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It don’t take skill nor luck to never amount to much
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Jason Kirk
32 minutes ago
Funniest unfunny person ever
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Luke O'Neil
about 6 hours ago
hm no they didn't
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derek guy
about 6 hours ago
hmm
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Lupita Nihongo
over 1 year ago
I forever remain convinced that this is the exact moment Sage Steele became The Joker.
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Eric Sahr
about 19 hours ago
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SF Layzell
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Elena
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Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger (SKA COVER/PATREON REQUESTED) Ft. Avery Springer
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvx4vdtNRiI
about 22 hours ago
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Is that where Moon Pies are made?
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Waldo Jaquith
1 day ago
That’s a campaign ad right there
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Hell yeah I’m going to the big show on Saturday. Oh you didn’t mean Ryan Davis & the Roadhouse Band at Richmond Music Hall?
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Was just thinking this morning that it feels like an easy one for them to buy some cred with.
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There's too much bullshit in the world now for me to even give cursory laughs to the brands having fun with April Fool's Day.
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I wouldn't log into X with your phone.
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My beloved bad baseball team, just a couple years removed from a stretch of trying to play first basemen in right field, is trying to play a second baseman in center field. The results are similar.
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The first thing I do with the Immaculate Grid is try to find a spot for Dikembe Mutombo. The second is try to find one for UVa guys.
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If they’re driving like idiots (no protective gear, doing that thing where they zip between lanes and cars that feels really irresponsible in the age of distracted driving) I’m good thanks.
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Marisa Kabas
2 days ago
if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated
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burn it all down
1 day ago
if we're gonna start considering constitutional amendments based on when and why we think they were drafted can I suggest some enterprising lawyer take another whack at the second?
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Gummy Arts
2 days ago
On this date in 1999, Fabio collided with a Canadian goose while on a rollercoaster at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, VA.
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hell yeah
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Sometimes DMB songs are too long, it's true. You get to be too DMB ADD.
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2 days ago
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Listening to the Henry Clay People, a really good band that time has left behind.
2 days ago
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Man alive, it feels like every time I see JCK's name post-Grantland, he's saying something that makes me think less of him.
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2 days ago
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Dick Motta come coach the Bulls.
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Seth Rosenthal
2 days ago
i've yet to see evidence that this man is anything other than the fucking coolest to ever do it
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burn it all down
2 days ago
if karoline leavitt was actually concerned with things that made her look ugly she would quit her job
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White Sox Legend Michael Soroka!
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3 days ago
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Reminding myself that game four of an 162 game season is not a must win.
3 days ago
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Quick emotional rollercoaster on Sean Tubbs's "Charlottesville to close Downtown Mall crossings for ten weeks starting Wednesday" headline. But 10 weeks is better than no weeks.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account)
3 days ago
Once again, the stock market is not "the economy;" it's a mood ring for the plutocracy
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Stereogum
3 days ago
Cheekface turn down AT&T commercial over ICE ties
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Cheekface Turn Down AT&T Commercial Over ICE Ties
Not everyone is chasing the commercial-money bag. Los Angeles indie rock trio Cheekface just announced their upcoming album Podium last week, and now they’ve told the story of how they recently turned...
https://stereogum.com/2494043/cheekface-turn-down-att-commercial-over-ice-ties/news
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Is Coach K going to pull a 2005-06 Pat Riley on Scheyer?
3 days ago
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Trying not to overreact to a garbage first series from the Sox.
4 days ago
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I started feeling good about this one too early.
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4 days ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
4 days ago
Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.
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TSN
4 days ago
Munetaka Murakami is the 4th player in MLB history to homer in each of his first 3 career games 🎥: @mlb
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Casey Drottar
4 days ago
"The White Sox are tired of only hitting solo shots" - Colson Montgomery, apparently
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Keith Decent
4 days ago
The movie “Yesterday” but it’s a world where Korn never existed and the only guy who remembers them just lives a normal happy life and it’s called “Oombak Ba Ooombagh Bageena”
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e.w. niedermeyer
4 days ago
this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics
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This isn’t news: I know he’s associated with Georgetown and Philly, but he’s from Newport Ne—oh.
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They're 0-2, but the Sox are off to a good start.
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4 days ago
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you
5 days ago
I also love baseball
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Edwin Davies
5 days ago
Completely misread this and for a second thought this meant the tent man was Bob Woodward.
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Absolutely not enough of a dickhead to be persnickety about mass protests of the current administration. You oppose it and want to yell at cars for a while? Good on you for it. If nothing else, it’s good to see that many people still have the energy.
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more mr. nice guy
over 2 years ago
West Wing walk and talk that ends with the big hand from Jackass
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This is a crazy thing to feel like you need to say about Rick Pitino, but people forget that he's a legendary coach.
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It rained torrentially the entire weekend I visited Appalachian State and at the least, we would have had a much better time on the visit if it hadn't.
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6 days ago
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This is where in the movie, he gets up, rubs his eyes, sends his assault victims a big chunk of his career earnings and yells trans rights into the camera.
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