scout pilgrim vs the W.H.O.

Let's make 2026 the year we bring back mixtapes. Let's get something positive out of this year.

my neck, my back, etc

usps truck unhinging its grill and hood and eating a ups truck

i bring a kind of "tim curry chipped many cheap shots" vibe to the "tim curry took huge swings" party that people don't really like

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Looks we love

sorry babe, the only life partner i want is a This American Life subscription 🙂‍↔️

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

next season on serial: sarah koenig travels to freaking county to interview embattled mayoral inmates of the wife city jail

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

This photo is so stunning I was originally dubious it was real… and I found the original from NASA and it’s SO MUCH BETTER in full res oh my god. images-assets.nasa.gov/image/art002...

gretchen felker martin on rftb?!?! week made :D

did you know? EASTER is an acronym! Euhhh Ahhh… So…the Tomb…it’s Empty. Rawr :3

why do people act like their religeous blorbo didn't die for my sins

okie doke/okay dyke

all i'm saying is someone cool like lc james should take over my town's indie perfume store bc the owners are retiring and then whomever and i should have a meet-cute

march (✿^‿^)v

okay so i've determined tapmusic probably uses unifont as their font on the collages, but now gimp refuses to use the font i select regardless of how i change it??? for the records i'm not lying on my 5x5 from last month, magdalena bay just has a gif cover on lastfm and tapmusic ignores gifs,,,

this is going to ruin the tour (mainly for The Beths)

A spotlight can very easily be used as a searchlight

"death of the author" don't threaten me with a good time

Sorry we're not going to just die quietly so Braylenn and Kyle can enjoy their nostalgia slop wizard show in peace.

reinventing tzatziki from base principles

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

without downloading any new photos, what's it like to date you?

the fact that the 2 guys in fcukers were in spud cannon is so funny to me. iirc most of the members were like "fuck this twee bullshit bc we didn't blow up" which is unfortunate bc i love their twee bullshit

steaming pile of vibecode

just this week: -- OpenAI killed Sora -- Disney subsequently cancelled its investment in OpenAI -- Wikipedia is now banning LLM-generated content ...tell me again how this is all "inevitable" and you have to "get on board or get left behind"?

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

“just steal harry potter stuff” i fucking guess if your soul is rotten and you need to absorb it sure. but keep that shit to YOURSELF

self host anything you love and don’t want erased tomorrow don’t get emotionally attached to things that you aren’t allowed to recreate without going to jail for IP violation walled gardens are prisons

she is using the billions of dollars she makes from people who support her IP to spread propaganda that is actively harming people. you can’t separate the art from the artist when she has *explicitly* said this is what she’s spending your money on. it doesn’t work that way. watching = an endorsement

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

no sir my mother is not a basketball! my daughter is a bowling ball and her father smeldt of elderberry~

say it with me class: "zydrate comes in a little glass vial"

costco announces VR hologram dog with complementary nutrient paste tube

I’m building a world

my cooties? caught.

my rosies? tuckered.

winning the regional award for "tgirl with too much tboy swag", apparently

i'm sure someone has said this before but no gods no mayors on pamela winchell would go crazy i really want nova to listen to dozens of episodes of night vale

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

fucking love my clipboards #myclipboard

so cool to almost have principles

i think about this a lot

driving myself slowly insane making a captioned gif for tumblr bc apparently nobody's done this scene yet and i need the context for a text gif,,,, for deadloch btw yippeee new season friday!!!