22/p... #NewsNotSlop

What she said

🎉 A federal judge has dismissed the criminal case against Kilmar Abrego Garcia who DHS erroneously deported to El Salvador: “A federal judge found that the Justice Department charged Kilmar Abrego Garcia only because he successfully fought his deportation.” www.tennessean.com/story/news/c...

JFC: “I honestly believed that it was all fake before analyzing the content deeper. This is indeed the worst leak that I’ve witnessed in my career.” www.esecurityplanet.com/threats/cisa...

It’s fake shit and scams all the way down.

Oh, & PBS (& every other press outlet): TULSI GABBARD IS NOT HINDU. Stop saying that! She’s not now nor ever been Hindu. She was born into a cult that’s not Hindu & would never claim to be (according to a metric shit ton of publicly available sources & on-record & off the record sourcing to journos)

Mmhmm www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Why in the Kentucky fried fuck is this not getting more coverage? IT’S FUCKING CISA! Hey press, I get the fire hose of crazy bs & the lack staff & budgets are making your jobs hella hard (btw welcome to Trump 2.0’s civil service!) but maybe like trim the back-to-back “crazy ballroom quip” stories?

Why y’all think Palantir got gazillion $ no bid contract to silo sensitive data across agencies in Ag Dept into one AI-driven system? “Improved service/efficiency”?! HA HA Wut. 1) surveillance (USDA controls more & varied data on ppl than many) 2) Ag commodities data💰 Why press sleeps on this is 🤯

Important to remember this, kids. & yo also pass on the knowledge to younger generations that “experiencing life/living fully ‘in the moment’” is just a hoax concocted by weird old people who are able to handwrite, even in cursive.

Another on a long list of Trump 2.0 DOJ takin Ls to the face. DOJ transforming to this level of epically lolcow’d in only a yr & 1/2 is historic fr. The other alphabet LEOs? Been there before at var times. But US Attorneys? Not rly. Wild shit. & good, bc all the bs they tryin’ to pull now? Fuck that

Good story thread

Where y’all be at on handshake discourse? Yah? Or nah? (Genuinely curious) www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Well yeah. THEY’VE PLOWED THROUGH YEARS OF OUR ADVANCED WEAPONS IN A ONLY A FEW MONTHS! They don’t magically regenerate and now Pegsmeth wants a gorillion of our tax payer dollars to make more to fix their stupid fuck up of their own making

Today @victoriascott.bsky.social writes about Juniper Blessing, a University of Washington student who was murdered last week, and worries about the potential loss of a better future for young trans people she had always hoped was coming. www.welcometohellworld.com/this-pain-ha...

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The attorney leading the case at this point became aware of the misconduct almost a month ago, but instead of immediately dismissing the case, spent that month harrying and harassing the defendants. bsky.app/profile/jons...

Looks like the indictment is being dismissed due to clear misconduct by DOJ before the grand jury, including vouching for witnesses and ex parte communication with the jury

"SpaceX, which is expected to target an initial valuation of $1.5 trillion or more, has a financial picture that is notably worse than any other megacap U.S. company. It lost $4.9 billion last year on revenue of $18.7 billion." www.wsj.com/business/spa...

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This new healthier Jell-O roll out is arguably the best news I’ve read this week. So that’s where I am in the world at present lol

JFC the leaks of PII from fed gov’t systems has been steady since last Jan & invasion of DOGE dipshits, then pushing every gd AI agent available, & now Palantir is embedded balls deep everywhere! “CISA credentials get leaked on GitHub”https://fedscoop.com/radio/cisa-credentials-get-leaked-on-github/

The Washington Post, NYT and AP didn't get the story. But The Atlantic reports that the recent "Rededication" rally on the Mall was the work of the apostles and prophets of the New Apostolic Reformation, a charismatic movement that... is now the leading edge of the Christian right."

Every micro-generation gets its own major media profile of Deep Springs, you get one every 2 or 3 years or so. But Simon’s Rock College of Bard and St. John’s, the other two colleges in the college book whose descriptions make you say “huh!”, they never get anything.

No lies detected (but don’t you dare ask these perpetual victim hall of famers to pay for a lawful permit! Inconceivable!)

Who else still up excited abt being in a swole af permanent underclass that’s 100% part of an intentional plan concocted by a gaggle of maladjusted, ideologue adult toddlers who’ve accumulated personal capital at levels so gd disgusting it gets that Express Elevator Ticket to Hell punched STAT?!

Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

So is this & the ever creeping AI fees akin to like Jeffrey Epstein, Bobby Kotick, Pablos Holman, & whatever other creeper hall of famers, invented the enshittification of video games via microtransactions in their dumb chud emails? Or nah?

Gotta love our long tradition of “Glyphosate makes kids grow!”-esque astroturfs laundered as thoughtful op-eds by esteemed journalistic inst. Fun fact: before she was a psycho Jan 6 defendant-simpin, Claremont-affil RW slop machine, Julie Kelly churned out astroturf oped slop for the pesticide ind!

The Good Reading Comprehension Website (tm) is pissed off in the QTs because they assumed from the headline that this was an article about how cattle ranching is good, instead of instantly clocking it as the NYT’s 8163rd hagiography of Deep Springs, a college with more articles about it than alumni.

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FREEZE PEACH

Her: So you're French? Me: Bien sur. Her: Oh, I love French culture. Me: Perhaps you have heard of my favorite group of French novelists, Les G'ma? Her: No, Les G'ma? Tell me more. Me: But of course, Les G'ma Balzac.

lol fuck you

Hey, so Marc Andreessen is a dumbass sociopath. That’s all. Have a good evening.

Lemme rant post at y’all one more time rn…I ain’t trying to spew some hippie bullshit & I ain’t saying ya have no right to be mad or get mad or stay mad or even intensely dislike certain people &/or ideas, especially when they literally trespass directly against you. BUT 2 things:

If you happen to own firearms & live under the same roof w/ other humans, esp children &/or adolescents: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FUCKING HOLY LOCK YOUR GODDAMN GUNS IN A SAFE! EVERY DAY. ALL DAY. Even the stupidest adults still haven’t learned this by now in THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD 20 fucking 26?!😫