Charlie
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It don’t take skill nor luck to never amount to much
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Time to go for a run that is almost guaranteed to suck.
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about 5 hours ago
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The Jarmer Fones
about 6 hours ago
Feels impossible to convey to anyone under 35 or so how SI’s whole thing for decades was “we have the very best sportswriting.” That was the brand. Three generations of kids like me grew up with SI as the inspiration for our careers and as the dream job we all aspired to.
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I'd ask if there aren't enough authors trying to get work out there, but you have to pay authors. Imagining B&N will open more stores and institute AI to cut staffing too because that's how it works.
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about 6 hours ago
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fittegrateng
about 21 hours ago
I’ve got a loaded gun on me
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I bought a jersey at the end of last season — a questionable move for a man my age who goes to 1-2 games per season — and now I think this is somehow my fault.
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about 15 hours ago
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This stretch in June might undo all of the good work.
about 15 hours ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 18 hours ago
WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIL
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a great basketball player and deserves everything he's received, but he also hasn't captured my imagination or interest at all. That might be partially on me; who knows?
about 21 hours ago
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Skye
about 23 hours ago
Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"
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The Shaggy Chestnut (2026)
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about 22 hours ago
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Yeah baby
about 23 hours ago
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Pancakes. Eggs. Hash Brown. Grits. Toast. Fruit. Coffee. I would also be more than happy with Eggs, Biscuits & Gravy (if they've got a non-mammal gravy option), Grits, Fruit, Coffee
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1 day ago
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Hildur Knútsdóttir
1 day ago
GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!
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Considering leaving the Safelite scratch on my hood so Taco Bell doesn't upcharge me.
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1 day ago
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Stella Sacco
1 day ago
I know Death is a band but this is the most ominous YouTube video title I’ve ever seen
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Stand aside, Jay Z, it is time for the
@natalieweiner.bsky.social
and
@marissarmoss.bsky.social
curated Super Bowl halftime show.
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1 day ago
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captain bleach
1 day ago
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
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shoutout to Pope Leo.
2 days ago
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glad to not have to give up if the Sox go down three or four runs.
2 days ago
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Channeling Edgar Quero hollering SOUTH SIDE into the reporter's mic.
2 days ago
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Taking two out of three from a good crosstown rival feels pretty great.
2 days ago
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Keith Law
2 days ago
unfurling a "white replacement" banner should get you permabanned from MLB stadiums
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They should save weather like this for appropriate times and places like never and hell, respectively.
2 days ago
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Five home runs tonight. Ball go far, team go good.
3 days ago
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The Davis Martin: All Star train is gaining steam.
3 days ago
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I know so many Cubs fans that I'm a little frustrated that the Sox looked like the '24 or '25 versions tonight.
4 days ago
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I showed this to my 13-year-old and he said “that’s half a game! just buy a hotdog and rip it up.”
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4 days ago
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Lefty power strokes are the best.
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4 days ago
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Part of why I love my team.
4 days ago
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No whey.
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4 days ago
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If I still ate beef hot dogs, I would crush this.
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4 days ago
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Jim Margalus
4 days ago
That's
@jrfegan.soxmachine.com
's read of a clubhouse that has been like this for a while, but now has a winning record to indicate that it's working.
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The 2026 Chicago Vibe Sox - Sox Machine
Mike Vasil has sounded hoarse for weeks. “I would love my voice back,” said the injured right-hander. “I don’t think that’s gonna happen.” The death of Vasil’s voice lines up surprisingly well with th...
https://soxmachine.com/2026/05/the-2026-chicago-vibe-sox
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Jim Margalus
4 days ago
Out: Simulated sex In: Intense emotional connections
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vrunt
4 days ago
this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened
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They call the White Sox the cradle of baseball civilization.
4 days ago
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Josh Levin
4 days ago
The best local political reporting I read today came from Soxmachine, about some remarkably sophisticated maneuvering by future
#WhiteSox
owner Justin Ishbia. Super-impressive work putting this together
@josh.soxmachine.com
soxmachine.com/2026/05/just...
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Justin Ishbia's path in building a new White Sox ballpark - Sox Machine
Justin Ishbia found an unlikely partner to free up space in building a new stadium for the Chicago White Sox, but 11th Ward Alderman Nicole Lee doesn't want to lose a baseball team for a rail yard.
https://soxmachine.com/2026/05/justin-ishbias-path-in-building-a-new-white-sox-ballpark
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I cringe when I see Amazon attached to something even when it's not something I care about.
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4 days ago
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A little freaked out by how often my weekly volunteer thing seems to be coming up. The passage of time is a lot to wrestle with.
4 days ago
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Drake only released three albums last night if you acknowledge them.
4 days ago
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Tyrone
5 days ago
The Chicago White Sox have a winning record.
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Michael Jordan Nba Championship Trophy Kiss
ALT: Michael Jordan Nba Championship Trophy Kiss
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wint
5 days ago
every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line
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There are so many more reasons why this line of thought is bad than there are to defend it.
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5 days ago
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The Golden Pony in Harrisonburg was a great small venue. It's closing, and that sucks.
5 days ago
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I feel like there's probably not a lot of proof out there on this, but it's not unlikely that someone knows about LBJ, Clinton, and JFK, in that order.
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5 days ago
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She is who we thought she was but not what the honeymoon period of a relatively easy D win made us hope she’d be.
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5 days ago
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👍
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6 days ago
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Jade Van Kley
about 1 month ago
this the shit I been up to
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There should be a third factor of authentication where an armed guard comes to my location to verify that it’s really me entering the six-digit code.
6 days ago
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If the White Sox win tonight, they’ll be .500 more than a quarter of the way through the season.
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